Dialogues in GTA IV

This page lists all protagonist, pedestrian and law enforcement dialogue in Grand Theft Auto IV and Episodes from Liberty City.

Protagonists[]

Niko Bellic[]

• Push me! PUSH me! (taunt)
• God bless this city! (taunt)
• Oh, you idiot! (when crashing, angry)
• You fool! (when crashing)
• Screw this. (when crashing)
• Moron! (when crashing)
• Moron, that hurt! (when crashing)
• Fuck! (when crashing)
• Fuck this! (when crashing/recovering from a fall)
• That hurt! (when crashing)
• Aw, crap! (when crashing)
• Damn you! (when crashing)
• Screw this shit. (when crashing/recovering from a fall)
• I needed this car. (when crashing)
• Fuck me! (when crashing)
• You are really annoying me now! (when crashing)
• I'm glad this is not my car. (when crashing)
• Why can't people drive in this country? (when crashing)
• Only in this country do they let blind people drive. (when crashing)
• This city is getting on my nerves. (when crashing)
• Oh! I hope that didn't hurt as badly as it looked. (When hitting a pedestrian)
• You should have got out of the way! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Life is tough. (when hitting a pedestrian)
• I'm sorry, it's an ugly city. (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Sorry! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Stay away from me! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• I hope you got insurance. (when hitting a pedestrian)
• I think your country calls that collateral damage. (when hitting a pedestrian)
• What is wrong with these people? (when hitting a pedestrian)
• That has to hurt. (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Forgive me, I'm sorry! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Damn you fool, stay out of the way! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Come on, get out of the way! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Next time, stay out of my way. (when hitting a pedestrian)
• My mistake! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• My bad! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• I hope you have health insurance! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Sorry about that! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• You should've moved! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Move! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Stay out of my way! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Get out of my way! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Not cool, sorry. (when hitting a pedestrian)
• So sue me for dangerous driving! (when hitting a pedestrian, angry)
• I'm sorry, I'm a bad driver! (when hitting a pedestrian, angry)
• You know what? I haven't even got a license. (when hitting a pedestrian, angry)
• Come on, fucking move! (when hitting a pedestrian, angry)
• Damn this thing, sorry. (bumping into a pedestrian)
• Come on, get out of my way! (bumping into a pedestrian)
• I've got to stop doing that. (bumping into a pedestrian)
• Look out! (bumping into a pedestrian)
• Get out of my way! (bumping into a pedestrian)
• Sorry! (bumping into a pedestrian)
• My mistake, sorry. (bumping into a pedestrian)
• Fuck, sorry. (bumping into a pedestrian)
• Forgive me! (bumping into a pedestrian)
• Stay away! (bumping into a pedestrian)
• Come on, move! (bumping into a pedestrian)
• Oh man, I'm sorry. (bumping into a pedestrian)
• Damn, sorry about that. (bumping into a pedestrian)
• Move! (bumping into a pedestrian)
• Look where you're going! (bumping into a pedestrian)
• Come on, you, move! (bumping into a pedestrian)
• This is getting on my fucking nerves! (when crashing, angry)
• If I was American, I'd sue for that! (when crashing, angry)
• You can't drive! (when crashing, angry)
• I haven't got time to swap insurance details! (when crashing, angry)
• This is the last fucking thing I need. (when crashing, angry)
• This is a nightmare. (when recovering from a fall)
• This place is a cesspit. (when recovering from a fall)
• Come on, you assholes... (when recovering from a fall)
• I am not in the mood for this... (when crashing/recovering from a fall)
• This is crap. (when recovering from a fall)
• Not fucking funny. (when crashing/recovering from a fall)
• Not funny. (when crashing/recovering from a fall)
• Not now, hurry the fuck up!
• Why did I come here? (crashing while angry)
• I should have stayed at home!
• I'm starting to get really fucking mad! (when recovering from a fall, angry)
• I can't take much more of this shit! (when recovering from a fall, angry)
• How are you allowed to walk the streets without help? (insulting someone honking at him)
• Are you inbred or just stupid? (insulting someone honking at him)
• You make me want to be sick. (insulting someone honking at him)
• Keep taking the medication. (insulting someone honking at him)
• I think you need to ask doctor for stronger medication. (insulting someone honking at him)
• You should've been drowned at birth! (insulting someone honking at him)
• Your parents were right to hate you. (insulting someone honking at him)
• Fucked up, as usual. (insulting someone honking at him)
• At least my mother does not live in cage, in zoo. (insulting someone honking at him)
• Your mother was right, you're pathetic! (insulting someone honking at him)
• In a town of losers, you fit right in. (insulting someone honking at him)
• In town of assholes, you are worse! (insulting someone honking at him)
• As they say here, you suck. (insulting someone honking at him)
• You are credit to the education system. (insulting someone honking at him)
• You are typical Liberty City asshole! (insulting someone honking at him)
• Go cry to your therapist. (insulting someone honking at him)
• You have funny face. (insulting someone honking at him)
• You are pathetic. (insulting someone honking at him)
• God must've really hated you! (insulting someone honking at him)
• You, you are scum! (angry, insulting someone honking at him)
• You should be locked up for your own safety! (angry, insulting someone honking at him)
• Just fuck off, back to the rock you crawled out from! (angry, insulting someone honking at him)
• You wanna fuck off? (angry, insulting someone honking at him)
• Go fuck yourself! (angry, insulting someone honking at him)
• You are right to hate yourself! (angry, insulting someone honking at him)
• You are dumb, friend. (angry, insulting someone honking at him)
• Friend, you need help. (angry, insulting someone honking at him)
• You need to go back to the shrink! (angry, insulting someone honking at him)
• You make me sick! (angry, insulting someone honking at him)
• Shit! (when crashing)
• Open your eyes! (when crashing)
• Open your stupid eyes! (when crashing)
• Open your eyes idiot! (when crashing, angry)
• My car, idiot! (when crashing)
• You stupid idiot! (when crashing)
• Oh, you idiot! (when crashing, angry)
• You asshole! (when crashing, angry)
• Not the car! (when crashing, angry)
• My car! (when crashing)
• What is wrong with you? (when crashing)
• This is it! (when fighting)
• Now shut up, and fuck off!
• Fuck this place!
• This is really fucking annoying! (when crashing)
• Damn this place! (when crashing, angry)
• Don't move. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• You want to make me do this? (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Excuse me? (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• I have a very... short... fuse... (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Don't try to be a wise guy. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Do you want a bullet in you?! (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Don't push me, friend! (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• You don't want this to get any worse. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Do you think I'm a joke? (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• You want to die? (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Okay then. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Don't make me kill you! (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• You want to die?! (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Stay calm. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Stay very calm... (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Stay very calm. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Do not... move... a muscle. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• I warn you. I don't mind if you die. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• I don't need to think twice about using this. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• It's your choice, live or die! (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Now don't be a prick. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Don't annoy me. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Think for a second. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Don't be an idiot. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Sorry about this. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Do you want to live, or die? (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Hey! It's an ugly city, my friend. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• I grew up in a war, this means nothing! (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Don't give me a reason. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Do you want to die? (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• What? It's just a gun. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Do you want this to turn ugly? (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Do you want this to get really ugly? (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Do you want this to get messy? (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Stay right there, and shut up. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• I'm not. Having. A good day! (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• Do you think I'm joking? (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• Stay the hell down! (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• You! Stay down, you hear?! (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• Hi there! How you doing?! (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• Are you having fun? (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• Enjoying yourself yet? (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• Do you think I'm going to worry about using this? (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• Do you want me to pull the trigger, huh? (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• Life can get ugly really quickly! (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• You're enjoying your day! (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• I'm having fun. Are you? (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• Do you want me to shoot?! (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• Do you want to keep annoying me? (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• Well, this is fun, isn't it?! (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• Are you relaxed yet? (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• Don't make me use it! (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• Don't make me kill you! (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• Don't do a fucking thing! (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• You're beginning to annoy me. I suggest you stop! (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• Really?! (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• Are you trying to get us killed!
• You going to stop me, asshole?!
• Try and stop me, asshole!
• I guess we can't be friends.
• Take me down asshole!
• You asshole!
• Screw this...crap!
• Yes, let's go quick.
• Bullshit!
• This is hell!
• How are you allowed on the roads! (when crashing, angry)
• Fuck this!
• Don't mess about!
• Come on now! 
• Fuck this shit!
• What?!
• What is it?!
• You like?!
• Go to Hell!
• Any more of you? Any more?!
• Anyone else want to die?
• Be scared!
• This place is worse than home!
• You're going to die, friend! (when having a fight with enemies)
• You're dead, friend! (when having a fight with enemies)
• I'll cut off your fucking head! (while fighting)
• I'll rip your fucking heart out! (when fighting)
• Be scared! (When fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• Yeah? YEAH?! (When fighting with enemies)
• Having a good day?! (When fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• Screw you! (When fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• Here we go! (Featured in fighting)
• You should not that fuck with me! (When fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• Fuck off! (when fighting)
