This article is a transcript of the Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years episode "Game Night" from season 1, which aired on July 22, 2021.
- [At night, the campers are talking amongst each other. Mrs. Puff appears in front of the camera, with Plankton on top of her. They look around and peek behind the badge wall.]
- Camper: [to other camper] He ate, like, a whole tub of paste.
- Other camper: [both start walking] Hey, who hasn't? Am I right?
- [Mrs. Puff and Plankton come out and tiptoe by after the campers leave. They open and shut the outhouse door, then appear from behind some rocks, then appear behind Elwood. Mrs. Puff looks around again, and hides as Elwood runs off laughing. She reappears behind a loudspeaker pole. She then appears at the director's cabin, looking around. Plankton gets off of Mrs. Puff as she knocks on the door.]
- Mr. Krabs: [eye stalks appearing through door] Password?
- Plankton: Aw, c'mon, Krabs. You know it's us.
- Mr. Krabs: [single eye stalk appears at Plankton's level] Password!
- Plankton: [sighs] Fine, it's... [mutters]
- Mr. Krabs: What was that? [places eye stalk onto Plankton] I couldn't quite hear you.
- Plankton: [growls] [singing in and dancing high-pitched voice] ♪ I'm a baby pea pod, green and new; And I just love to dance for you ♪
- Mr. Krabs: [chuckles] Come on in.
- Plankton: [slouches] Every week, it's the same stupid song and dance. I'm sick of it-- [he and Mrs. Puff scream as they are pulled inside by Mr. Krabs]
- Mr. Krabs: Did any of the children see you?!
- Mrs. Puff: [lets go] Not a chance! This isn't my first rodeo, you know.
- Plankton: Did you... get the goods, Krabs?
- Mr. Krabs: 'Course, I did. [touches a box with red string] It's all right here.
- Mrs. Puff: [taking box] Great. Let's go!
- Mr. Krabs: [cheering, running off and making Mrs. Puff spin in a circle]
- Mrs. Puff: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! [spinning upstairs]
- Plankton: [upstairs with Mr. Krabs] We made it! We're free! We're-- [all gasp as they see Pearl sleeping on top of the box] Hold it, Puff. Don't move. You've got a B-A-B-Y on [pointing] you.
- Mr. Krabs: [sweating] Oh, she must've been sleepcrawlin' again.
- Mrs. Puff: [sweating] Hurry, Eugene. If Pearl wakes up... [Pearl starts to sleep on her side]
- Mr. Krabs: It'll be okay. I'm gonna try [holds up scissors] cutting the red wire.
- [Mrs. Puff, then Plankton, are shown sweating.]
- Plankton: Careful, Krabs. That baby could go off at any moment.
- Mr. Krabs: [Pearl stretches out her foot, cuts wire] [sighs of relief]
- Plankton: Oh, boy.
- Mr. Krabs: [picks up Pearl and puts her on a treasure chest bed]
- Mrs. Puff: Finally. Time for... [tears open box to reveal board games] Game Night!
- Mr. Krabs: With no campers.
- Plankton: [on top of board games] We should play Peril: The Game of Undersea Conquest! I'll destroy both of you and take over the ocean.
- Mr. Krabs: [pushes Plankton off] Boring! That game takes too long. Let's play something [picks up Money-opoly] more profitable, like [holds money in hands, dressed up as the Monopoly man] Money-opoly! [giggles]
- Mrs. Puff: [rips off Krabs' mustache and tosses it] No, thank you. You always play the bank, and you always win. How about [picks up Slot Boat Racers] Slot Boat Racers?
- Plankton: Oh, no! Krabs "accidentally" ran me over last time. My leg is still healing!
- Fred: [off-screen as close-up of Plankton's leg is shown] His leg!
- Mr. Krabs: [smugly] I said I was sorry. Besides, we ain't playin' race cars neither. We're playin'... [holds up Lobster Trap] Lobster Trap!
- Plankton and Mrs. Puff: Ooh, Lobster Trap!
- Plankton: Ooh, I like that.
- Mrs. Puff: Ooh, my favorite.
- [Bubble transition to Plankton placing the board game mat.]
- Plankton: There.
- Mrs. Puff: [pours drinks into three glasses]
- Mr. Krabs: [kisses Pearl] [sips drink] You know, sometimes I think these adult-only nights are the only thing keepin' me sanity in check.
- Mrs. Puff: Tell me about it. [grabbing onto chips bag] If I have to deal with another one of the campers' ridiculous requests, I might just [breaks chip bag] bulldoze this whole camp! [breathing heavily, chuckles nervously]
- Mr. Krabs: [eats chip]
- Plankton: [sets up mini lobster trap on board, gets squashed] Ouch! How 'bout a little help here?
- Mr. Krabs: [chuckles, lifts up lobster trap] Here ya go.
- Plankton: Okay, we're ready! [holds miniature battleship piece] Dibs on the battleship!
