Bruh Quotes

“Love is a coincidence that is never permanent,” he answered discreetly. “It is inertia, remember, inertia...”
― Sergio Cobo, A Story of Yesterday

“I am the son of a great man. A goddess was my mother. Yet death and inexorable destiny are waiting for me as well.”
― Homer, The Iliad of Homer

“Is it true that spirits can’t remember anything about their human lives?”

“Yes,” it answered tartly. I had never considered before now that someone would have needed to speak to a spirit to learn that information. I had always merely accepted it as one of the Clerisy’s teachings.

“So you don’t know whether you were a man or a woman in life.”

“No, and I don’t see why it matters. Humans are so tedious. Oh, you have dangly bits. Congratulations, you’re going to put on armor and swing a sword about. Oh, you’ve ended up with the other kind. Too bad—time to either have babies or become a nun.”
― Margaret Rogerson, Vespertine

“I can . . . make your life . . . better.” Fuck, I hope she understands my meaning. “There are certain . . . things . . . I can help you with.”

She blinks at me. “Why can’t you just speak normally?” She throws her hands up with an exasperated huff. “I thought you said there were no cameras here.”

I give her a look. “Fuck off. I was trying to be mysterious.”
― Ashlyn Hades, Broken Phoenix

“I killed her pets!” Vidrol exclaimed happily, while the others just stared at him with wide, disbelieving eyes.

All of them except Helki, who just shook his head again. “Total psychopath,” he muttered. He raised his voice over the sound of Banshee screaming.
“Could you maybe put that thing outside?”

“He just died,” Vidrol defended. “Cut him some slack.”

“He’s screaming because he hates you,” Helki corrected, following Vidrol outside. “Even more so now that you’ve killed him.”
― Jane Washington, A World of Lost Words

“On three," I say.

"One, two, three, go or one, two, three?" Anakin asks.

Micah huffs. "On go."

I begin counting, "One, two, three—"

Anakin steps away and Micah screeches, "Dude, we said on go!”
― Rory Miles, Tainted Power - The Complete Series

“Well, what's she hooked on?"

"I'm not hooked on drugs, Erma."


"Dick," Anakin says, surprising both of us. Erma cackles like that's the funniest thing she's heard all year, and I glare at my jinni. He raises his eyebrows and says, "What? It's true.”
― Rory Miles, Tainted Power - The Complete Series

“I thought you said you’d give me a glimpse of my future, not one of your fantasies,”
― Rory Miles, Pretty Broken Things

“You guys know each other?” I held my breath, my chest tight. Could this be it? Cover blown so fast?

Ted stared at me. After several moments he said, “Yeah.” Ah, crap. He breathed out a heavy sigh. “We dated for a short time. It, uh, didn’t end well.”

"Didn’t end well?” Bill snorted. “You two went out in a hail of bullets.”
― E. Kirk, Demons in Disguise

“Then who? Just tell me, Cal,” he groans, and then takes a drink of his own coffee, looking at me with puppy dog eyes.

“Landyn,” I say with a small quirk of my lips.

“Shut the fuck up!” Lars says with a loud guffaw. “I knew you had a thing for broken animals, but not broken men.”
― Jewels Arthur

“A letter from the great-grandson.” He shakes his head sadly. “Sweet boy, but I don’t know how he’s going to make it through school with that name. Eustace .”

“Maybe he’ll go by a nickname,” I offer, but Ernie isn’t going for it. “What sort of nickname? Eu? Stace?” He folds the letter and gingerly sets it on the coffee table in front of him. “Ah, well. His mother says she labored with him for two and a half days, so he deserves it.”
― Sarah Everett, Some Other Now

“What about you, Beans?” Ambrose asked with a smirk.

“Me? Oh, I know all about the pleasure of a woman's body,” Beans continued on in accented English, his eyebrows waggling.

“The army, Beans. The army. What about it?”

“Sure. Hell, yeah. Whatever.”
― Amy Harmon, Making Faces

“Glad to see word reached you. I forgot my phone and somehow throwing pebbles at random windows seemed like a losing strategy."

"My roommate thinks I'm running drugs," said Dee flatly. "And that you're my dealer."

James blinked. "At least she thought I looked enterprising."

"She said you looked homeless."

James straightened the sleeves of his orange leather jacket. "It's vintage”
― Emily Lloyd-Jones, The Hearts We Sold

“I will declare you no longer my daughter before the entire school. Love Mum”
― Marie Mistry, A Demon's Horns

“Don’t do that.”

“Don’t do what?” she asks, peering at me with worry etched into every feature on her face.

“Fear a name,” I state, and her head rears back, eyebrows pinching as she frowns at me.

“I’m sorry?”

“If you’re going to be a raging bitch, then be a raging bitch. Don’t hide your true colors out of fear. That’s more distasteful than my dirty boots on your untouched floor.”
― KC Kean

“He always that overprotective?” Xaden grumbles, pressing up from the mat a few inches.

“He cares about me.”
― Rebecca Yarros, Fourth Wing (Part 1 of 2) [Dramatized Adaptation]

“Okay, let’s do it,” she huffs out.

