"Perfect Revenge" is a song sung by Uliana, Hades, Hook, Morgie and Maleficent in Descendants: The Rise of Red.
Lyrics[]
Uliana: I'm fierce, I'm feared
You know I'm the baddest here
Pull up with my crew, boohoo
You'll be wiping up more than a puddle of tears
My competition, call her Urs'
But her curses ain't the worst
I got potions, evil spells to turn your life from bad to worse
Then there's a desperate girl
Comin' for me, tryna mess with my world
Well, villainous is how I live
She'll regret messing with the wrong sea witch, 'cause
I got a lifetime of vengeance, I'm savage to the bone
And anyone who crushes me gon' wish they were never bron
(Hahahahaha)
They won't know what's coming when I hit 'em with that
(All: Revenge!)
They gonna start running when I hit 'em with that
(All: Revenge!)
Won't stop 'till I conjure up a painful perfect punishment
I don't get mad, I get even
Go find that perfect revenge
Go find that perfect revenge (Ah-ya-ah-ya)
Perfect revenge (Ah-ya-ah-ya)
Go find that perfect revenge (Ah-ya-ah-ya)
Perfect revenge
Go find that perfect revenge (Ah-ya-ah-ya)
Perfect revenge (Ah-ya-ah-ya)
Go find that perfect revenge (Ah-ya-ah-ya)
Perfect revenge (Ah-ya-ah-ya)
Uliana: Mm, any suggestions?
Hook: Well, why don't you make her walk the plank?
Uliana: Darling, that's too easy
Maleficent: Prick her with a thousand thorns!
Uliana: And what? She'd fall asleep?
Hades: We could burn her to a crisp
Morgie: Yeah, let's burn her to a crisp
Uliana: No, it should be worse, worse, worse than all of these
Revenge should be vicious, and whatever we do
To that poor unfortunate soul should be ten times more cruel
They won't know what's coming when I hit 'em with that
(All: Revenge!)
They gonna start running when I hit 'em with that
(All: Revenge!)
Won't stop 'til I conjure up a painful perfect punishment
I don't get mad, I get even
Go find a perfecet revenge
Calling all spirits of the Black Lagoon
Show me your recipe fit for her doom
Toxically sweet with a side of pure spite
I need the perfect revenge that will bite
What's this? A book, that's it?
I asked for a painful punishment!
But hold up, wait, this might be evil on a plate
So I'ma serve her what she deserves, what she deserves
And that's justice, dressed up like the sweetest dessert
Perfect
They won't know what's coming when I hit 'em with that
(All: Revenge!)
They gonna start running when I hit 'em with that
(All: Revenge!)
Won't stop 'til I conjure up a painful perfect punishment
I don't get mad, I get even
Go find that perfect revenge
Go find that perfect revenge (Ah-ya-ah-ya)
Perfect revenge (Ah-ya-ah-ya)
Go find that perfect revenge (Ah-ya-ah-ya)
Perfect revenge
Trivia[]
- Uliana mentioning Bridget being a "Poor Unfortunate Souls" is a reference to her sister's song from the 1989 film The Little Mermaid.
- Maleficent suggests pricking Bridget with a thousand thorns, which is a reference to what she does later in Sleeping Beauty with Aurora although it happened with a Spinning Wheel.