• It's you, or me! (When fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• You're glad you messed with me?! (When fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• Enjoying yourselves?! (When fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• Having fun?! (When fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• Do you like? (When fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• Asshole! (When fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• I don't give a shit! (When fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• You're pathetic! (When fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• DON'T FUCK WITH ME! (Featured in fighting)
• STAY DOWN! (Featured in fighting)
• Die, you shit! (When fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• Huh? Did that hurt? (When fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• Aaaaaaaaaagh! Motherfuckers! (When fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! (Complaining when failing a mission)
• This place is not much of a fucking holiday! (Complaining when failing a mission)
• This place is really getting to me! (Complaining when failing a mission)
• This town is starting to get on my nerves! (Complaining when failing a mission)
• Screw this! (Complaining when failing a mission)
• Fuck this! (Complaining when failing a mission)
• Fuck. This! (Complaining when failing a mission)
• Fuck this crap! (Complaining when failing a mission)
• Motherfuckers! (Complaining when failing a mission)
• I've got to stop fucking this shit up! (Complaining when failing a mission)
• I can't stand this shit! (Complaining when failing a mission)
• Oh, man! This is fucking bullshit! (Complaining when failing a mission)
• Roman! I should have never read your fucking e-mails and stayed away! (Complaining when failing a mission)
• Take my cousin, will you? (Featured only in Hostile Negotiation when fighting with the Russians)
• Come on, test me! Test me! (Featured only in Hostile Negotiation when fighting with the Russians)
• I'm leaving here with Roman! (Featured only in Hostile Negotiation when fighting with the Russians)
• This is it for you! (Featured only in Hostile Negotiation when fighting with the Russians)
• Who do you people think you are? (Featured only in Hostile Negotiation when fighting with the Russians)
• No one fucks with my family! (Featured only in Hostile Negotiation when fighting with the Russians)
• YOU'LL PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE! (Featured only in Hostile Negotiation when fighting with the Russians)
• Back off, the money's ours now! (Featured only in Three Leaf Clover when fighting with the LCPD)
• I ain't going to jail in this country! (Featured only in Three Leaf Clover when fighting with the LCPD)
• You don't want to get in my way! (Featured only in Three Leaf Clover when fighting with the LCPD)
• You don't want to die for the bank's cash! (Featured only in Three Leaf Clover when fighting with the LCPD)
• I ain't giving up this money! (Featured only in Three Leaf Clover when fighting with the LCPD)
• We just made a withdrawal, what's the problem?! (Featured only in Three Leaf Clover when fighting with the LCPD)
• Go back home to your kids! You don't want to die here for the bank's cash! (Featured only in Three Leaf Clover when fighting with the LCPD)
• Damn… triad… truck driver! (Featured only in Truck Hustle when climbing onto the truck)
• Ugh, can't they make this easy? (Featured only in Truck Hustle when climbing onto the truck)
• Well, it seemed like a good idea when I grabbed the truck… (Featured only in Truck Hustle when climbing onto the truck)
• Uhh, you're starting to freak me out Kiki. Don't come here, I'll call you later. (Reacting to Kiki demanding Niko's location)
• This isn't cool, Kiki. Don't come find me, I'll call you later. (Reacting to Kiki demanding Niko's location)
• Chill the fuck out. Don't come here, Kiki. I'll give you a call later on. (Reacting to Kiki demanding Niko's location)
• Okay, you're getting scary, Kiki. Chill out and I'll call you later. Do not come find me. (Reacting to Kiki demanding Niko's location)
• Come on, you piece of crap! Start! (when a vehicle engine is stalled)
• Start, please! (when a vehicle engine is stalled)
• Will you start!? (when a vehicle engine is stalled)
• Useless fucking car! (when a vehicle engine is stalled, angry)
• Oh, for fuck's sake! (when a vehicle engine is stalled, angry)
• Start, you bitch! (when a vehicle engine is stalled, angry)
• Aw, man! (when a vehicle engine is stalled, angry)
• Come on... (when a vehicle engine is stalled, angry)
• Hurry up! (when a vehicle engine is stalled, angry)
• Not now, not now! (when a vehicle engine is stalled, angry)
• Fucking start! (when a vehicle engine is stalled, angry)
• Start! (when a vehicle engine is stalled)
• This is bullshit! (when a vehicle engine is stalled, angry)
• Come on, piece of shit! Start! (when a vehicle engine is stalled, angry)
• Come on baby, start! (when a vehicle engine is stalled)
• Start you turd, start! (when a vehicle engine is stalled)
• Are you going to start?! (when a vehicle engine is stalled)
• Come on, come on! (when a vehicle engine is stalled)
• I need this! (when stealing an occupied car)
• You want me to rob you or kill you?! (when stealing an occupied car)
• I'm robbing you, don't make me kill you. (when stealing an occupied car)
• Sorry, lady! (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• Sorry, it's a dangerous city! (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• Out the car, woman! (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• Hey, lady. I need the car! (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• Stay calm. It's just a car, lady. (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• This is a carjacking, mister! (when stealing a car with a male driver)
• Sir, I need your car! (when stealing a car with a male driver)
• You - out of there! (when stealing an occupied car)
• You - out of there, come on! (when stealing an occupied car)
• Don't be a hero! (when stealing an occupied car)
• I need your car, don't worry, insurance will pay. (when stealing an occupied car)
• Get out the car, man! (when stealing a car with a male driver)
• I need your car, man! (when stealing a car with a male driver)
• Sorry, man. But this is a carjacking. (when stealing a car with a male driver)
• Come on, just run away! (when stealing a car with a male driver)
• You're getting jacked, stay calm. (when stealing an occupied car)
• You're getting robbed, stay calm. (when stealing an occupied car)
• You're going to have to buy a new one of this, friend. (when stealing an occupied car)
• Don't get overexcited, it's just a robbery. (when stealing an occupied car)
• Guess what, gangster? You're getting jacked. (when stealing a car with a Hustler, Spanish Lord, Russian Mob, Triad, Yardie, Irish Mob, Italian Mafia or Korean Mob driver)
• Come on, tough guy. Get out of the car. (when stealing a car with a Hustler, Spanish Lord, Russian Mob, Triad, Yardie, Irish Mob, Italian Mafia or Korean Mob driver)
• Give me the car, tough guy. (when stealing a car with a Hustler, Spanish Lord, Russian Mob, Triad, Yardie, Irish Mob, Italian Mafia or Korean Mob driver)
• Come on, hard man. Get out. (when stealing a car with a Hustler, Spanish Lord, Russian Mob, Triad, Yardie, Irish Mob, Italian Mafia or Korean Mob driver)
• You think you're a gangster, friend? (when stealing a car with a Hustler, Spanish Lord, Russian Mob, Triad, Yardie, Irish Mob, Italian Mafia or Korean Mob driver)
• Don't make yourself a crime statistic, tough guy. (when stealing a car with a Hustler, Spanish Lord, Russian Mob, Triad, Yardie, Irish Mob, Italian Mafia or Korean Mob driver)
• Come on, get out of there. Tough guy. (when stealing a car with a Hustler, Spanish Lord, Russian Mob, Triad, Yardie, Irish Mob, Italian Mafia or Korean Mob driver)
• Come on, you know the drill, hard man. Get out of there! (when stealing a car with a Hustler, Spanish Lord, Russian Mob, Triad, Yardie, Irish Mob, Italian Mafia or Korean Mob driver)
• Push me, and I will kill you. (when stealing a car with a Hustler, Spanish Lord, Russian Mob, Triad, Yardie, Irish Mob, Italian Mafia or Korean Mob driver)
• Don't make me put you on the ground, hardman. (when stealing a car with a Hustler, Spanish Lord, Russian Mob, Triad, Yardie, Irish Mob, Italian Mafia or Korean Mob driver)
• I don't think you need this anymore. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• I don't think you're going to need this. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• Sorry, not really your day. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• I think I need this more than you now. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• I don't think you'll need the car where you're going. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• I need the car more than you. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• You don't look like you need this. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• You don't have a use for this anymore. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• You're going to a better place than this dump. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• Excuse me, I don't think you need this anymore. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• Let's get you out of there! (when stealing a car from a dead civilian, angry)
• Suck it up and stay down!
• You want some more?!
• Stay down, or I will finish you off!
• Stay down there.
• Just stay calm, and shut up.
• You should probably stay down.
• It's just a wound. You want me to finish you off?!
• You still think I'm screwing around? Don't get up!
• Shithead!
• Out, or I will blow your fucking head off! (ordering a civilian out of a car, angry)
• Damn enough!
• Damn, this ain't the right car for that shit. (crashing after doing a stunt jump, rare / taking a prostitute in a small vehicle)
• I think this car might be a bit small. (taking a prostitute in a small vehicle)
• Shit, this car's too small for that. (taking a prostitute in a small vehicle)
• You fool, get off me! (getting carjacked)
• YELLOW CAR! (hailing a taxicab drunk)
• Mister Man! (hailing a taxicab drunk)
• TAXXXIIIIII (hailing a taxicab drunk)
• STOP MISTER! (hailing a taxicab drunk)
• Hey taxi! (hailing a taxicab)
• Stop, now! (hailing a taxicab)
• You wanna stop, man? (hailing a taxicab)
• Over here! (hailing a taxicab)
• Hey! (hailing a taxicab)
• Pull over! (hailing a taxicab)
• Can you drive quick? (telling a taxi driver to hurry)
• I'm in a rush. (telling a taxi driver to hurry)
• Let's get going. (telling a taxi driver to hurry)
• Don't talk about, let's go. (telling a taxi driver to hurry)
• Come on, let's go. (telling a taxi driver to hurry)
• Let's get out of here. (telling a taxi driver to hurry)
• Forgive me, quick change of plan. (telling a taxi driver to change destination)
• Quick change of plan. (telling a taxi driver to change destination)
• Excuse me, can we change where we are going? (telling a taxi driver to change destination)
• We're going to make a change of plans. (telling a taxi driver to change destination)
• Sorry, change of plan. (telling a taxi driver to change destination)
• Thank you for nothing! (when a taxi driver ignores him)
• Thank you very much! (when a taxi driver ignores him)
• Thanks, dick! (when a taxi driver ignores him)
• You are a dick! (when a taxi driver ignores him)
• Gee, thanks. (when a taxi driver ignores him)
• How do you not see me? (when a taxi driver ignores him)
• What am I? Invisible? (when a taxi driver ignores him)
• Well, I see my invisibility pills are still working. (when a taxi driver ignores him)
• I must've gone invisible. (when a taxi driver ignores him)
• Interesting kind of a health care professional she is. (after having hot coffee with Carmen)
• Thank you, Lovemeet.net! (after having hot coffee with Carmen)
• That, was fun. (after having hot coffee with Carmen)
• I guess this is the land of shameless opportunity. (after having hot coffee with Carmen)
• Who said the internet wasn't useful. (after having hot coffee with Carmen)
• That is one emotional girl. (after having hot coffee with Kiki)
• That girl is very intense. (after having hot coffee with Kiki)
• Kiki, my dear. You need to calm down. (after having hot coffee with Kiki)
• Where did she learn to do that stuff? (after having hot coffee with Alex)
• I hope she don't put that in her blog. (after having hot coffee with Alex)
• Man, if that gets online. (after having hot coffee with Alex)
• Crazy American women. (after having hot coffee with Alex)
• Shit, I don't know where I am exactly. I'll call you when I can figure it out. (calling 911 and not knowing the location)
• Where am I? That's a good question. I'll call back when I see a landmark. (calling 911 and not knowing the location)
• I knew you'd ask me that. Let me call you back when I know exactly where I am. (calling 911 and not knowing the location)

