The Good Numbers! (From Humble Beginnings!)
10 = Amazing and anti-desit
9 = Perfect, but slightly less so
8 = Great
7 = Good
The OK Numbers!
6 = OK
5 = Weak
4 = Bad, but no desit just yet
The Bad Numbers!
3 = Microscopically amounts of desit, so just past regular bad, but nowhere near the worst
2.9 = Terrible
2.8 = Abysmal
2.7 = Stupid
2.6 = Abomination
2.5 = Worst
2.4 = Beyond Worst!!
2.3 = WORSTEST
2.2 = WORSTESTEST!
2.1 = WORSTESTESTEST!!
2 = WORSTESTESTESTEST!! (but still only noticeable amounts of desit!)
AND NOW, BEYOND WORSTESTESTEST AND ENTERING DESIT TERRITORY!
1.9 = Small amounts of desit
1.7 = Medium amounts of desit
1.5 = Super desit
1.3 = Substantial amounts of desit
1.2 = Largely desit
1.1 = Mega-desit!!
1 = Giga-desit!!
0.85 = Tera-desit!!
0.7 = Tetra-desit!!!
0.55 = Hexa-desit!!!
0.40 = Hepta-desit!!!!!
0.3 = Octa-desit!!!!!!!!
0.2 = Ennea-desit!!!!!!!!
0.15 = Deca-desit!!!!!!
0.10 = Overflow of desit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0.05 = DESIT WRITTEN ALL OVER IT!!! (surprisingly, still not the most desit)
0.01 = NOTHING BUT ALMOST PURE DESIT!!!!!!!! (right on the edge of being the most desit)
0.005 = PURE DESIT EVERYWHERE THIS THING GOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(be prepared for the lowest-est-est-est-est-est quality things ever!)
(you might want to skip the last section of this post)
0 = THE MOST DESIT THING TO HAVE EVER LITTERED MY SCREEN AND SO BAD THERE ISN'T A PARTICLE OF GOOD ANYWHERE IN IT AND I DON'T EVER WANT TO WITNESS A SECOND OF THIS DESIT EVER AGAIN!!! IT HAS NOTHING BUT PURE DESIT WRITTEN ALL OVER IT! FROM THE VERY FIRST TIME I WATCHED IT I FELT LIKE BECOMING EXTREMELY ANGRY AND SAYING DESIT OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL IT GETS REMOVED FROM EXISTENCE!!! DESIT DESIT DESIT DESIT DE-SIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!! IF I THINK ABOUT IT I AM SO DELETING IT FROM EXISTENCE AND I THINK I'M GONNA SCREAM IF I HAVE TO SEE A FRACTION OF A SECOND OF THIS DESIT EVER AGAIN FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So now, anyone commenting, give me an episode, and I'll rank it! (Sorry I made it way too extreme, I just wanted to make it sound really dramatic if an episode got a low number. No offense is meant to come out of this!)