Allison ❤️Will Never Conquer Her TBR❤️'s Reviews > Tangled
Tangled (Tangled, #1)
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5+++++ HILARIOUS DEBUT STARS! Cheers for Emma Chase!
This entire book, I was like laughing my ass off. Seriously, full on asthma attack here people! This book is detrimental to your health. It should come with a WARNING -if you've got respiratory issues, a weak heart, just had a baby, had recent surgery- it'll seriously rip you the hell open!
The stuff Drew would say.....
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My Drew-
Drew Evans, egotistical, hilariously funny man-whore comes across a smokin' hot brunette in a bar. Time to turn on his charms- no woman can resist him. Oddly enough, this one does. And he can't get her out of his head. No worries as she's the new employee at his investment firm. Lovely. He doesn't "shit where he eats." No problem...he can resist Kate. No problem.....
My Kate-
Katherine is beautiful, engaged to her high school sweetheart, and just got her dream job. When she meets this uber sexy guy in a bar while celebrating her job, she's surprised to find out he's the owner's son....but she doesn't let on. She just discreetly turns him down.
My entire review could be filled with Drew quotes. The entire book is his voice, as he's speaking to you, the reader. I loved that idea. We get a lot of first person POV in books, but this was different. When an author can throw something new and different into a genre that's saturated with sexy alpha males and make it as enjoyable as this read, it's a sure hit!
I laughed throughout the entire book. I found myself quoting Drew to anybody that would listen to me. I guess they don't get it....Drew has to be experienced. Bravo Emma Chase. Your debut book is all the buzz and it's well deserved. I'll finish with just a few (hard to pick) quotes that made me laugh.
By the way, Drew's niece Mackenzie deserves a huge shout out! Loved her! She's Drew's little sweetheart. She's got a mind like a steel trap and is a star of the show! I'll start with her....
Mackenzie raises her hand proudly. " I have a bagina."
I smirk. "Yes, yes you do sweetheart. And someday it's gonna help you rule the world."
"Johnny Fingers has a penis. He say his penis is better than my bagina."
"Johnny Fingers is an idiot. Vaginas beat penises every time. They're like kryptonite. Penises are defenseless against them."
And another goodie-
The jar? It was invented by my sister, who apparently thinks my language is too harsh for her offspring. It's the Bad Word Jar. Every time someone- usually me- swears, they have to pay a dollar. At this rate, that thing is going to put Mackenzie through college.
Then there's Drew's buddy Matthew and Kate's friend Dee Dee. Please please please give us their own book!-
“Delores is a gorgeous name, for a gorgeous girl. Plus it rhymes with clitoris … and I really know my way around them. Big fan.”
Ah, but our dearest Drew succumbs to "The Flu." This has never happened to him. Can he survive it? It'll be a struggle for sure......
"I'm going to make you so happy Drew Evans."
My arms tighten around her. "You already have. After this? Heaven's going to be a major disappointment."
This entire book, I was like laughing my ass off. Seriously, full on asthma attack here people! This book is detrimental to your health. It should come with a WARNING -if you've got respiratory issues, a weak heart, just had a baby, had recent surgery- it'll seriously rip you the hell open!
The stuff Drew would say.....
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My Drew-
Drew Evans, egotistical, hilariously funny man-whore comes across a smokin' hot brunette in a bar. Time to turn on his charms- no woman can resist him. Oddly enough, this one does. And he can't get her out of his head. No worries as she's the new employee at his investment firm. Lovely. He doesn't "shit where he eats." No problem...he can resist Kate. No problem.....
My Kate-
Katherine is beautiful, engaged to her high school sweetheart, and just got her dream job. When she meets this uber sexy guy in a bar while celebrating her job, she's surprised to find out he's the owner's son....but she doesn't let on. She just discreetly turns him down.
My entire review could be filled with Drew quotes. The entire book is his voice, as he's speaking to you, the reader. I loved that idea. We get a lot of first person POV in books, but this was different. When an author can throw something new and different into a genre that's saturated with sexy alpha males and make it as enjoyable as this read, it's a sure hit!
I laughed throughout the entire book. I found myself quoting Drew to anybody that would listen to me. I guess they don't get it....Drew has to be experienced. Bravo Emma Chase. Your debut book is all the buzz and it's well deserved. I'll finish with just a few (hard to pick) quotes that made me laugh.
By the way, Drew's niece Mackenzie deserves a huge shout out! Loved her! She's Drew's little sweetheart. She's got a mind like a steel trap and is a star of the show! I'll start with her....
Mackenzie raises her hand proudly. " I have a bagina."
I smirk. "Yes, yes you do sweetheart. And someday it's gonna help you rule the world."
"Johnny Fingers has a penis. He say his penis is better than my bagina."