Johnny Klebitz[]

• We all gotta go someday. (when aiming or shooting)
• Prepare to get shot, pal!
• You wanna die? Huh?!
• Yeah! I'm armed, asshole!
• Don't you push me!
• You wanna get shot?!
• Ever been shot!?
• Look at me, look at me!
• Eat shit and die!
• This what you're looking for?!
• You caught in a bad mood!
• How you doing?
• Excuse me!?
• Hi there!
• You gonna be a wiseguy huh?
• It's only a fake!
• Hi!
• You wanna die?
• You want to fuck with me now?!
• Keep fucking with me!
• Oh, I'm sorry. It's a gun!
• Forgive me, it's just the gun.
• What's your position on gun ownership?
• You want a bullet in ya?
• Yes, it's a gun!
• You think you're hard do ya?
• Look at that, a gun!
• Yeah, I'm pointing a gun at you, pal!
• What happens now?!
• What now?
• How's your day going?
• You want me to kill ya?
• A brother might stab you in the back, a woman certainly will, but a bike will never let you down. (taunt)
• I don't care if I die! (taunt)
• My cage! (when crashing)
• You see my car here moron?!
• I don't have insurance!
• The cage!
• L.C shitdrivers!
• I don't have time for dumbasses!
• Asshole!
• Just like the rest of the drivers in this town, you're a prick!
• Hey! You fucking crashed into me!
• Yeah! That's my car you crashed into!
• What you hit me for?!
• The fucking cage!
• No hittie my fucking car!
• You high? Fucko!
• Youre.. an asshole!
• I gotta get out of this car in a second!
• Yo! The car!
• Breaking point!
• You hit me, dickhead!
• Oh you did it!
• This fucking town!
• You blew the guy giving you your driving test?
• Hey! Don't hit other cars man!
• This a game!? Why'd you hit me?
• Aww shit!
• You're pissing me off!
• Say fucking sorry!
• Sorry ain't gonna cut it!
• You're gonna do some damage! Get off the road!
• I ain't got time for this!
• Take yourself off the road!
• Shit! You got yourself to blame, dumbass!
• Take your head out your ass!
• You blind or something?
• Suicidal asshole!
• Dude, come on!
• Dude, shit!
• Didn't see ya there!
• My apologies!
• Shit! They let you drive?
• You crashed into me, good for you!
• What is it with this town and shit driving?
• Do us a favor and stay off the roads!
• Ah man.. No!
• Get your head out of your ass and watch the road.
• Cagers man!
• Dumbass, you hit me!
• You high?!
• My car man!
• Dude, my cage!
• You see my car here?!
• No, my cage!
• I don't need to get crashed into!
• You're lucky that wasn't my bike!
• What I'd give to be on my bike!
• Shit, shit, shit!
• Now I'm fucking angry!
• Oh, for fuck's sake!
• What's your fucking problem?!
• You're pissing me off!
• Oh man, no, please!
• It's happy hour or something?
• I'm about to have a sense of humor failure!
• Talk to the guy I took this car from.
• Sorry, pal!
• Man… I dunno right now. Shit, I'll call you back. (calling 911 and not knowing the location)
• Dude, I didn't think I'd get given the third degree. I'll call you back with a locate. (calling 911 and not knowing the location)
• I dunno. Ain't it enough that I'm calling for help? Fucking bureaucrats. (calling 911 and not knowing the location)

Luis Lopez[]

• My car! I should be sueing you!
• Oy what the fuck!?
• Another asshole!
• Woah! I ain't got time for this shit!
• Oh give me a fucking break.
• You're annoying me now.
• You assholes wanna kill me, huh?
• Woah man, too close!
• Woah, too close.
• Screw you!
• Ya jackass!
• Woah, how you not see me?
• Get outta' the road!
• Oh for fuck's sake!
• Oy, idiot! You fucking bitch.
• Fucking joke!
• Shit!
• What another fucking jerk!
• Stop that shit!
• Turns out, I'm kinda crazy
• It's loaded
• takes deep breaths*
• You playin' for time?
• C'mon!
• That's enough fun time for you.
• Okay, you really wanna fight?
• Screw this.
• You're an asshole.
• See ya around.
• Sorry about that, mate.
• Bulls-eye baby!
• Oh okay! Let's see what you got.
• You're upsetting the other patients.
• I think you should leave.
• Sorry man, but this ain't a strip club, so it's time for you to go.
• Okay, you obviously...wanna get hit.
• Hey, sexy.
• You shit, I gotta go.
• Yo, what the fuck?
• You're beautiful.
• Yo man, that's total crap man, damn.
• Boy, don't blame me 'cause people pick on you at school. (When being arrested)
• Shit, I ain't actually sure about that. I'll have to call you back. (calling 911 and not knowing the location)
• Damn, you know what, I don't know. I'll hit you back in a minute. (calling 911 and not knowing the location)
• Dios. You'd think I'd know this shit. I'm gonna have to call you later. (calling 911 and not knowing the location)

Characters[]

Brucie Kibbutz[]

