Nerd Quotes

“I don't like people very much. I'm all in favour of them as a concept, but I don't get on with them at all when I have to mix with them.”
― M.R. Carey, The Book of Koli

“I'm sorry, mom. I have some bad news. I guess I messed up somehow, somewhere along the way. I didn't manage to become a princess. I became a fujoshi instead.”
― Akiko Higashimura, Princess Jellyfish 2-in-1 Omnibus, Vol. 1

“Do you know what the formula for a velociraptor is?”
“Is it, by any chance, um, a distanceraptor divided by a timeraptor?”
― Ali Hazelwood, Love, Theoretically

“Sometimes I feel like I’m just appearing in the same place. Again and again. Just alternate realities in an infinite multiverse.”

Up until this point in my young life I had never heard anything more romantic.”
― David Yoon, Super Fake Love Song

“It is unfair that most of the physicists who win Nobel Prizes or become household names are theorists. Newton. Einstein. Feynman. Kaku. Sheldon Cooper got the seven-season spin-off show, but Leonard? Nothing.”
― Ali Hazelwood, Love, Theoretically

“It can’t be prevented forever. It’s destiny. It’s inevitable. The geek apocalypse is coming.”
― S.R. Thomas, Geeks Beyond Time

“So don't you ever let a person make you feel bad because you love something they decided is only for nerds.
You're loving a thing that's for you>.”
― Wil Wheaton, Still Just a Geek: An Annotated Memoir

“There was nothing to be made of us intellectuals. We were a superfluous, irresponsible lot of talented chatterboxes for whom reality had no meaning.”
― Hermann Hesse, Steppenwolf

“...so Cool Girl is a tattooed, bespectacled nerd who loves comics.”
― Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl

“STOP APPLYING PATCHES.
RECODE YOURSELF NOW.

24 Dec National Mathematics Day”
― Vineet Raj Kapoor

“Back in the early 2000s you were called a freak, loser, virgin, nerd or weirdo by women for using the internet. Now look at them.”
― stained hanes, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

“Star Wars was released in the UK in December 1977 and it's fair to say, like the peaceful planet of Alderaan, I was totally blown away.”
― Simon Pegg, Nerd Do Well

“We’re going to need some caffeine and a lot of math.”
― M.K. Williams, The Infinite-Infinite

“Colours, sounds, words and actions are all imbued with specific emotions, subjectively for each experience.

It's therefor a great sorrow that the sexy energy from concepts such as heroism, philosophy and other vitalities have declined due to the tragedy of facts that shining grains of sands may forever be significantly outnumbered. Concepts which should otherwise be celebrated for their beauty, complexity and importance.”
― Monaristw

“Beckett placed the spectacles on his face. “Look at me,” he said. “I’m Myles Fowl. The vortex of the quadrangle is deteriorating my underpants.” And he was gone, back-flipping to earth and scampering across the garden like a boy who had been raised by beasts.”
― Eoin Colfer, The Fowl Twins

“I don’t know why you’re embarrassed. Sexual attraction is a key component to—"

"Ugh! Please stop talking."
"
But that’s my most attractive quality. I’m happy to communicate. "

"But half the time, no one knows what you’re saying. Including me, and I’m your brother.”
― A. Kirk, Interview with a Hex Boy

“I hope history remembers me as a cool scientist, not a nerdy one!”
― Steven Magee

“According to the wiki, the same thing happens regardless of choosing to let go or not,” Kaleb announces, his face alight from his phone’s screen.

“Dude, the whole point is to make the choices. Not to look up what the best choices are,”
― H.A. Wills, Save Spirit

“It was way cool, being the one who did the math.”
― Scott Westerfeld, Blue Noon

“A person’s mind is way more attractive than the person’s body. Intellectual people are sexy!”
― Avijeet Das, Why the Silhouette?

“Nerd!”
“You're just embarrassed you don't know more about dragons,” Jacob said. “It's okay.”
― J.L. Bryan, Maze of Souls

“Someone is standing next to him, and as I near them and focus on the man, I’m left speechless. It's like he stepped off the pages of a men's fitness magazine, with muscle in places I didn't think muscle existed. His muscles have muscles. He's not terribly tall, but that's okay. Neither am I. But he's fit and tan and rippled gorgeousness. He stands out in this place that’s usually filled with space nerds or kids on field trips. I am immediately curious why he's here and why Richard is smiling awkwardly.”
― Mia Monroe, Stars Collide

“I can manually debug a few hundred thousand lines. It won't be fun, but I ... who am I kidding, it will be fun.”
― Eliot Schrefer, The Darkness Outside Us

“Nerdy jokes are amazing, but the greatest form of nerdy jokes are STEM jokes. While STEM jokes, like any other form of nerdy jokes, consist of something witty and possibly a little awkward, they are a unique and noteworthy category of jokes, as they require technical knowledge to be immediately comprehended. For those who do not specialize in the scientific discipline that is being referenced in a joke, a little bit of logical deduction and inference would be required to understand the joke. They are like riddles.”
― Lucy Carter, For the Intellect

“I like what I like. I have many passions, and I’m unashamed of loving hard!” I giggled at Harry’s confusion. “Dude, I’m a diehard nerd, yeah, but I’m greedy. I have room in my soul for way more love.”
― Adam A. Fox, A Sinful Symphony: A Dark BDSM Romance

“Don't quote me on any of this, but I'm not on of those nerds who has like a french press and everything. I don't even know what a french press is I'll be honest. I don't think they're gonna let you do this. They're not gonna let you post my quote.”
― Samuel T.

“He looked as he always did: slightly underfed, terminally scholastic, and two weeks overdue for a haircut.”
― S.T. Gibson, Evocation

“The Humanitarian Nerd
(Sonnet 1538)

Machines have a tendency of
disconnecting mind from society.
Unless you're driven by a humane dream,
silicon dreams only facilitate inhumanity.

Worse than silicosis is silicon psychosis,
Worse than septicemia es la indiferencia.
Worse than writer's block is fighter's block,
to settle in ice-age is insult of la conciencia.

Before you master raspberry and arduino,
learn to master common everyday humanity.
If you're not burning with the fire to do good,
there's no point to your gray's anatomy.”
― Abhijit Naskar, World War Human: 100 New Earthling Sonnets

“Before you master raspberry and arduino,
learn to master common everyday humanity.
If you're not burning with the fire to do good,
there's no point to your gray's anatomy.”
― Abhijit Naskar, World War Human: 100 New Earthling Sonnets

“The first Nintendo tape cartridge I tried was Ghosts N Goblins. As soon as the game began, I was immediately ambushed by zombies. I'd jump around aimlessly, tossing javelins, but was I'm a skeleton. Dead. It was over so quick, I couldn't even mentally process what just happened.”
― James Rolfe, A Movie Making Nerd