Looks like I've been slacking on these lately, but whatever - here's 9
Also, some warnings:
THE FIRST ONE CONTAINS MINOR SPOILERS FOR FARUZAN'S HANGOUT EVENT AND CHARACTER STORIES!
THE SECOND AND LAST ONES HAVE SPOILERS FOR THE LAST ACT OF THE SUMERU ARCHON QUESTS!
READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Anemo
Faruzan:
Skill - Wind Realm of Nasamjnin
"What? You don't know what Nasamjnin is? Hmph, I'll have you know that it's a word in [insert random language here lol] that means 'ruins'!"
So it's Wind Realm of the Ruins... that makes a lot of sense, actually, considering her backstory!
Note: Nasamjnin does not actually mean "the ruins"! (At least, I'm pretty sure it doesn't... but what if it does?)
Burst - The Wind's Sacred Ways
Faruzan would make a good geometry teacher - she sure like polyhedrons and triangles!
Wanderer:
Skill - Hanega: Song of the Wind
Wowee, I can fly!
(Would have come in handy when you fell out of the robot thing...)
Burst - Kyougen: Five Ceremonial Plays
Why does the symbol for this look EXACTLY like the symbol for Anemo Traveler's skill?!
Electro
Dori:
Skill - Spirit-Warding Lamp: Troubleshooter Cannon
Wait... the genie in Aladdin gives 3 wishes, right?
Well, here, there's exactly 3 strikes: one main strike, and two aftershocks!
*GASP*
Burst - Alcazarzaray's Exactitude
These burst names are getting longer and longer; by the time we get to Snezhnaya, they're gonna be at least five sentences!
Cyno:
Skill - Secret Rite: Chasmic Soulfarer
Wow, it's the same as Rosaria's!
Although, I don't think Rosaria would be very happy if I compared her to a random general who makes terrible jokes.
Burst - Sacred Rite: Wolf's Swiftness
Uhh... why do you want a spirit to indwell, aka POSSESS you?
This isn't even like Razor; at least Razor's wolf doesn't possess him, it just fights with him!
Dendro
Kaveh:
Skill - Artistic Ingenuity
"...all Dendro Cores in its AoE... cause them to immediately burst."
Imagine your co-op teammate was setting up a big Burgeon explosion, and you use this just as they're about to apply the Pyro... oof.
Burst - Painted Dome
FINALLY, A BURST NAME LESS THAN 3 WORDS LONG!!!
Collei:
Skill - Floral Brush
Resinless behavior:
Using this, and seeing which characters can outrun the boomerang effect
Burst - Trump-Card Kitty
Why did you have to name a doll "Cuilein-Anbar"?!?!?! JUST USE A ONE-WORD NAME!!!!!
Tighnari:
Skill - Vijnana-Phala Mine
We've had taunts in Pyro, Hydro, Cryo, and Geo before - here's the Baron Bunny 5.0, aka the Dendro Baron Bunny!
Burst - Fashioner's Tanglevine Shaft
Isn't this just Hyperbloom, but twice?
Alhaitham:
Skill - Universality: An Elaboration on Form
Wha-
EVEN THE SKILL NAMES ARE THIS LONG???
Burst - Particular Field: Fetters of Phenomena
...Seriously?
You couldn't have just called it something like Phenomenon's Fetters?
Why do you even need the words "Particular Field"?
Na - RADISH - hida:
Ski-
*everything fades to black*
You hear a familiar voice in your head, but you can't quite place a finger on who it is.
"The onslaught of the radishes is near...
You should never have erased my existence.
I was the only one who could have prevented it.
Even Nahida herself can't do it."
Suddenly, shock spreads through you as you recognize the voice.
"...[NAME REDACTED]?"
"Yes... you understand.
I, [NAME REDACTED], will consume Teyvat in radishes.
This isn't over... this is what happens if you try to erase forbidden knowledge.
I will see you soon."
*cue ominous music and DUN, DUN, DUNNN!*
If you just read all that and you haven't completed the Sumeru Archon Quests, welp - I warned you. Now that's forbidden knowledge. (if you know, you know)
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