• Look [stutters] let's...just...play some music man!
• Don't let 'em get me, NB!
• Shit! Unlucky and be.
• Can I turn this shit off!?
• Don't do that shit!
• You're lucky!
• This..is what feminism..is all about!
• I can't believe these people! They're animals! All of them!
• Hell..Yeah NB! Take that shit! Just like we take the bitches we want <the close?>
• It's gonna blow!
• He-hay it's better than a poke in the eye<?>
• I wonder...who's the dog, and who's the bitch today?
• Whassup homie!?
• Nicky, for fuck sake!
• What the fuck?!
• The car's gonna blow!
• What the fuck?!
• Whatddup NB?!
• Yoo!
• Watch the tan!
• Hammer it, Nicky! (when driving at high speeds)
• We're winners, man! We drive fast, yeah! (when driving at high speeds)
• We're on an expressway to the top, man! Express! (when driving at high speeds)
• Man, adrenaline, testosterone, it's all the same, homie! (when driving at high speeds)
• Not cool, NB. (flipped upside down in a car)
• You, idiot, NB. (flipped upside down in a car)
• Nicky. You're a tool, man. (flipped upside down in a car)
• Nicky, we're fucking upside down, we look like gyps! (flipped upside down in a car)
• Survival of the fittest! (when running over a pedestrian)
• Fuck, that's real time natural selection, baby! (when running over a pedestrian)
• Cold! Man, you just wasted that idiot! (when running over a pedestrian)
• Yeah, I don't think they're gonna make it. (when running over a pedestrian)
• Shit! (when flying airborne)
• I don't like this! (when flying airborne)
• Man, this is freaking me the fuck out! (when flying airborne)

Dwayne Forge[]

• You dem flip this thing! (flipped upside down in a car)
• Yo, what is this shit? (flipped upside down in a car)
• Damn, son. We upside down. (flipped upside down in a car)
• Hell nah, I don't ride on my head. (flipped upside down in a car)
• Keep the wheels on the road, son. (flipped upside down in a car)
• You making me uncomfortable up in here. (when driving at high speeds)
• Shit, son. I ain't in no hurry. (when driving at high speeds)
• I ain't in a rush, slow it down. (when driving at high speeds)
• Come on, son. We got all day. (when driving at high speeds)
• You don't have to go this fast, man. (when driving at high speeds)
• See? We ain't in no hurry. (when driving slowly)
• This how I like to roll. (when driving slowly)
• Hell, I just like to ride with my boy. (when driving slowly)
• We got all the time in the world. (when driving slowly)
• Nice speed, Niko. Real relaxed. (when driving slowly)
• You cold, son. (when running over a pedestrian)
• That ain't cool. (when running over a pedestrian)
• Poor sucker. (when running over a pedestrian)
• They weren't expecting that. (when running over a pedestrian)
• That ain't right. (when running over a pedestrian)
• Life is cold, man. (when running over a pedestrian)
• You one fancy punk! (when flying airborne)
• There ain't nothing wrong with staying on the road! (when flying airborne)
• Why do you need to hit that jump?! (when flying airborne)
• I don't like heights! (when flying airborne)
• We gonna burn up in this thing! (when a vehicle is on fire)

Little Jacob[]

• We got a nice speed here. (when driving at high speeds)
• Alright, me man, we getting somewhere. (when driving at high speeds)
• Alright, alright, inna moving. (when driving at high speeds)
• What you doing?! (flipped upside down in a car)
• We flipped, rasta. (flipped upside down in a car)
• This ain't chill a ting. (flipped upside down in a car)
• Rhatid! (when running over a pedestrian)
• That's bad luck, you know. (when running over a pedestrian)
• Ire! (when flying airborne)
• Rasta! (when flying airborne)
• We get some air a ting! (when flying airborne)

Packie McReary[]

• Jesus Christ! (flipped upside down in a car)
• I'm on my fucking head! (flipped upside down in a car)
• What have you fucking done, Niko?! (flipped upside down in a car)
• That was a great A fuck up! (flipped upside down in a car)
• Nice fucking driving! (flipped upside down in a car)
• Driving in Liberty fucking City, eh? (when crashing)
• Fucking hell! (when crashing)
• Too fucking bad! (when running over a pedestrian)
• That wasn't your fault, Niko. (when running over a pedestrian)
• Their fault! (when running over a pedestrian)
• They should've looked where they were going. (when running over a pedestrian)
• Wrong fucking time, wrong fucking place. (when running over a pedestrian)
• Jesus, you can't drive in this city without hitting some asshole. (when running over a pedestrian)
• How did they not see you coming? (when running over a pedestrian)
• That was unfortunate. (when running over a pedestrian)
• We got somewhere to go, we might as well go at pace, I like it. (when driving at high speeds)
• You don't waste time, I like it. (when driving at high speeds)
• Let's fucking get there! (when driving at high speeds)
• You don't hold back, do ya? (when driving at high speeds)
• This is the way to do it, Niko. (when driving at high speeds)
• Give it some, Niko. (when driving at high speeds)
• Shit, it's like driving with my ma. (when driving slowly)
• Did you take driving lessons off of Katie? (when driving slowly)
• You ain't in no hurry, are you? (when driving slowly)
• Come on, Niko. Give it some pace. (when driving slowly)
• Jesus, Niko. Can't you go quicker? (when driving slowly)
• Motherfucker! (when flying airborne)
• Jesus Christ!!! (when flying airborne)
• Is this necessary?! (when flying airborne)
• Crazy son of a bitch! (when flying airborne)
• I don't like fucking fire! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Shit! Shit! Shit! (when a vehicle is on fire)

Roman Bellic[]

• Damn! (when crashing)
• Damn you! (when crashing)
• This is crap, you can't drive! (when crashing)
• Fool! (when crashing)
• Fuck you! (when crashing)
• Jesus! (when crashing)
• You inbred! (when crashing)
• Oh, not good! (when running over a pedestrian)
• Niko! (when running over a pedestrian)
• Stop doing that! (when running over a pedestrian)
• You hit them! (when running over a pedestrian)
• Stop being some Balkan maniac, grow up! (when running over a pedestrian)
• You're driving like a prick! (when running over a pedestrian)
• What the fuck is wrong with you? (when running over a pedestrian)
• The Bellic boys taking over your town, assholes! (when driving at high speeds)
• Come on, man! Faster! (when driving at high speeds)
• Drive it, man! (when driving at high speeds)
• Niko, you're still a crazy driver, man! I like it! (when driving at high speeds)
• Yeah, baby! (when driving at high speeds)
• Come on, man! (when driving at high speeds)
• Calm down! (during Out of Commission when driving at high speeds)
• Are you trying to kill me now?! (during Out of Commission when driving at high speeds)
• You drive like a wimp. (when driving slowly)
• Niko, hit the other pedal. (when driving slowly)
• What you waiting for? Communism? (when driving slowly)
• Come on, man. Drive. (when driving slowly)
• The American Dream isn't about falling asleep, cousin. (when driving slowly)
• Brilliant. (flipped upside down in a car)
• Excellent. (flipped upside down in a car)
• What next? Genius? (flipped upside down in a car)
• You always were an idiot. (flipped upside down in a car)
• You are something else, Niko Bellic. (flipped upside down in a car)
• You psychotic lunatic! (when flying airborne)
• You always were crazy! (when flying airborne)
• What the fuck is wrong with you?! (when flying airborne)
• Christ, pull over! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Fuck, fuck, fuck! (when a vehicle is on fire/during Out of Commission)
• Fuck, it's going to explode! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Come on, get out of here, it's going to blow! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• It's going to blow! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Your luck will end soon. (Pool, player pots a ball in)
• For the first time ever, Niko Bellic mishandles a strange ball. (Pool, miss)
• I think we know that's a fucking mistake. (Pool, foul)
• Same old story, you're a loser. (Pool)
• That's got to hurt. (Pool, miss)

Alexandra Chilton[]

