When did Adam Savage turn straight? I just watched tonight's Mythbuster eps and consider myself his biggest fag hag even though I have never visited any MB sites before tonight.

And what happens? I read he's recently married and has twin baby boys. And there's like, photo proof and everything. *blinkedy blink blink* How is this possible? I was so positive he was the gayest of all gaydom. I was sure Adam had firsthand knowledge of how a certain handlebar mustache tickled one's inner thighs. I've rated episodes according to the times I thought he and Jamie had ditched the cameras long enough to go off and fuck like nerd bunnies.

I mean, c'mon. Loook at them. Hands on hips. Jamie is wearing a beret. A beret, folks. And well, Adam?


Adam has a cock on his shoulder. *wink wink*

OMG SO GAY. THE SEXUAL TENSION SIZZLES. :X :X :X

But, wait! Because I am a fellow nerd...

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Well, no matter. Not like talk of heterosexuality *cough*GALE*cough* has kept me from knowing The Very Gay Truth before. I'm still going to keep on knitting those matching tool cozies I'd started.

PS -- Will answer all the lovely 512 comments tomorrow, I promise. Brain = fried.