Kaspar Jensen

“Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
― Will Ferrell

“Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the WAR ROOM!!!”
― Peter Sellers

“My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana.”
― Betty White

“Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.”
― Confucius