• You're insane, I love it! (when driving at high speeds)
• You drive like you don't give a fuck! (when driving at high speeds)
• You're brilliant, mad and brilliant! (when driving at high speeds)
• Ugh, like yawn. (when driving slowly)
• Ha-fucking ha. Drive quicker. (when driving slowly)
• Jesus, could you drive any slower? (when driving slowly)
• Cool, it's like a video game! (when driving at high speeds while being drunk)
• Look at those lights, great! (when driving at high speeds while being drunk)
• You dick! (flipped upside down in a car)
• My hair, asshole! (flipped upside down in a car)
• You fucked up my hair! (flipped upside down in a car)
• Shit! (flipped upside down in a car while being drunk)
• Nice one. (flipped upside down in a car while being drunk)
• You hit someone! (when running over a pedestrian)
• You lunatic! (when running over a pedestrian)
• You can't just kill people! (when running over a pedestrian)
• Calm down! (when running over a pedestrian)
• You're insane! (when flying airborne)
• Shit!! (when flying airborne)
• What are you doing?! (when flying airborne, drunk)
• Man, I hope I'm drunk! (when flying airborne while being drunk)
• It's on fire, you dick! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Shit, my hair is full-on product! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Niko, stop hitting me! (when attacked by the player)
• Niko! (when attacked by the player)
• Excuse me. (when being bumped)
• Foul. (Pool, foul)
• That's cheating. (Pool, foul)
• Stop cheating, loser. (Pool, foul)
• You fouled, loser. (Pool, foul)
• Oo, unlucky. (Pool, miss)
• I said you were a loser. (Pool, miss)
• I think you missed. (Pool, miss)
• Lucky. (Pool, player pots a ball in)
• Well played. (Pool, player pots a ball in)
• Congratulations, you sunk a ball… you're still a loser. (Pool, player pots a ball in)

Carmen Ortiz[]

• You loco! I love it! (when driving at high speeds)
• You drive like you don't give a shit! (when driving at high speeds)
• You're crazy and unique, like me! (when driving at high speeds)
• Cool… You loco! (when driving at high speeds while being drunk)
• This is crazy loco, I love it! (when driving at high speeds while being drunk)
• Hurry up! (when driving slowly)
• You wanna drive quicker, baby? (when driving slowly)
• Could you drive any slower? (when driving slowly)
• You moron! (flipped upside down in a car)
• My teeth, asshole! (flipped upside down in a car)
• You fucked up my boobs! (flipped upside down in a car)
• Damn… (flipped upside down in a car while being drunk)
• We upside down, baby? (flipped upside down in a car while being drunk)
• You hit someone! (when running over a pedestrian)
• You loco freak! (when running over a pedestrian)
• You freak, you're crazy! (when running over a pedestrian)
• You loco, calm down! (when running over a pedestrian)
• Shit! (when flying airborne)
• Oh, baby! (when flying airborne)
• You loco! (when flying airborne, drunk)
• What are you doing?! Maniac! (when flying airborne while being drunk)
• Ugh, thank God I'm drunk! (when flying airborne while being drunk)
• Shit, my nails! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• This ain't cool! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• It's on fire, you psychopath! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• That's cheating! (Pool, foul)
• Stop cheating, baby. (Pool, foul)
• Stop cheating, loco. (Pool, foul)
• You fouled, baby. (Pool, foul)
• Unlucky. (Pool, miss)
• Can you see Carmen? (Pool, miss)
• I think you missed. (Pool, miss)
• Loser! (Pool, player pots a ball in)
• Well played, baby. (Pool, player pots a ball in)
• Congratulations, but you still can't see Carmen. (Pool, player pots a ball in)

Karen Daniels/Michelle[]

• Jeez Louise. (when crashing)
• You're going to need to take this to the shop. (when crashing)
• I hope the police didn't see that. (when crashing)
• You drive like a gangster. (when driving at high speeds)
• I'm not used to this type of driving. (when driving at high speeds)
• Do you think that this is safe? (when driving at high speeds)
• I didn't take you for a continuous driver. (when driving slowly)
• I wouldn't have thought you drive like this. (when driving slowly)
• This is how I drive, slowly and safely. (when driving slowly)
• We're upside down! (flipped upside down in a car)
• You flipped your car! (flipped upside down in a car)
• What have you done?! (flipped upside down in a car)
• Niko, what are you doing?! (when running over a pedestrian)
• Stop, Niko. You hurt that person. (when running over a pedestrian)
• Niko, please. Don't hurt anyone else. (when running over a pedestrian)
• I'm feeling lightheaded! (when flying airborne)
• My stomach just jumped! (when flying airborne)
• There's a fire! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• It's burning! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Niko, help! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• You fouled, Niko. (Pool, foul)
• I get a penalty shot, don't I? (Pool, foul)
• Oh, too bad. (Pool, miss)
• Ah, you missed. (Pool, miss)
• Oh well, you'll sink one next time. (Pool, miss)
• Too bad, Niko. (Pool, miss)
• Hey, you sunk one. (Pool, player pots a ball in)
• That was good. (Pool, player pots a ball in)
• You did good! (Pool, player pots a ball in)
• Nice one, Niko. (Pool, player pots a ball in)

Kiki Jenkins[]

• Niko, calm down! (when driving at high speeds)
• Are you on drugs? Drive slower. (when driving at high speeds)
• Stop driving like a macho prick! (when driving at high speeds)
• I love to cruise and watch the people. (when driving slowly)
• This is so calming. (when driving slowly)
• This is a fuel efficient speed. (when driving slowly)
• Drive fast! (when driving at high speeds, drunk)
• Come on, you little pussy, drive! (when driving at high speeds, drunk)
• What now? (flipped upside down in a car)
• We're upside down! (flipped upside down in a car)
• Not what I meant when I said I wanted to be head over heels! (flipped upside down in a car)
• Fuck… (flipped upside down in a car, drunk)
• We're upside fucking down! (flipped upside down in a car, drunk)
• You psycho! (when running over a pedestrian)
• You hit them! (when running over a pedestrian)
• Niko! (when running over a pedestrian)
• What the hell are you playing at, boy?! (when running over a pedestrian)
• Oh boy…! (when flying airborne)
• Oh my god! (when flying airborne)
• Man, I love this shit! (when flying airborne, drunk)
• This is cool! (when flying airborne, drunk)
• We're on fire! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• It's burning! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• We're going to die! (when a vehicle is on fire)

Armando & Henrique (TBOGT)[]

Pedestrians[]

• D, motherfucker! D, as in Drive! (in traffic)
• Come on! My girl is waiting for me! (Taxi Drivers in traffic)
• What are you waiting for? Christmas?! (Taxi Drivers in traffic)
• Haul ass, dickhead! (Taxi Drivers in traffic)
• Come on! Come on! Come on! (Taxi Drivers in traffic)
• Move it asshole! I gotta get to pizza stack! (Spanish Lords in traffic)
• Hey bro, either I get to Burger Shot, or someone's getting shot! (Spanish Lords in traffic)
• What the fuck is going on?! (Spanish Lords in traffic)
• What are you? Jerking off in there? (Spanish Lords in traffic)
• I can't fuckin' believe this! (London-British accent, after a crash)
• Come on! I got shit to do! (British accent, in traffic)
• What is this shit?! My car! (Taxi driver after an crash/runover)
• Hey, my car! (Russian driver after an crash/runover)
• Come on, step on the gas pedal! (in traffic)
• Come on, this is ridiculous! (in traffic)
• Please, I have places to go! (in traffic)
• Beep beep! (in traffic)
• That thing is collecting dust! (in traffic)
• Move that thing! (in traffic)
• You stupid malaka! (Greek taxi driver)
• Malaka, he's got a gun! (Greek taxi driver)
• I'm gonna kill you! (Greek taxi driver)
• To Hades with you, Malaka! (Greek taxi driver)
• Geheime! I should've picked my other wheel! (in traffic)
• Don't make me late to school! (in traffic)
• Shit! (in panic)
• Son of a bitch! (in panic)
• Son of a gun! (in panic)
• Shit, my ride! (after a crash)
• Ge cohnaso! I should've skated past all this! (in traffic)
• I will squash you like a bug! (while fighting)
• Get away from me! (reacting to a carjacking)
• Hey! I'll put you on the fucking floor, cabron! (female Hispanic civilian)
• I've got build equipment to return! (in traffic)
• Listen, man, can you hurry it up?! (in traffic)
• Move that piece of shit! (in traffic)
• Someone then fucked up! (worker)
• That was cold blooded! (worker)
• Oh shit! I need to get my eyes checked! (worker)
• Goddamn, that was straight out of a movie! (worker)
• What are you? Malaka or something? (Male Greek civilian when bumped into)
• I am stupid malaka, please! Don't kill! (Male Greek civilian)
• Excuse me. (female civilian when bumped into)
• Sorry. (female civilian when bumped into)
• You had to push it, didn't you?! (female civilian during a fight)
• You wanted a fight? You got one! (female civilian during a fight)
• You aren't gonna be happy unless I knock you cold, huh?! (female civilian during a fight)
• Don't blame when you wake up in the hospital! (female civilian during a fight)
• You've asked for this! (female civilian during a fight)
• I'm so gonna teach you a lesson! (female civilian during a fight)
• Typical man! (female civilian when bumped into)
• Ow, I hate men! (female civilian when bumped into)
• Chauvinist pig! (female civilian when bumped into)
• All my life, people have put me down! (female civilian during a fight)
• So what is our difference?! (female civilian during a fight)
• People think they can walk all over me! (female civilian during a fight)
• This is for every person who ever bullied me! (female civilian during a fight)
• I refuse to be a victim any longer! (female civilian during a fight)
• You think I can't stand up for myself?! (female civilian during a fight)
• Sorry. (Female nurse when bumped into)
• Excuse me. (Female nurse when bumped into)
• Pardon me. (Female nurse when bumped into)
• I ain't afraid of you! (Female nurse during a fight)
• You don't scare me! (Female nurse during a fight)
• Do your worst! (Female nurse during a fight)
• You're just a violent asshole! (Female nurse during a fight)