"Johnny Fingers is an idiot. Vaginas beat penises every time. They're like kryptonite. Penises are defenseless against them."
And another goodie-
The jar? It was invented by my sister, who apparently thinks my language is too harsh for her offspring. It's the Bad Word Jar. Every time someone- usually me- swears, they have to pay a dollar. At this rate, that thing is going to put Mackenzie through college.
Then there's Drew's buddy Matthew and Kate's friend Dee Dee. Please please please give us their own book!-
“Delores is a gorgeous name, for a gorgeous girl. Plus it rhymes with clitoris … and I really know my way around them. Big fan.”
Ah, but our dearest Drew succumbs to "The Flu." This has never happened to him. Can he survive it? It'll be a struggle for sure......
"I'm going to make you so happy Drew Evans."
My arms tighten around her. "You already have. After this? Heaven's going to be a major disappointment."
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Reading Progress
May 20, 2013
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Started Reading
May 20, 2013
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May 23, 2013
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21.0%
""Well you could do the moral thing and bow out." "In your dreams" I smirk, "Actually my dreams involve you bending over something, not bowing." "Could you be any more of a pig?" "
May 23, 2013
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22.0%
"Here come the quotes! I love you Drew Evans! Obviously she doesn't subscribe to the "I can only eat salads in front of the opposite sex" rule of thumb a lot of chicks swear by. Who gave women that idea? Like a guy's gonna say to his friend, "Dude, she was one fugly chick, but once I saw her chomping that romaine, I just had to nail her.""
May 23, 2013
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46.0%
"Just so you know, men don't expect a woman to smell like winter pine or Niagara Falls or whatever the fuck those feminine hygiene products say. It's a pussy- it's supposed to smell like one. That's the fucking turn on."
May 23, 2013
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47.0%
"This book is detrimental to my health! I was laughing so hard, it put me into an asthma attack! Had to use my inhaler! The hubs thinks I've lost my mind!!!"
May 24, 2013
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81.0%
""I work in a lab, Drew. And if I ever find out that you've fucked her over? I'll make you sorry. And I work in a lab, Drew. With chemicals. Odorless, tasteless, chemicals that can permanently shrink your nuts so small, you'll have to start calling yourself Drewswilla. Are we clear?". Tell me Matthew and Deloris get a book!"
May 24, 2013
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Finished Reading
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May 22, 2013 01:20PM
I think you'll really like this one. Enjoy Drew! :)
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Allison ❤️Will Never Conquer Her TBR❤️
(last edited May 23, 2013 03:05PM)
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rated it 5 stars
Lisa Jayne wrote: "Enjoy poppet ❤❤"
I am enjoying it, POPPET! Wish I could come up with a kickass American endearment for you! Sweetums? Honey bunny? Snookums? Baby doll? Sweet cheeks? Whatcha think? It's gotta have the "awe shucks" *blushes* effect like poppet does to me!
I am enjoying it, POPPET! Wish I could come up with a kickass American endearment for you! Sweetums? Honey bunny? Snookums? Baby doll? Sweet cheeks? Whatcha think? It's gotta have the "awe shucks" *blushes* effect like poppet does to me!
I stayed up all night to finish this! I nearly woke my husband up laughing at "rhymes with MILF" (just in case you aren't there yet). :)
PJ wrote: "I stayed up all night to finish this! I nearly woke my husband up laughing at "rhymes with MILF" (just in case you aren't there yet). :)"
Nope, not there yet. I'm just past when they went to bar. Met the fiancée. Funny stuff!
Nope, not there yet. I'm just past when they went to bar. Met the fiancée. Funny stuff!
Allison (will never conquer her tbr list)) wrote: "Lisa Jayne wrote: "Enjoy poppet ❤❤"
I am enjoying it, POPPET! Wish I could come up with a kickass American endearment for you! Sweetums? Honey bunny? Snookums? Baby doll? Sweet cheeks? Whatcha t..."
LOL ... ❤❤❤
I am enjoying it, POPPET! Wish I could come up with a kickass American endearment for you! Sweetums? Honey bunny? Snookums? Baby doll? Sweet cheeks? Whatcha t..."
LOL ... ❤❤❤
Melissa wrote: "Fab review Allison!! I just finished and Im still laughing..5 stars all the way...The Disney Princess references had me rolling"
Thanks! The whole book had me rolling.
Thanks! The whole book had me rolling.
Lisa wrote: "Awesome review!"
Barb wrote: "FABULOUS review, Allison!!! Love your Matt BONER pic...LOL
Can't wait to read this one.."
Thanks girls! Move this way up your tbr list. Drew will not disappoint.
Barb wrote: "FABULOUS review, Allison!!! Love your Matt BONER pic...LOL
Can't wait to read this one.."
