End of Day Quotes

“That’s a fifteen-hundred dollar bedspread. Do you know what that means?”

Jessica held up a finger as she finished chewing, a sparkle of excitement in her eyes. “Oh, yes, I know this one. It means that you’re an idiot for paying that much money for a semen towel.”
― Jewel E. Ann, End of Day

“A kiss is a save the date, an RSVP to my vagina that says: You. Will. Be. There.”
― Jewel E. Ann, End of Day

“I felt like a leaf falling from a tree and he was the wind whispering, I’ve got you.”
― Jewel E. Ann, End of Day

“Why exactly is it you don’t like kids? I mean … I’ve assumed for quite some time now that it’s because you still are one and you don’t like competition.”
― Jewel E. Ann, End of Day

“Listen, dumb ass, I have a PhD in physics. I can handle ‘complicated.’ You won’t even have to talk slow or use elementary vocabulary.”
― Jewel E. Ann, End of Day

“Shut it.” “My my, someone’s grumpy today. Are you shedding the lining of your uterus?”
― Jewel E. Ann, End of Day

“Sometimes emotions matter more than the right words, and if you overthink every goddamn word it’s like suffocating it until all the emotion is gone.”
― Jewel E. Ann, End of Day

“Every situation had a little shelf in her head and she never took more than one thing down at a time, never mixed feelings, always kept a sense of control.”
― Jewel E. Ann, End of Day

“You’re contumacious.”
― Jewel E. Ann, End of Day

“Whoa … clearly you don’t understand. A kiss is a save the date, an RSVP to my vagina that says: You. Will. Be. There.”
― Jewel E. Ann, End of Day

“Are you high? There’s no such thing as right and left socks.” She held up two matching socks as if to prove her point.”
― Jewel E. Ann, End of Day

“Yeah, well lucky for you, once you stop gagging on your testicles you'll be fine.”
― Jewel E. Ann, End of Day

“Nothing bled quite like regret.”
― Jewel E. Ann, End of Day

“I loved her which is why the word suddenly feels monumentally inadequate for you. I gave her my love, but you … you took it. You took everything. I never had a choice. You tore into my life … into my heart, wrecking all sense of the man I was before you. Being with you is the best part of my day … every day. You think you’re broken, but you’re not. And if you were … it wouldn’t matter. I love every. Single. Piece of you.”
― Jewel E. Ann, End of Day

“If Candy doesn't do it for her, I bet Mrs. Marvin Housby would like the smooth ride of your Woody."
"You're going to get your ass handed to you later. I'm still pissed about you snapping my glasses. Don't even get me started on you pimping me to the blue-hair."
Jillian popped the caps off two bottles of beer, the handed one to Jackson. "I like her. I bet she's a real cougar."
Jackson took a long pull. "I don't know. The whiskers on her chin bear greater resemblance to a wild boar than a cougar.”
― Jewel E. Ann, End of Day

“Now. Right now. You need to channel that strength I know you have, and feed off it until it numbs the pain. You no longer have a choice. Okay? Fin de journée.” Jillian”
― Jewel E. Ann, End of Day

“Jillian followed. “Maybe, but don’t worry, he’s not my type. I’m trying to rehabilitate my uniform ‘fetish’ to strictly FedEx and UPS—bigger packages.” Jackson”
― Jewel E. Ann, End of Day

“Strength acknowledges weakness, it doesn’t ignore it.”
― Jewel E. Ann, End of Day

“He could never explain the most excruciating pain was always the personality that hijacked his brain without warning.”
― Jewel E. Ann, End of Day

“So at a young age I learned that if I wanted to spend time with my dad, it was going to be under the hood or beneath a car, handing him greasy tools.”
― Jewel E. Ann, End of Day

“Move back." He repeated.
"So I'm suppose to ride bitch?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
"Because you are my bitch."
Jillian laughed a lot. "I love when you sweet talk me. It makes me very wet for you.”
― Jewel E. Ann, End of Day

“Actually, it’s cinnamon coffeecake—” “Oh Lord … I bet you actually put coffee grounds in it, didn’t you?”
― Jewel E. Ann, End of Day

“Sorry, Jones, I can’t understand you, probably because I don’t speak mute. So I’ll just go while you make sure all your words are lined up in perfect order. I don’t really give a damn if I let a few escape that haven’t been given much actual thought. Sometimes emotions matter more than the right words, and if you overthink every goddamn word it’s like suffocating it until all the emotion is gone.”
― Jewel E. Ann, End of Day

“mad talent for compartmentalizing her emotions, almost to the point of OCD. Every situation had a little shelf in her head and she never took more than one thing down at a time, never mixed feelings, always kept a sense of control. Sometimes she sounded like she was regurgitating lines from a self-help book. The problem was, when she couldn’t mentally or emotionally handle a situation, she tried to physically control it. AJ was clearly one of those situations.”
― Jewel E. Ann, End of Day

“Expectations demand accountability and accountability only matters in the presence of another. Denial is the road to solitude.”
― Jewel E. Ann, End of Day

“Feeling required such vulnerability. It was all or nothing. She couldn’t just take the good times, the happy memories. Life was an ebb and flow of pain and pleasure. One could not exist without the other.”
― Jewel E. Ann, End of Day

“felt like a leaf falling from a tree and he was the wind whispering, I’ve got you.”
― Jewel E. Ann, End of Day

“Strength acknowledges weakness, it doesn’t
ignore it.”
― Jewel E. Ann, End of Day

“I'm not a man-eater. I may take a nibble here and there, but I have discriminating taste.”
― Jewel E. Ann, End of Day

“Love takes nothing but gives everything.”
― Jewel E. Ann, End of Day