Brazilian drug dealer[]

• Caralho, he's got a gun! (caralho = fuck)
• Get the fuck out of the road!
• Vai, vai, mermão, get your fucking move on! (Go, go, dude, get your fucking move on!)
• Vamo, vamo, move it! (Let's go, let's go, move it!)
• What the fuck are you doing?
• Vai tomar no teu cu, porra! (Fuck off, crap!)
• Não enche meu saco, não, asshole! (Don't pester me, asshole!)
• Vai pra casa do caralho! (Go to fucking hell!)
• Filho da puta! (Son of a bitch!)
• Caralho, you are dead, asshole! (caralho = fuck)
• No! I just fucking stole this fucking car!
• Caralho! (Fuck!)
• Porra! (Crap!)
• Puta que pariu! (Damn it!)
• Caralho, meu irmão, eu vou te meter a porrada, amigo! (Fuck, bro, I'm gonna beat you up, friend!)
• I'm going to fuck you up!
• I hope you have got a lot of cash on you!
• This is the best part of my day!
• You picked the wrong malandro to fuck with! (malandro = young and sly criminal)
• I am fucking charged right now!
• Tá maluco?! Tá maluco!? (Are you crazy?! Are you crazy?!)
• Fucking psycho!
• Fuck! He's gonna do me! He's gonna do me!
• I'll rip your face off, motherfucker!
• I'll cut you up, asshole!
• Filho da puta, I'll kill you! (filho da puta = son of a bitch)
• Nobody fucks with my ride!
• You can't play a malandro, asshole! (malandro = young and sly criminal)
• Caralho! That's fucked up, man! (caralho = fuck)
• Que porra é essa? Que porra é essa? Get away from here! (What the fuck is this shit?)

Brazilian drug dealer (second voice)[]

• You some kind of tarado? Back up!
• Hey gringo, do you know where I can find some grana?
• Merda!
• Caralho!
• Babaca!
• I'm gonna take all your grana, seu babaca!
• Do you like porradas, asshole?
• I'm on crack, I can't feel pain.
• I've spent all my grana on craque.
• Do you like I kick you in the saco, asshole?
• Dude, do you like I kick you in the saco, pentelho?
• Don't shoot! I'm just a dirty zé-ninguém!
• Please, I didn't steal no drogas, honest!
• Foda-se! This guy's gonna kill me!
• Caralho, that must be some good craque!

Bums[]

• This isn't pinball!
• Fuck, where am I?
• Robot manjuice!
• We're being invaded!
• More trauma before your momma!
• Well, queef a dog balloon!
• I'll sue your ass!
• That's not my teacup!
• I wanna see arms removed! (When seeing a fist fight)

Street Vendors[]

• Deeeelicous burgers!
• Burgers! Please bite into my buns.
• Hotdogs! Moist and meaty!
• I'm just an innocent bystander!
• Warm round nuts right here!
• Big warn nuts for you!
• My nuts...are the best.
• Have a good day!
• Nuts! Nuts! Nuts in a sack.
• Stick your teeth into my nuts.
• Burgers! Fresh yesterday!

Koreans[]

During fights[]

• He's going down!
• There's no way outm motherfucker!
• Look around, you're fucked now, asshole!

Russians[]

During fights[]

• Die, you sorry son-of-a-bitch!
• I've got you now!
• Now you go down!
• Of course...of course!
• Hahahaha, how do you want to die, sweetheart?
• You're in my sight now!
• Yeah, face me, cowboy!
• I'm going to enjoy this!
• You're surrounded!
• Fuck me, aaaaah!
• Finally you punks of saints!
• Die, motherfucker!
• Not so confident now, asshole!
• This's the part we kill you.
• I've got'n lock on you!
• Your goose is cooked, big man!
• Syzja styuminya voyarishe!
• Getya shesmirovo badla!
• Oh yeah?!
• Take cover!
• I have you in my sight now.
• We've fucking got you now!
• Yo byu tebe!
• Say GOODBYE!
• That's it. Stay right there.
• Hahaha, you're dumb like a chicken!
• Hey my bitch, eat some hard metal!
• Say hi to Ivan the Terrible for me!
• Goodbye to you!
• You have got me! You have got me!
• Have I covered you, coward?
• No, don't kill me, I'm not a bad person! (After being harmed seriously by any means)
• It's over yes? You are the HERO!

Restaurants[]

Female[]

• Hello, welcome to Cluckin' Bell how can I help you?
• Bye, thanks for eating at Burger Shot.
• Thanks!
• Byeeee!
• Hi welcome to Cluckin' Bell, what can I get for you?
• Hi, what can I get you?
• Ayeeee, get outta' here man!
• Hi welcome to Burger Shot, how can I help you?
• Goodbye, have a nice day!
• No way! I ain't giving you no more food!
• I ain't serving you no more!
• Yes? What can I get you?
• Aye <german?> that's is disgusting!
• Hi. How can I help you?
• Hello? Are you ready to order?
• Gracias!
• 'Ere you go.
• 'Ere it is!
• Goodbyeee.
• There!
• Thanks for choosing Burger Shots where the BURGERS are bleeding tasty.
• <German?> I gotta clean that shit up!

Male[]

• Welcome to Burger Shot, motherfuckeeeer!
• Here's the nasty garbage you ordered!
• Bonne apetit! [sniffs]. Motherfucker!
• Welcome to Cluckin' Bell! Can I get you a bucket of chicken?
• I mean I wouldn't eat it...but [hesitates] here you go!
• You look hungry man! What can I getcha?
• Thanks for Cluckin', we'll see ya again soon!
• Hey man what can I getcha?
• Thanks dog.
• Thanks!
• Hey, thanks for coming in Cluckin' Bell!
• You need help or...y-you good?
• You must got an iron stomach, doggg...
• Burger Shot! B-bu! What's up?
• Yooo what'cha need dog?
• Thanks for comin' in Burget Shot!
• Burger Shot! Holla back!
• Cluckin' Bell! Whaddup?
• Ma dude! You ODs on that bullshit!
• That's why I don't eat this shit!

Extras[]

• I dropped this in the kitchen.
• Enjoy! Try not to puke!
• Thanks for helping us make food fast.
• Hi. It's my real pleasure to serve you (sarcastic).
• Welcome.
• Here you go! Binge away!
• Enjoy your meal, fatso!
• You look famous! Can I help you?
• Well, hello. Food in a hand job!
• Hi. Can I serve you?
• Bye! Come gorge again!

LCPD[]

Megaphone Quotes[]

Liberty City[]

