The Fake Mate Quotes

“Because when I’m with you . . . I don’t feel like I’m just going through the motions in life. When I’m with you . . . I feel like I’m actually living.”
― Lana Ferguson, The Fake Mate

“That’s the funny thing about love, Noah. It’s terrifying, and there are no guarantees. We don’t fall in love because it’s a sure thing. We fall in love because our hearts don’t speak the same language as our brains. Your heart doesn’t have that little voice that worries about what-ifs. It sees something good and it goes all in. Sometimes you just have to listen to your heart more than your head.”
― Lana Ferguson, The Fake Mate

“When you see her, suddenly it’s not the earth holding you here anymore. She does.” “Is this a Twilight reference?” “Eclipse, actually, and don’t look so judgy. I’m not going to justify my obsession with the series to you again.”
― Lana Ferguson, The Fake Mate

“I'm a five-star kind of gal. "
Your favorite food is soup,”
― Lana Ferguson, The Fake Mate

“Once you go knot you’ll . . . want for . . . not.”
― Lana Ferguson, The Fake Mate

“To my oldest friend, who at the time of publication of this book most likely still hasn’t finished it because of the “weird wolfy shit.” I love you, asshole. You don’t know what you’re missing.”
― Lana Ferguson, The Fake Mate

“You're a big stupid genius with good intentions and bad execution.”
― Lana Ferguson, The Fake Mate

“Moira Carter is a delightful nightmare. It’s really the only way I can describe her.”
― Lana Ferguson, The Fake Mate

“We don't fall in love because it's a sure thing. We fall in love because our heart don't speak the same language as our brains.”
― Lana Ferguson, The Fake Mate

“I don't know if I take more issue with 'sex gift basket' or you calling me cute.”
― Lana Ferguson, The Fake Mate

“Is this a Twilight reference?” “Eclipse, actually,”
― Lana Ferguson, The Fake Mate

“What if he tries to lay some wolfy claim on you?”
― Lana Ferguson, The Fake Mate

“You're the only one I've ever wanted, and you're the only one I will ever want.”
― Lana Ferguson, The Fake Mate

“Sometimes you just have to listen to your heart more than your head.”
― Lana Ferguson, The Fake Mate

“Just shut up and kiss me.”
― Lana Ferguson, The Fake Mate

“I've pegged him as some celibate sourpuss who gets by with angry masturbation on the weekends,”
― Lana Ferguson, The Fake Mate

“Oh, so now you’ve got multifaceted deceptions going on? Whipping ourselves up a tomfoolery tiramisu, are we?”
― Lana Ferguson, The Fake Mate

“I've pegged him as some sourpuss who gets by with angry masturbation on the weekends,”
― Lana Ferguson, The Fake Mate

“Abominable Ass of Colorado”
― Lana Ferguson, The Fake Mate

“tomfoolery tiramisu,”
― Lana Ferguson, The Fake Mate

“Because when I’m with you . . . I don’t feel like I’m just going through the motions in life. When I’m with you . . . I feel like I’m actually living.”
― Lana Ferguson, The Fake Mate

“I need a mate.”
― Lana Ferguson, The Fake Mate