(Boom boom-boom-boom, baby, bow-bow-bow-bow bow, bow-bow) ×2
He's wreaking havoc wherever he goes
He's stepping on cars, he's wrecking downtown
But he's got big eyes and a cute little nose
So it's logistically challenging to bring him down
The destruction he's causing is horrible
It’s too bad he's so freaky adorable
He's too perky to pound, he's too sweet to swat
I'm giving it my all, but it's all that I've got
He's an endearing monstrosity from out of the water
And he must be stopped, but he's too cute to clobber
I don't want to quit (He's too cute to clobber)
But he's too huggable to hit (He's too cute to clobber)
He's too pretty to punch (He's too cute to clobber)
I'd say we break for lunch
But why bother?
He's too cute to clobber!