- Mr. Krabs: [takes battleship from Plankton] No way! Battleships are too big for you, short stuff. [holds up thimble piece] You get the thimble, like always! [drops thimble piece onto Plankton, laughs]
- Plankton: [lifts up thimble piece, hears SpongeBob laughing] Huh? Wait. What was that?
- Mrs. Puff: [SpongeBob is heard laughing again, eyes widen] [gasps, stops drinking, sweating] It couldn't be...
- Mr. Krabs: [sweating, gasps] Maybe it was the wind? [laughter continues]
- [SpongeBob breaks into the cabin in sleepwear, leaving a hole in the wall. He latches onto Mr. Krabs.]
- SpongeBob: Camp Master Krabs! Emergency! I need your help!
- Mr. Krabs: [unamused] What is it, boy?
- SpongeBob: Patrick swallowed my teddy bear, and I can't sleep without it!
- Mr. Krabs: [shrugging] Uhh...
- Plankton: Sorry, Krabs. He asked for you! [chuckles, he and Mrs. Puff run off]
- Mr. Krabs: [sighs] All right. Let's get this over with.
- SpongeBob: Hooray!
- [Cut to the Dinghy Cabin, where Mr. Krabs is using a plunger on Patrick's mouth.]
- Mr. Krabs: Are you sure he ate it, SpongeBob? [stops plunging, stretches head] I'm not findin' anything.
- SpongeBob: [Mr. Krabs continues plunging] Keep plunging, Mr. Krabs! [plunging shakes bed] It's not Patrick's fault he's a chronic sleep-eater, [teddy bear falls into his arms] but without my teddy, I won't be able to sleep, or eat, or shower. or... [notices teddy bear] huh? Oh. Ha, unless it was under my covers the whole time? [chuckles neverously]
- Mr. Krabs: [angrily] Are you kidding me? [leaves plunger on Patrick's head]
- Patrick: Wait a minute. If I didn't eat your teddy, then what did I eat? [pukes out Sandy]
- Sandy: [growls] Ya at me, ya dunderhead! [shoves teddy bear into Patrick's mouth, walks off] Ugh!
- [Cut to Plankton juggling dice on the board, when Mr. Krabs opens the door, sweating. He looks around.]
- Plankton: What are you doing, Krabs? It's my turn!
- Mr. Krabs: It won't be nobody's turn if we don't get out of here! [slams door] SpongeBob's seen us. It's only a matter of time before he's back.
- Mrs. Puff: He's right. Grab everything! We can hide out at my place.
- [Mr. Krabs picks up Pearl and puts her on top of the board games, and carries them. Mrs. Puff picks up the chips, and Plankton lifts up the game board, albeit struggling. They all enter Mrs. Puff's lighthouse. Plankton sets down the game board again, Mrs. Puff pours more drinks, and Mr. Krabs sets down Pearl to sleep. He kisses her. Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff are sitting on the couch.]
- Mrs. Puff: So, I finally paddled the canoe out on the lake, and Camper Harvey immediately gets seasick all over my new [points down] boots!
- Mr. Krabs and Plankton: Ew!
- Mr. Krabs: Kids is disgustering! [throws dice] Three! [chuckles as he moves on the board]
- Plankton: You think that's bad, you should see 'em eat. I've known worm-hogs with better manners. In fact-- [hears a banging noise] what in the name of Neptune is that annoying noise?!
- Mrs. Puff: Probably just jellyfish attracted to the lamp. [gets up] I'll go get rid of them. [goes outside to see some jellyfish banging on the lighthouse lamp] [using broom] Shoo! Get out of here, jellies! Shoo! [sighs]
- SpongeBob: [appearing on broom] Oh, Mrs. Puff, thank goodness! I need your help! [flails arms] It's an emergency!
- Mrs. Puff: [angrily] What now, SpongeBob?
- SpongeBob: [scared, pointing] Will you walk me to the outhouse? I'm afraid to go alone at night. [whimpers] It's so dark.
- Mrs. Puff: [sighs] Fine. Let's go. [using her flashlight, walks SpongeBob to the outhouse] All right, here we are. Now you go [pointing] right back to bed when you're finished, you hear? [grumbles, walks away]
- SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff? [Mrs. Puff stops walking]
- Mrs. Puff: Yes, SpongeBob?
- SpongeBob: [points to outhouse] Will you go inside and check for bugs? I can't go if bugs are watching.
- Mrs. Puff: [grumbles, opens outhouse] There aren't any bugs in the outhouse, SpongeBob. Just get in there and--
- [A giant bug comes out of the outhouse and eats Mrs. Puff. She screams, and struggles to get out of it. The bug finally lets go of her, and she is now injured.]
- SpongeBob: You know, on second thought, I'll just hold it till morning. [runs off] Bye!
- [Cut to Mrs. Puff opening the lighthouse door.]
- Mrs. Puff: He's found us! Time to move!
- Plankton and Mr. Krabs: [gasp]
- Mr. Krabs: [picks up Pearl and starts moving]
- Plankton: [picking up game board and moving] I guess it's my place next.