• Get out of the car!
• Get out!
• Out of the car now!
• I. WILL. PURSUE. ON. FOOT!
• I'm coming...after you.
• You betta' stop runnin'!
• Pull over! Asshole!
• L.C.P.D! Let's slow it down!
• Pull the car...to the side!
• Last time! PULL OVER!
• I'm not fucking kidding, asshole!
• Please exit the vehicle with your hands in the air!
• LCPD! Leave the car nice and slow!
• LCPD! Outta' the car! Hands above your head!
• Stay where you are, LCPD!
• LCPD son, don't you run now.
• POLICE! Hold it right there!
• LCPD people...clear the streets.
• Police! Get outta' the way people!
• Police pursuit, clear the streets!
• Pull over, LCPD.
• Pull over the vehicle
• Pull over NOW! Or we will use force!
• I'll say it again, pull over now, or I'll use force!
• Step outta' the car now.
• So I want you to exit the vehicle.
• Slowly...get out of your car.
• Okay, you've ASKED for it!
• You can run, but you can't hide!
• Do NOT make me get out of this car.
• Pull over, NOW!
• I order you to stop that vehicle!
• Pull over now, you have been warned.
• Pull over...now.
• Step out of the car.
• Please get out of the vehicle.
• Get out of your vehicle now.
• Now you really pissed me off.
• I'm that badass vegan that your mom warned you about.
• You' about to experience pain on a WHOLE new level!
• Please step out of the vehicle.
• Unfasten your seatbelt and get out of the car.
• Park your vehicle and turn the engine off.
• If you don't pull over, I will pull you over.
• Pull over now, or I will be forced to take action.
• Pull over, this is the police.
• Pull over, or we'll shoot your tires out!
• Get outta' the vehicle nice and slowly (deeper voice).
• Get out of your car, slowly.
• Slowly, get out of the car.
• Get out of the car, no sudden moves.
• LCPD, pull over. Pull over!
• LCPD, this is your final warning to pull over!
• Pull over and stop your vehicle, this is your final warning!
• Ease outta' that junk heap, right now.
• Hey, shit stain! Step where we can see ya.
• Don't make me come after you!
• Will you come the hell back?
• Hey! Where you're going? Hello?
• Stop the vehicle and pull over.
• Park your vehicle and turn the engine off.
• Pull over, you maniac!
• Okay shit stain, pull over!
• If you don't stop, I'll be very mad.
• Did you frigging hear me asshole?
• I will chase you on foot!
• Don't make me sweat!
• I guess we're gonna have us a chase!
• Pull that shitheap over.
• Side of the road, stupid.
• Get to the curb before I get angry.
• I'm warning you, pull over!
• You're trying my patience, pull over.
• Shit, I gotta get outta' my car?
• I don't need a car to get you, idiot.
• I'm still gonna get you.
• Get off the street everyone!
• We have an emergency situation, clear the streets.
• All civilians, evacuate the streets.
• Are you stupid? Pull over!
• Come on, don't make me chase you!
• Don't even think about making me run!
• You know running's only gonna make it worse!
• PULL OVER! PULL OVER NOW!
• This is your final warning! Pull over now!
• This is the LCPD, Pull over now!
• This is the LCPD, get out of the car, and put your hands...on the roof (rare)
• Please step out of the car and place your hands on the roof. (rare)
• Get out of the car slowly...and put your hands on the roof! (rare)

Alderney[]

• Please step SLOWLY outta your vehicle.
• Step outta the car please!
• Please step out of your vehicle.
• Don't make me chase you asshole!
• If I have to chase you, you're dead!
• Fuck, you're going to run, aren't you?
• Please pull over now!
• Please pull over to the SIDE of the road!
• State trooper, pull over now!
• Pull the vehicle over now, or I'll use force!
• Pull over now, this is your final warning!
• I'm that bad ass DK (Dick-head) that your momma' warned you about!

Helicopter[]

• This is the LCPD. Stay where you are!
• Nowhere to run buddy!
• LCPD! Get on the ground! Place your hands behind your head!
• That's it. It's over. [variation of timing-gap between the two sentences]
• Get down on the ground!
• Look up and smile! It's the LCPD!
• That's it. We got you! It's over!
• LCPD. Freeze!
• You can't escape from a 'copter tough guy. Give it up!
• LCPD! Stop right there!
• Smile for the camera, hotshot!
• Don't be stupid! Give it up now!
• LCPD got you surrounded!
• Where do you think you're gonna go, huh?
• We see you! Right there!
• Drop your weapon!
• This is the LCPD, drop your weapon!
• You just run out of options, numbnuts.
• This is the police, drop your weapon immediately.
• Don't you even try it. Punk.
• LCPD has you surrounded. Drop your weapon and put your hands behind your head.
• Drop your weapon, or we will shoot you.
• You see it up here, right? You see the big gun we got up here?

On Foot[]

• I got a visual on the asshole!
• I got him in my sights!
• I need backup, ASAP!
• Cover my ass!
• You want me to use this?
• Drop the gun immediately!
• Human waste! Death ahead!
• Target locked, can I kill him!?
• Back me up, back me up!
• I'm gonna shit in your mouth!
• I'm taking the shot!
• Suspect has no vehicle!
• Dispatch (laughing), The dumbass is on foot!
• This'll be easy, suspect on foot!
• This is your last chance to come out of this alive!
• I'm sick of this punk!
• Stop resisting arrest!
• This shit is now over!
• LCPD, take cover!
• You just crossed the line, shitheel!
• I got you, you son of a bitch!
• Say bye-bye, asshole!
• I know how to use this, you know!
• Suspect in motion, on foot!
• You're only making things worse for yourself!
• No way out cabron, give it up!
• I'll get that shitstain myself!
• Send in some backup, I'm in trouble!
• You're about to be a statistic!
• One move, and you will be wearing your balls for earrings!
• Officer in need of backup, here!
• You're dead, and you don't even know it yet!
• Suspect is on foot.
• I'll shoot your tits off!
• Fall back, lets make some room here!
• We got ourselves a runner!
• Just send help, will ya!?
• I got you right where I want you!
• Drop that gun, jerkoff!
• Let me repeat your message; bla-bla-bla-blulululu (when speaking into a walkie talkie)
• There has to be someone closer to the scene than me! (when speaking into a walkie talkie)
• Dispatch, is there another unit in the area? (when speaking into a walkie talkie)
• He's lying. He fell over, I never touched the guy. (when speaking into a walkie talkie)
• What? Oh, a donut! Make it large. (when speaking into a walkie talkie)
• Tell Frank I'm divorcing her anyway. (when speaking into a walkie talkie)
• Hey, watch it asshole! (when bumped into)
• Last guy who did that is doing time. (when bumped into)
• Hey buddy, do not do that again. (when bumped into)
• You know, I love to beat civilians.
• Me and you in a dark cell, whaddya say?
• Hey asshole, do you like prison food?
• I need an arrest today, so watch it.
• You've got prison bitch written all over you.

Chasing on foot[]

• Shit, I let another one go and they'll never stop with those fat jokes.
• Why the hell can't we shoot there guys in the back no more.
• What the hell is this? I ain't no action hero.
• Damn son, you really gotta run.
• Why there guys always so fast?
• Oh shit, I'm some metals I gotta lose some nows.
• Get that little shit.
• My perp I got first dibs.
• Head him off head him off.
• Hey, joey let's get this guy.
• Last one there buys the doughnuts.
• Don't panic we can do this.
• We have so got them.
• Get back scavengers he's mine.
• Damn, where is everybody?
• You won't get away from me.
• This will show them that I still got it.
• You can run but you can't hide.
• Let's make this quick, I'm hungry.
• I'm gonna whoop some ass.
• I'm gonna shit in your mouth.
• Lets get this punk.
• I see you.
• Don't throw your life away give up.
• You want to run from the cops your whole life.
• Can't just keep running away from everything.
• Don't make me chasing you.
• I'll chasing you FIA to Tudor if I have to.
• I have to give up and I'll grow easier on you.
• The more you run, the harder it'll be when I catch you.
• Huh? we got him.

Busted[]

• Not your lucky day, son no funny shit, or I will put one in your spine. (LCPD Fat Cop)
• Don't let the uniform fool you, son you move, you get murked. (LCPD Fat Cop)
• I think you know how this goes don't even twitch you hear. (LCPD Fat Cop)
• You're busted shit for brains. (LCPD Fat Cop)
• Can't outrun me, boy. (LCPD Fat Cop)
• You're gonna get cornholed good in the joint. (LCPD Fat Cop)
• If you know what's good for you, you won't move. (LCPD)
• You're under arrest you freak. (LCPD)
• Hands behind your back. (LCPD)
• Ah, yeah another one down. (LCPD)
• Looks like you'll be away for while, hahaha. (LCPD)
• You're going away for a long long time. (LCPD)
• Sir, don't move a muscle or I'll shoot. (LCPD)
• Not no smart now are you sir. (LCPD)
• Now we got you on our terms here comes the fun part. (LCPD)
• Hold it right there, buddy. (LCPD)
• Hands over your head. (LCPD)
• Let me see your hands. (LCPD)
• Quieto o Te Mato. (LCPD)
• Stay down or I'll put your down. (LCPD)
• The boys upstate gonna love a tight ass like you. (LCPD)
• You're busted, asshole. (LCPD/ASP)
• Move in your head and pieces. (LCPD/ASP)
• Don't worry your asshole, will stretch. (LCPD/ASP)
• You are under arrest. (LCPD/ASP)
• Oh you got some trouble, asshole. (LCPD/ASP)
• Another thug out of Liberty City. (LCPD/ASP)
• Stay down punk. (LCPD/ASP)
• Don't even think about making a move. (LCPD/ASP)
• Stay on the ground, and don't move a muscle. (LCPD/ASP)
• You're arrested, asshole. (LCPD/ASP)
• Go ahead, give me a reason. (LCPD/ASP)
• Don't even think about moving. (LCPD/ASP)