My heart sputters, wishing she meant the words I desperately want to hear. She turns back and frowns. “I just want to get it over with.”
― Yve Vale, Hexed

“Which of my friends would make such an offer? I may be a calm man, but there is nothing inside of me that will stop from beating him to a pulp.”

Is it weird that I find his threat hot? “No, I, uh, just meant Prince Cobar.”

“Prince Cobar?” The fury fades from his face, and he takes a shaky breath. “Well, that’s different, I have no choice but to share you with him.” Now, I’m truly curious.

“You were about to kill some random guy a minute ago, why is it different with him?”
― Lacey Carter Andersen, Shadow of the Crown

“I should thank you,” she whispers. Low enough that Klaus won’t hear.

"You go around thanking everyone for kissing you?”
― Marie Mistry, Liar Witch

“Are you still mad?”

“Not as much,” I admit, glaring back toward the school. “She looked at your penis.”

“So did the kids. It was my fault. I shouldn’t have shifted in front of them.”

“She blushed.” I grind my teeth and fist my hands.

“And?”

“And?” I face him, my rage rising again. “That’s my penis!”

He beams at me. “Say it again.”

Narrowing my eyes, I poke his chest. “My. Penis.”
― Rory Miles, Shadow Slayer

“You’re telling me a purple pecker is always a purple pecker? It doesn’t have other names?” Dane asks.

“Purple thunder,” Valen suggests.

“Purple pricks.” I bite my bottom lip to fight off a laugh.

“Purple dicks,” Dane says.

“Purple nurple.”

Rippley frowns. “Wait, that’s not right.”
― Rory Miles, Twilight Terrors

“Satisfied?” Still on the ground, I scurry back from him until my shoulders strike a tree.

“Words, Quinton,” Hauck calls from the other side of the clearing. “Use words.”

“I did.” Quinton growls back at his brother. “It didn’t work.”

“Try again.” Quinton steps closer to me and bares his teeth, showing a set of elongated canines. “Take off your skirts, human. I’m not used to repeating myself.”
― Alex Lidell, Dragons' Captive

“Hauck, it’s broken,” he calls.

“What?”

The human you hoarded.” Quinton repeats, waving his hand toward me in disgust. “Something is wrong with it.”

“You broke it, you fix it,”
― Alex Lidell, Dragons' Captive

“All of you. Why are you … being …” I struggled for the right word. “Nice?”

“We’re courting you,” Andel said, like it was obvious, even though he was sitting there doing nothing.

I burst out laughing. I couldn’t help myself. It bubbled through me in a wave of hysteria, persisting until my throat was raw. “You’ve blinded me,” I said, still chuckling, though I no longer sounded amused. “You’re dragging me, blind, through unforgivable
terrain. You’re only allowing me one small meal a day. You ignore me most of the time, insult me the rest of the time, and threaten to kill me every now and then just for good measure. You lead me around by a chain like a dog. This isn’t courting. This is enslavement.”
― Jane Washington, A City of Whispers

“You’re impossible,” I groaned, shoving against his shoulder.

“You mean unattainable.” He didn’t budge.

“You didn’t seem unattainable when you were begging me to kiss you.”

“I was being charitable. Where would people like you be without my generosity?”
― Jane Washington, A Dream of Embers

“I like having sex with Vale,” I blurted. Or maybe not. He froze. The sudden shock of heat in the way he stared at me tunnelled right through to my toes. He growled out a sound of desire that belonged more to an animal than an unshakable man like Vale.

“That one was very personal.” Helki was flexing his fingers, trying not to turn them into fists as he swivelled a dark glower to Vale.

“I liked sex with you too, Beast.” I applauded my own confidence as I managed to keep a straight face. “It was shattering."

Andel groaned, his head falling into his hands. “Tell me she didn’t just make a spinal injury joke.”
― Jane Washington, A World of Lost Words

“I think I need to add a sensor to her door,” Elijah added, striding off toward the fitness centre. They were already late for their scheduled practice time, so

Gabriel followed with an agitated snap to each step. “That sounds like getting involved.”

“Not if I hook it up to Oscar’s phone.”

“That sounds downright danger—actually, that’s brilliant.”

“I know.”

“He’ll be so annoyed, and you know what happens when he gets annoyed.”

“I know.”
― Jane Washington, Plier

“It isn't you," Albie Davidson said, spreading his arms and giving her an apologetic look. "Well, it's you, but what I mean is, I just can't think of you as a woman. You're one of us, you know? One of the boys.”
― Maggie Osborne, Silver Lining

“Thou still unravish’d shaft of breathtaking length and girth.”
― Noelle Adams, Part-Time Husband

“I'll tell Mom,” Creed says, clapping his hands together and beaming like an idiot. I blink in surprise and nod, a little proud of the boy. Yeah… that would probably work. Mom is all about true love and that bullshit. If Creed tells her Nox is keeping him from someone he believes he could have a future with, she would put her youngest son in his place so fast Nox wouldn't know what happened.”
― B.M. Clemton, A Shadow of Betrayal