Stupid People Quotes

“The ugly and stupid have the best of it in this world. They can sit at their ease and gape at the play. If they know nothing of victory, they are at least spared the knowledge of defeat. They live as we all should live-- undisturbed, indifferent, and without disquiet. They never bring ruin upon others, nor ever receive it from alien hands. Your rank and wealth, Henry; my brains, such as they are-- my art, whatever it may be worth; Dorian Gray's good looks-- we shall all suffer for what the gods have given us, suffer terribly.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

“I'm allergic to stupidity.”
― Chris Colfer, Struck By Lightning: The Carson Phillips Journal

“I think he just loved being with the bears because they didn't make him feel bad. I get it too. When he was with the bears, they didn't care that he was kind of weird, or that he'd gotten into trouble for drinking too much and using drugs(which apparently he did a lot of). They didn't ask him a bunch of stupid questions about how he felt, or why he did what he did. They just let him be who he was.”
― Michael Thomas Ford, Suicide Notes

“Dealing with jackasses on every front today. Good thing I have tiger blood and Adonis DNA. (Charlie Sheen Reference)”
― Greg Campbell

“I am not perfect, but if I looked perfect to everyone I must have been rocking imperfect perfectly to a few imperfect souls that seek imperfection vs. perfection, in an imperfect world where God asks us to seek perfection for our imperfect souls.”
― Shannon L. Alder

“If you call yourself an "authoress" on your Facebook profile, you suck at life. You are stupid and your children are ugly. It doesn't matter if you're just trying to be cute and original. You're not. You are about as original as all those other witless twits "writing" the one millionth shitty Fifty Shades clone. Or maybe you're trying to show your 2000 fake Facebook "friends" that you are an empowered feminist who will not stand for sexist terminology. But you're not showing people that you are fighting the good fight, you're showing people that you are a sheep, who's trying just a little too hard to ride the current wave of idiotic political correctness. The word "author" is no more gender-discrimination than the word "person." Do you call yourself a personess? No, of course not, because then you might as well wear a sign around your neck that says, "Hello, I'm a retard.”
― Oliver Markus

“Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV?”
― Bruce Coville, My Teacher Is an Alien

“When a stupid government is elected in a democratic country, the best thing about this is that you learn the number of stupid people in that country!”
― Mehmet Murat ildan

“They were stupid, stupid people.”
― Alison McGhee, All Rivers Flow to the Sea

“Dramatic uprising of stupidity can start from nowhere and only be seen when it reaches it's climax.”
― Oscar Auliq-Ice

“People with low self-confidence and self-esteem often feel nervous about antagonizing others and tend to rate others’ needs more highly than their own.”
― Oscar Auliq-Ice

“There is nothing more annoying than somebody who is really thick but who believes with absolute conviction that he is more intelligent than you. In other words, they tend to be very self-contained, introspective and deep down they’re probably striving for affection. Yet they have no way of going about attaining this, so they tend to rub people up the wrong way.”
― Karl Wiggins, Wrong Planet - Searching for your Tribe

“Inspiring qualities make some people to feel a little uneasy.”
― Oscar Auliq-Ice

“You know, I often tremble when it's apparent that I've accidentally confused a stupid person. Stupid people have been known to kill what they don't understand.”
― Jason Daniel Chaplin, The Savage Romantics

“Stupid people always dismiss as untrue anything that happens only very seldom, or anything that their minds cannot readily grasp.”
― Apuleius, The Golden Ass

“It never ceased to amaze me how much stupid shit people believed in—acupuncture and astrology and crystal healing and homeopathy and naturopathy and ley lines and dowsing and lizard people and black magic and voodoo and ghosts and spirits and angels and demons and mediums and chakras and feng shui and colon cleansing and gods and so on.

How come they didn’t realize that all of these things were either misunderstandings or scams that were disproven a long time ago? Although all of us believed in stupid things, such as happiness or hope, some of us really crossed the threshold into pure fucking insanity. And by some, I mean most.”
― Keijo Kangur, I Hate Traveling

“Dumb people don't know they're dumb.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert

“The one thing I know you can rely on in this world is the stupidity of the people within it.”
― Cathy Ace, The Corpse with the Platinum Hair

“Unhappiness is everywhere; just beyond the door; or stupidity, which is worse”
― Virginia Woolf, A Writer's Diary

“Yet not matter how much we recycle, believe in our Priuses, and abide by local laws, we see that our beauty is being destroyed, crushed by greed and cruel stupidity.”
― Anne Lamott, Almost Everything: Notes on Hope

“I used to feel the need to argue with every mouth breather and dimwit until one day it dawned on me that when it was all said and done, my blood pressure would be up 20 points and the person I was arguing with would still be fucking stupid.”
― Quentin R. Bufogle, KING OF THE NEW YORK STREETS

“I ain’t perfect. But I am not stupid.”
― DON SANTO

“Sometimes anger and arrogance cloud clear judgment. You hastily sever ties with people only to learn the hard way, you need them more than you care to admit. "Pride goeth before a fall". And there's no fall deeper than one from a burned bridge.”
― Carlos Wallace

“Proportion is the rule in all things. If a joke goes to malicious bounds, or if, for example, admiration turns to jealousy, nobody can stomach them. These things are like rice-cake, which is delicious toasted but horrible if it's burned black. Country people don't have the ability to make this kind of distinction and have no idea where to draw the line.”
― Natsume Sōseki, Botchan

“Stupidity is the regurgitated meal that feeds itself and on which it grows fat.”
― Stewart Stafford

“At first, Old Madam Cheng was not very optimistic about Cheng Yujin’s marriage. When two calm and rational people were put together, no one would take the initiative to show emotions to the other. It was better to put a charming and innocent woman next to the Crown Prince, who surely would please him more. After all, men didn’t like women who were too smart. Like Huo Changyuan and Cheng Yumo, one was a formidable man, and the other was an innocent woman who knew nothing of the world. The man was the absolute authority, and the woman was relying wholeheartedly on the man, which was doing good for their relationship.

But who would have thought that the final result would be quite different?

Facts proved that smart people could live well anywhere. Two smart people put together only ended up twice as good. The so-called excellent men did not like smart and capable wives was merely a self-comfort of stupid people.”
― Jiu Yue Liu Huo, Greetings Ninth Uncle 九叔万福

“This seemed like a fantastic idea to them because they were idiots.”
― Britney Spears, The Woman in Me

“Director of 48 Hrs. (1982), Walter Hill, says of the studio in the early-1980s, 'Paramount in those days was a very unpleasant place to work. That was their style.”
― Kim Masters, The Keys to the Kingdom: The Rise of Michael Eisner and the Fall of Everybody Else

“I don’t make misfortunes happen. Stupid people do that. But I would call myself foolish not to take advantage of idiots.”
― Byrd Nash, Delicious Death

“I don't think I’ve ever been happy, actually. I don’t really want to be happy. Only stupid people are happy.”
― Isela Servin