Twilight Terrors Quotes

“Please, you’re not listening.” I loosen my hold around Dane’s neck, and a snarl rips out of his mouth.

“Explain before your mate goes all fee-fi-fo-fum,” Valen drawls.

“Don’t compare me to that dumb motherfucker who thought legumes were a legit form of currency,” Dane snaps, turning from the door and glowering at Valen.

“Uh, teddy bear, that’s Jack. The giant is the one who says fee-fi-fo-fum.”
― Rory Miles, Twilight Terrors

“I don’t mind sharing, but he’s really too small to fit into my stuff, and Valen’s are a little too tight. Maybe now he’ll have some that fit just right. Fucking Goldilocks.”
― Rory Miles, Twilight Terrors

“Make sure you smile at the sun, baby. It’s shining just for you.”
― Rory Miles, Twilight Terrors

“It’s okay,” Crash says with a light laugh. “She was all of the above.”

“Please don’t elaborate on the nuts part,” I mutter, spearing Dane with a look when he snorts. “It’s not that funny.”

Dane sucks in a breath. “I mean . . . it kind of is?”

“You’re the worst. Crash is literally here, pouring out his broken heart, and you’re laughing about the woman being a squirrel.”

“My heart is fully intact,”
― Rory Miles, Twilight Terrors

“I should have gone with. Slayers are stronger together.” Valen drums his fingers on the table.

“Have you met Greer, slay bae?” One of his fries smacks into my face.


I blink twice, glance down at the fried potato in my lap, then give him a look. “Rude.”

“She’s the only one who can call me that, teddy bear.”
― Rory Miles, Twilight Terrors

“You’re telling me a purple pecker is always a purple pecker? It doesn’t have other names?” Dane asks.

“Purple thunder,” Valen suggests.

“Purple pricks.” I bite my bottom lip to fight off a laugh.

“Purple dicks,” Dane says.

“Purple nurple.”

Rippley frowns. “Wait, that’s not right.”
― Rory Miles, Twilight Terrors

“Bah. They’ve never been good enough for you. Look at what they did to you. Stifled your magic because they didn’t know what it was. Tried to force you into a circle when you’re clearly a star.”
― Rory Miles, Twilight Terrors