I got this not knowing there was a first book and I can't get that in paperback so I'm salty as hell about it. It was a fast read which im bummed abouI got this not knowing there was a first book and I can't get that in paperback so I'm salty as hell about it. It was a fast read which im bummed about, because it was really fun and the first one sounds FREAKING AMAZING too. Millions of hyper aggressive and fast breeding rats vs military with flamethrowers and some everyday pest exterminators trying to stop the rat apocalypse. Those same ones are back and I guess since the first book followed the 2 exterminators working along side the military in this one shows the 2 trying to get out on their own/and what other everyday citizens are having to do to survive. Oh an the rats are now giant like elephant size(somehow covid poop made them get bigger.. I mean sure why not who cares I'm all in for the ride), kinda hivemind and recognize the exterminators and definitely holding a grudge. So yes its wacky adventure with lots of blood and bullets, aka a great time. It ends on a kinda cliffhanger so I reeeeeeeaaallyy hope theres a 3rd book. A lot happens and I just wish a book like this would be longer....more
Hooray! Finally! Mall horror yaaay! I'd go for a sequel or even a prequel like when the mall first gained sentience. That'd be fun! Anyways teens breaHooray! Finally! Mall horror yaaay! I'd go for a sequel or even a prequel like when the mall first gained sentience. That'd be fun! Anyways teens break into a soon to be demolished mall, but its alive and feeds of shoppers and twists them into horrific monsters. Oh and there's ducks. Whats not to like? Definitely don't regret buying. I didn't even realize I've got 2 other of this guys books hah....more
Honestly its waaay better then I expected. I'm not a star trek fan either(seen the older movies a few times and a smattering of next gen eps.) so someHonestly its waaay better then I expected. I'm not a star trek fan either(seen the older movies a few times and a smattering of next gen eps.) so some of the more in-depth lore or names of things were just gobbledygook to me lol. But it didn't get in the way or pull me out of the story at all. Its even funny. And there's thankfully to me.. a star wars fan in there. Its got action and romance(only a light touch so its fine if you're worried if it'll drag the story) and I loved all the characters. Jim at times got annoying giving up here and there so fast but hey whatever its hitting all classic soap opera drama of cheesey show you'd expect). If you can find it I'd recommend a read. Its fun geek stuff. Oh and the zombies... ARE INFECTED WITH ALIENS....more
I like the idea I love wacky stuff like this.. but at the sametime.. im not a fan of super gore, violence or just gross content. Its my curse, love thI like the idea I love wacky stuff like this.. but at the sametime.. im not a fan of super gore, violence or just gross content. Its my curse, love the idea but at the sametime i don't like splatterpunk. Weird right? So its just not for me is all.. I think I'm gonna tap out... or not idk maybe I'll keep it on the back burner. Sometimes its just too much for me. Hah...more
Terrible Book Club read this in full. In an episode I listened twice, one of those times I was at work, lord I was almost in TEARS. Find it. its so fuTerrible Book Club read this in full. In an episode I listened twice, one of those times I was at work, lord I was almost in TEARS. Find it. its so funny. It's the reason I'm rating it 5 stars for the sound effects and just them cracking jokes and all. (Heres a bit of it dumbed down by a tired mind) Okay so some dude complains to a ghost finder guy 1: "i can't sleep all I hear is grunting and pigs 24/7." Guy 2 (the ghost finder): "no prob come alone to my house, now put on this rubber suit." so 2 men in a closed off room in rubber suits with rainbow glowing wires all on the floor. Kinky. Guy 1: gets on all fours and starts grunting like a pig. Guy 2: damn is that a giant pig in the distance? THE HOG: ...more
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