FIB (unused)[]

• This is federal property.
• You can't outrun the FIB!
• Very bad move.
• You better have a good lawyer.
• FIB, stop where you are!
• FIB, stop the car!
• You made your choice.
• You are in serious trouble!
• I need Cover!
• Spread out!
• Get back here!
• That's it, I'm taking you out!
• Enough of this!
• FIB, freeze!
• No one outruns the FIB!
• Wait, I'm FIB!
• Stop, FIB!
• FIB, you're under arrest, remain on the ground!
• FIB, do not move you are under arrest!
• FIB, out of the way!
• FIB you are blocking the pursuit of a suspect!
• Federal agent, MOVE!
• Federal agent, get out of the Way!
• Get down!
• Everyone, down!
• Quick duck!
• Watch out, get down!
• Fall back now!
• Fall back! Everyone back!
• You are assaulting a federal agent!
• Let's do this the hard way!
• In the FIB we say force is best!
• FIB, take cover!
• FIB, you picked the wrong vehicle!
• FIB, trust me this is not your lucky day!
• You are surrounded, it's over!
• This is the FIB, you can't win this!
• Don't be a big shot!
• FIB, we shoot to kill and we do not miss!
• Find cover!
• Cover, now!
• Down, immediately!
• Take cover!
• I've got you!
• You're mine now!
• FIB, we don't miss!

Barrier cops[]

• Nothing for you to see here, buddy.
• What part of this barricade don't you understand?
• I don't think so, asshole!
• Are you outta your fucking mind?
• Oh it's on now, bitch!
• You do know I'm allowed to shoot you, right?
• I'm taking you down, dumbass!
• Looks like we got ourselves a smartass!
• Shit, this doesn't look good!
• Like I'm gonna let you through.
• We're under attack!
• The best way to protect freedom - take it away!
• Shit, it's a goddamn terrorist!
• Don't even think about it, asshole!
• I'm not trained for this!
• You're dumber than a bag of shit, son!
• This asshole is about to get shot!
• It's closed! Read the news, asshole!
• I told you this was a shitty barricade.
• Haven't you heard Weazel News? This area is closed.
• This guy wants to die!
• Watch out, he's coming through!
• This is closed due to the War on Terror!
• This is a secured area. No crossing!
• Lock and load, we got a terrorist!
• Illegal crosser! Fire!
• Closed for safety reasons! Turn around!
• Step away from the barricade, jackass!

N.O.O.S.E[]

• Hit the ground!
• Think about what you're doing!
• Surprise, motherfuckers!
• Game over, fucko!
• It's on now!
• Cover me, man!
• Some cover now!
• I'm going in, cover me!
• This is NOOSE, God dammit!
• People, we need to evacuate the area, now!
• I got the drop on you now!
• Yeah, you better look worried!
• Fall back! Fall back!
• Out of luck now!
• That's right, bitch, you like that?
• I never get tired of this!
• Put up a fight, punk!
• Find cover now!
• Take some cover!
• Shit, take cover!
• You're already dead, asshole, you just don't know it yet!
• You are not safe here! Move!
• You just made a huge mistake!
• Please leave the area at once!
• Please evacuate the area immediately!
• Don't do it, don't make me shoot you!
• Put your hands in the air!
• Put your hands on your head!
• You are about to enter a world of shit!
• Everybody get down and stay down until I say it's okay to move!
• Everybody take cover!
• I need everybody to get down on the ground!
• Please everyone, get down on the ground and try to remain calm!
• Get down!
• Get down! Take cover!
• Take cover!
• Grab some cover!
• Everybody get back!
• Find some cover!
• Everybody take cover!
• You're going down!
• I got you, you son of a bitch!
• It's our time now! Let's show them what NOOSE can do!

Wounded[]

• Tell my wife I love her, OK?
• I'm gonna be okay! I'm gonna be okay!
• Ooough, God, it hurts! I'm bleeding!
• Officer down, call the paramedics!
• Officer down, officer down!
• My guts are coming out!
• Somebody, mouth to mouth!
• My God! Just like in the movies!
• I'm bleeding out here, get help!
• Cop down! Shit, cop down!
• I'm bleeding out here, call 911 and get help fast!
• I've been shot, please call an ambulance!
• I need help, I've been shot!
• Is that my blood? Oh, Jesus!
• Hijo de puta, that hurts! (English: "Son of a bitch, that hurts!")

Emergency Services (Phone)[]

• An LCPD peacekeeper will be there as soon as possible sir (female).
• We'll send a basically-trained paramedic as soon as we can sir (female).
• Please use your touch-tone keypad to select which specific service you require (male).
• I'm sorry, but all our peacekeepers are currently busy dealing with quotas and filling in paperwork (female).
• Please call back later (female).
• Hello? You're through to the MS Paramedics. In which area is your medical emergency (female)?
• Hello? This is the FDLC. Where do you need assistance (female)?
• We look forward to hearing from you again, please stay safe in the meantime (female).
• We'll get a fire truck out to you right away (female).
• All our lines are busy at the moment, please call again, your emergency is important to us (drowsy male).
• Hello this is the LCPD. Where would you like us to send an officer? (female).
• Press 1 for police, press 2 for paramedics, press 3 for the fire department (drowsy male).
• Hello. You're through the Liberty City Emergency Services (drowsy male).
• Hold tight, and please hold by as the FDLC takes no responsibility for damage to property (female).
• Don't move, and please have your insurance documentation or credit card ready (female).

Police Scanner[]

• All units be on the look out for an illegal street race.
• [All Locations]
• [All Avenues]
• [All compass directions]
• [All directions]
• Burning victim
• A burning building.
• A burning condo.
• Cardiac arrest at [location]
• A civilian down.
• A civilian [crime].
• A condo fire.
• A criminal attempting to steal a car.
• A criminal fleeing a crime scene.
• A criminal fleeing in a car.
• A criminal in a stole vehicle.
• A criminal resisting arrest.
• A DD (Domestic Disturbance)
• A domestic disturbance.
• A driver running a red light.
• Drug deal.
• A fire.
• An attack on an officer.
• Firearm discharge.
• A firearm discharged.
• A firearm attack on an officer.
• Gang-related disturbance.
• A grand theft auto.
• A helicopter down.
• A hit-and-run.
• A knife assault on err [stalled].
  • An Officer.
  • A civilian.
• A knifing.
• An emergency.
• A motorcycle rider without a helmet.
• A mugging.
• A pedestrian struck.
• A person down.
• A prisoner down.
• Possession of a firearm
• Possession of explosives.
• A possible case of [crimes listed above].
• A reckless driver.
• A shootout.
• A speeding felony.
• A stolen vehicle.
• A suspect [stall] armed and dangerous.
• A suspect resisting arrest.
• A suspect taking aim at an officer.
• A firearm.
• Traffic alert.
• Traffic hazard.
• A traffic violation.
• A vehicle explosion.
• A vehicle on fire.
• An air squad down.
• An air unit down.
• An apartment fire.
• An assault.
• An assault on an officer.
• An attack on a civilian.
• An attack on a vehicle.
• An attack on an officer.
• An injured civilian.
• In a [color] [make (if has one)] [model]
• In a [make(if has one)] [model]
• In a [type of vehicle]
• In a [color] [type of vehicle]
• On a motorcycle
• On a [color] [make (if has one] [model]
• On a [make (if has one)] [model]
• On a [color] motorcycle.

Answer Phones[]

These are the the default voicemails for contacts who don't have a custom voicemail.

• The owner of this Tinkle cell phone is not available. (The Fixer)
• This Tinkle cell phone is switched off. (Jeff Harlingford and Brian Jeremy)
• This Whiz Wireless cell phone is switched off. (Billy Grey)
• We apologize for the inconvenience but this number has been disconnected, please hang up and try again. (Francis McReary if killed)
• This number has not been recognized. Please re-dial, and try again (male).
• This number has not been recognized. Please re-dial, and try again (female). (Jon Gravelli)
• This number has not been recognized. Please re-dial, and try again (female2).
• Hey this is Lazlow! For ZiT! Let me hear the track! And we'll text you the artist and the name of the song!
• Please leave...a message (male). (Bernie Crane and Ashley Butler)
• Please leave...a message (female).
• Please leave...a message (female2).
• The owner of this Whiz Wireless cell phone is not available (female). (Derrick McReary and Angus)
• The owner of this Whiz Wireless cell phone is not available (female posh).
• This Badger cell phone is switched off. (Ray Boccino)

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