- [They all carry their stuff to the Krusty Kanteen. Plankton sets down the board again, Mrs. Puff pours more drinks, and Mr. Krabs sets Pearl down and kisses her again.]
- Mr. Krabs: Oh, it might be a tight fit, but I think this kitchen of yours is the perfect hiding place, Mr. Plankton. Now, where were we?
- Mrs. Puff: [accidentally bumping into the soap dispenser, causing the floor to lower] [Plankton winces in fear] I believe it was my turn.
- Mr. Krabs: Your turn? I thought I was next.
- Plankton: [scared, thinking] My secret lab! All my evil plans, exposed! This is the worst thing that could happen to me!
- [The floor arrives at Plankton's secret lab.]
- Mr. Krabs: [pointing on game board] Let's see, my piece was here. Then I moved ahead two spaces.
- Mrs. Puff: And you landed on "Lose Your Turn."
- Mr. Krabs: [Plankton sweating] What? I thought it said, "Lose Your Turtle"! [Plankton pushes the soap dispenser to raise the floor back up] Ugh, why do they have to print everything so tiny on these game boards?
- Mrs. Puff: I do not know.
- Plankton: [with SpongeBob right behind him] [wiping off sweat] Phew! I'm in the clear. [SpongeBob wheezes happily] [groans] I stand corrected.
- [Cut to Plankton walking SpongeBob back to his cabin bedroom. SpongeBob climbs up to his bed and settles in.]
- Plankton: All right, here we are. Now, what did you need, SpongeBrain?
- SpongeBob: Mr. Plankton? Can I have a glass of water?
- Plankton: What? Why didn't you just-- you were already up when-- oh, never mind. [walks away] Just stay in bed. Forever. [comes back with a glass of water]
- Patrick: [sleepy, picks up Plankton with the glass of water] Time for my middle-of-the-night vitamin! [eats Plankton, who screams, then washes him down with water]
- [Patrick sets the glass back down and goes back to sleep. Plankton drops into Patrick's stomach.]
- Plankton: [groans, sees Sandy next to him]
- Sandy: [holding teddy bear] Oh, you too, huh?
- [Cut back to the Krusty Kanteen, where Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff are talking.]
- Mrs. Puff: So I told Harvey no more corn dogs before boating...
- Plankton: [returning, groans] We're moving!
- [Bubble transition to the three of them, with Pearl still sleeping, playing the board game underwater. The rock monster comes by and rolls the dice.]
- SpongeBob: [swimming by in swim gear] I need help!
- [Mr. Krabs, Plankton, and Mrs. Puff groan as the rock monster moves on the board. Bubble transition to them playing the board game on the surface. A seagull comes by, frightening them.]
- SpongeBob: [on seagull] I need help! [the seagull continues diving, and picks up Mr. Krabs] I need help!
- [Bubble transition to Mr. Krabs slashing away tall grass with a sword, and Mrs. Puff, who is holding Pearl, and Plankton, following him. They find an opening, and see a wooden building covered in kelp.]
- Mr. Krabs: He'll never find us way out here!
- Mrs. Puff: [scared] That place sure looks creepy.
- Mr. Krabs: Yeah, I know! SpongeBob would be terrified. It's perfect! [chuckles]
- [They all walk inside. The door slams behind them, and Mrs. Puff screams and inflates.]
- Mr. Krabs: Hey, look at this! [with cookies and chips] I told ya this place was perfect. There's already snacks here. [eats cookies] Mmm, pretty good too! [sees lobster in the seat next to him] Oh, uh, [pointing] you don't mind, do ya, buddy? [pokes lobster] Uh, buddy? [lobster falls over] What the--
- Plankton: [struggling to open locked door] Why is the door locked, Krabs?
- Mrs. Puff: [looking outside, seeing it move upwards] And why is the ground moving away so quickly?
- Mr. Krabs: Oh, no! We've walked into a real, live--
- Mr. Krabs, Plankton, and Mrs. Puff: Lobster trap!
- Plankton: [open shot of lobster trap being pulled upwards] Well, Krabs, this is another fine mess you've gotten us into.
- [Cut to the Onland Fish Market, which is on the surface. The scene pans over to Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Mrs. Puff, and a sleeping Pearl, who are on top of several ice cubes. They are playing the board game.]
- Man: All right, who's next? Number 37!
- Mr. Krabs: You know, we may be stuck in this dried-out bizarro world, but it's nice to finally have the time to relax.
- Mrs. Puff: Indeed.
- Plankton: You said it!
- Mrs. Puff: [rolls die, gets 4] Pow!
- Mr. Krabs, Plankton, and Mrs. Puff: [hear SpongeBob's laughter] Huh?!
- SpongeBob: [waving from a basket of sponges]Mr. Krabs! Mrs. Puff! Mr. Plankton! Oh, thank goodness. I need your help. It's an emergency! My socks are too tight, I lost all my comic books, and my fingernails keep growing.
- [Mr. Krabs, Plankton, and Mrs. Puff start throwing a tantrum, crying. Plankton gets squashed in the process.]