The Job Quotes

“Kate prefers a loaded gun next to her bed."

"Is that all?" Jake asked Kate. "Where's your hand grenade?"

"I don't have a hand grenade."

"What happened to the one I gave you for Christmas?"

"I forgot about that," she said. "I guess it's around the apartment somewhere."

"You lost a hand grenade in your apartment?" Nick said. "Next time I visit I'll be more careful.”
― Janet Evanovich, The Job

“That's disappointing," Nick said. "I was hoping to see you in action again. It's kind of sexy in a violent, perverted sort of way."

"Gosh, knowing that makes my day complete."

"I thought you'd want me to be open about my feelings now that we're married.”
― Janet Evanovich, The Job

“Most fathers don't show up with hand grenades and bowie knives."
"They should be ashamed of themselves," Jake said.”
― Janet Evanovich, The Job

“Besides, there's nobody who is going to watch your back better than me. You know that. And that's why I'm going to be there with you, whenever there is, whenever you ask, and as long as I'm able, he said. It's what fathers do.

Most father's don't show up with hand grenades and bowie knives.

They should be ashamed of themselves, Jake said.”
― Janet Evanovich, The Job

“talking, drinking, and laughing again, like”
― Janet Evanovich, The Job

“FARC, the Colombian rebels who’ve been funding their revolution against the state with kidnapping, extortion, and drug dealing.”
― Janet Evanovich, The Job

“came out alive,” Kate said.”
― Janet Evanovich, The Job

“A few years back, a con to trick”
― Janet Evanovich, The Job

“Topkapi Dagger.”
― Janet Evanovich, The Job

“opened in 1874.”
― Janet Evanovich, The Job

“Fruit is not my thing,” Kate said. “Watch me eat an In-N-Out burger sometime.”
― Janet Evanovich, The Job