So I was all "Bzuh?" earlier at one of amelialourdes's icons with Randy and then she gleefully pointed me to this:


AND NOW I'M DED. I can't believe I'm just now seeing this aldfkja. Musta come out when I was offline? Hmn, yes, let's say yes, cos otherwise I somehow missed Randy brilliance and that's just wrong.

Randy: I have a Mr... Snyder here to see you.
Simon: Simon.
Randy: Whatever. :|

Heh. Simon. I know Randy didn't write this, but that still cracks me up. He sneers that reaction a little too good. I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, MR HARRISONPANTS.

• I feel so, so bad that I didn't see this earlier, you guys. THANK YOU SO MUCH for all the sweet things said about me at this year's QaF Love Meme! I hope every single one of you knows how much I heart you. Cos I do. Lots and lots. ♥ ♥ ♥

• "I thought he had married several years ago, but her name is not listed in his bio."
--Randy's imdb board, "Is he married?"

BUT IT GETS BETTER OMG. "I can't believe he is gay, I never would have known." I... ALDKALDKFALJ. This is what happens when you do not have your gaydar tuned up each year, tsk tsk. You get false readings and before you know it, you're searching on the net for wedding pictures. In my imaginary R/S world, Simon just yelled from the living room into the bedroom for Randy to check his email, where he's sent him the above link and the following: "WAIT I DID NOT KNOW U WERE GAY! "

• Pothead!Gale is appropriate for any and all forums, kthx.

• Remember this? Yeah, s'not happening, Fay said. Way to kick me in the nuts, Fay. :( There was a Sept release date listed, but tis gone now. Y'know, considering how long this is taking, there is just something so v. ironic about the fact that Slow Hand Releasing is the studio attached to this movie. And, uh, v. dirty sounding, heh.

• Though, I guess we can still vote for a FFG DVD release! I don't know why my age matters, but okay. This DVD? I needs it. I needs it bad. That site also has a gallery of "new" photos that I'm sure most everyone has already checked out, but I must post them here, cos a) I pretend to be organized occasionally, but mostly b) GAAAAAAALE. The only thing I changed was the coloring. THE RED TONES WERE MAKING MY EYES BLEED.

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"Today at IKEA on Long Island, we saw actor Randy Harrison. He [was] with another guy. I presume it was his partner, celebrity journalist and columnist, Simon Dumenco.

K noticed the edge of a large frame leaning off the end of his cart close to the floor. He stopped Randy and adjusted it so it wouldn't snag on the partition [on] the base of the automatic sliding doors. Randy said, "Thank you," as he walked out to his car.

Harrison, 30, is best known for his role on Queer As Folk. I never watched the series, but I've heard about it over the years."

I am barely controlling myself from going to the online catalog to search for things with large frames to try and figure out what R/S bought. But only cos that would be pretty much everything IKEA carries aldkja. BUT I AM HAPPY JUST KNOWING RANDY AND SIMON AND AGGIE AND ELLA ARE AN IKEA FAMILY.

P.S. Simon picspam soon as I get some sleep. I tried to finish it up tonight, but words are starting to blur and I haven't even been drinking.

• OMG, I GOT A GOLD STAH SQUEEEE! *immediately smacks it onto my forehead like I did in school* Thank you, Anonymous. YOU are the awesome one! Consider this post dedicated to youuu.

• And now from one squee to another: RANDYPANTS! Goes without saying I'm dying to see this play. The outfit alone is killing me. I'd put money on Simon asking Randy to wear those clothes home and then being all *role-plays* *POUNCES*, heh.

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• So! Considering it was one-night only, y'all might not have heard about the theatre production Randy and Gale put on recently. Thankfully, I have photos. I'm pleased to say it was v. v. speshul. There would be another "v.", but sadly there were no boobs or dresses involved this time. But there is pussy.

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• And an index-like-sorta-thing for all the Mrs. Warren!Randy photos because I am anal. This should come as no shock, heh.

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• In conclusion, Randy's hairy arm is fascinating me right now. Even though I miss the green hoodie. Come back, Green Hoodie, come baaack.