• "Stay off me booty, ya scallywag!"
• "I'm no landlubber, but it's better to have lubbed and lost than never to have lubbed at all." (reference to "It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all" from Alfred Tennyson's poem In Memoriam A.H.H.)
• "YAR! Funny ye should be mentionin' parrots b'cause...um...What t'were we talkin' 'bout?"
• "*Yarr Blarr Harrdarr*"
• "What in blazes are ye talkin' about? Moby Dick is mine!" (reference to the 1851 novel Moby-Dick)
• "Yo ho ho and a bottle of....blinkroots!" (reference to the sea song "Dead Man's Chest")

When Tavernkeep is present:

• "About time we gotta barkeep around here! Me rum was almost gone!"

If the player is female / Any gender :

• "<Name of player>, Ye be one o' the finest lookin' lassies this here captain's seen in many a fortnight!"

During a Party:

• "After all that cake, you might have to call me White Beard for a while."

During a Windy Day:

• "Hoist the sails, ye curs! We pirates startin' a leg of a race! Yarharharr!"
• "All hands on deck! A storm of wind be brewin'!"

During Rain:

• "Fish do fly in ye rainy skies! I seen it with me own eye!"
• "Ha har! Rain!? Jus' another day fer a pirate."

During a Thunderstorm:

• "Ahoy! Brace fer impact, swashbuckler! 'Tis a'mother of all tempests!"
• "Great Charybdis! What manner of wrath er curses have ye sent on us now!?"

When in a Graveyard:

• "Hardee harr... the sea be a pirate's graveyard! Ye landlubbers waste ye time!"
• "Arr... hate to say it, but many me mateys put these holes in the ground... if ye catch me drift!"

When homeless:

• "The open sea's me true home, but if I be landlocked for awhile... well I need me shelter, matey."

When far from home:

• "Me bed and me rum be callin' me name back home."

When in a sparse area:

• "'Tis like having me very own galleon, matey!"

When overcrowded:

• "Avast! Too many landlubbers on me ship be foulin' my mood."
• "Ye too hate the feelin' that a mutiny be comin'? Too many scallywags gettin' close to me quarters."

When in the Ocean:

• "Hardy har har, matey, the Ocean is me true home!"

When in the Caverns:

• "Argh, the Underground be a bit cramped for me style, ye scurvy dog!"

When in an Evil Biome or the Dungeon:

• "Arr, the Corruption/Crimson/Dungeon be the foulest chunk 'o dry land ever traversed!"

When near the Angler:

• "Ahoy, me takes <Name of Angler> under me wing, landlubber. Me love raisin' sea pups!"

When near the Princess:

• "Yarr, <Name of Princess>'d fetch a hefty reward on the seas... jus' kidding, she's me favorite lass."

When near the Tavernkeep:

• "Har Har! Melikes how <Name of Tavernkeep> brings ye best bottle o' rum."

When near the Stylist:

• "Ye know me don't like that <Name of Stylist> tries to cut me beard, I've slit scurvy throats fer less!"

When near the Guide:

• "Me want to make <Name of Guide> walk ye plank, sea dog! Hate the coddlin' and the dastardly smell!"

When neutral:

• "Yarr. I be in ship shape!"