The Local Spooky Hermit's Reviews > The Hog

Terrible Book Club read this in full. In an episode I listened twice, one of those times I was at work, lord I was almost in TEARS. Find it. its so funny. It's the reason I'm rating it 5 stars for the sound effects and just them cracking jokes and all.
(Heres a bit of it dumbed down by a tired mind) Okay so some dude complains to a ghost finder guy 1: "i can't sleep all I hear is grunting and pigs 24/7."
Guy 2 (the ghost finder): "no prob come alone to my house, now put on this rubber suit."
so 2 men in a closed off room in rubber suits with rainbow glowing wires all on the floor. Kinky.
Guy 1: gets on all fours and starts grunting like a pig.
Guy 2: damn is that a giant pig in the distance?
THE HOG: 👋👁👄👁
Guy 1: *squeals loudly*
Guy 2: You a furry or somethin?
THE HOG: * getting closer* 👁👄👁
Guy 1: 🐖 *pig life yo*
Guy 2: my rainbow wires are getting funky...this is too hard.. f it.. ima shoot u if you don't stop.
THE HOG: *HEAVY BREATHING* 👁👄👁