Thanks girls! Move this way up your tbr list. Drew will not disappoint.
Naomi Soraya wrote: "Yayyyyyyy Matt for Drew, he was also my Drew LOL!! Fab review babe"
Geri's ~ EverAfterRomance ~ wrote: "Great review, Allison."
Meli Kyle *Ty and Zane's Creeper* wrote: "Lmao! Great review, Allison! :)"
Thanks girls! Matt Bomer is seriously my fantasy.
Geri's ~ EverAfterRomance ~ wrote: "Great review, Allison."
Meli Kyle *Ty and Zane's Creeper* wrote: "Lmao! Great review, Allison! :)"
Thanks girls! Matt Bomer is seriously my fantasy.
Debra wrote: "Love the review, Allison!! Yep, Matt would make the perfect Drew ;-D"
Thanks so much, my friend.
Thanks so much, my friend.
Bk70lvr wrote: "Lol, thanks for the review! Loved it!!! ♥"
Blacky *Mistress of doom* wrote: "Love the review Allison :)"
Baba ♥♥♥ Marcus, Tyler, Tate, Dan, Ty, & Hunter wrote: "Fab review, Allison!"
Thank you my friends! Have a fab weekend!
Blacky *Mistress of doom* wrote: "Love the review Allison :)"
Baba ♥♥♥ Marcus, Tyler, Tate, Dan, Ty, & Hunter wrote: "Fab review, Allison!"
Thank you my friends! Have a fab weekend!
Lisa Jayne wrote: "I KNEW just KNEW I'd love your review for this!!! ❤❤"
Awe. Thank you poppet! You always make me smile!
Awe. Thank you poppet! You always make me smile!
Jxxx wrote: "Another great review, Allison!!"
Melissa wrote: "love your review!!"
♠ Sharon is an emotional book junkie ♠ wrote: "wonderful review Allison. great Drew and great quotes!"
Thanks so much girls! He was so funny!
Melissa wrote: "love your review!!"
♠ Sharon is an emotional book junkie ♠ wrote: "wonderful review Allison. great Drew and great quotes!"
Thanks so much girls! He was so funny!
Lkay wrote: "Love the (very appropriate) review, Allison (and your new GR name LOL!)"
Yah, you can call me BORING.
Yah, you can call me BORING.
I'm so glad this book is being gobbled up by so many! And a 'hell yea' to Delores and Matthew getting their own book. :)
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Allison ❤️Will Never Conquer Her TBR❤️
(last edited May 26, 2013 05:39PM)
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Allison (2 X's and is now PG rated) wrote: "Lkay wrote: "Love the (very appropriate) review, Allison (and your new GR name LOL!)"
Yah, you can call me BORING."
HAHAHAHA, auw c'mon, you're still awesome ;)
Yah, you can call me BORING."
HAHAHAHA, auw c'mon, you're still awesome ;)
Lkay wrote: "Allison (2 X's and is now PG rated) wrote: "Lkay wrote: "Love the (very appropriate) review, Allison (and your new GR name LOL!)"
Yah, you can call me BORING."
HAHAHAHA, auw c'mon, you're still ..."
Awe shucks. Thanks!
Yah, you can call me BORING."
HAHAHAHA, auw c'mon, you're still ..."
Awe shucks. Thanks!
Downloaded it this morning. Can't wait to read it
Gloria wrote: "Downloaded it this morning. Can't wait to read it"
Oh it's so entertaining! It's Drew talking to YOU.
Oh it's so entertaining! It's Drew talking to YOU.
Pavlina wrote: "Amazing review Allison :))"
Thanks love. All my reviews will be popping up as I have to read all my pics that photobucket took off while I organized my account!
Thanks love. All my reviews will be popping up as I have to read all my pics that photobucket took off while I organized my account!
Jamie wrote: "Love your review Allison!! I almost used Matt as Drew too."
Thanks. Mattie boy is my hero in 90% of my alpha businessman roles. Ha. He's my perfect Fifty!
Thanks. Mattie boy is my hero in 90% of my alpha businessman roles. Ha. He's my perfect Fifty!
Allison *Will never conquer her tbr list* wrote: "Jamie wrote: "Love your review Allison!! I almost used Matt as Drew too."
Thanks. Mattie boy is my hero in 90% of my alpha businessman roles. Ha. He's my perfect Fifty!"
OMG, my perfect 50 too!! :)
Thanks. Mattie boy is my hero in 90% of my alpha businessman roles. Ha. He's my perfect Fifty!"
OMG, my perfect 50 too!! :)
Great review...I actually did spit out a drink when I was reading this, so that was the perfect gif...lol.
Jeanne wrote: "Great review...I actually did spit out a drink when I was reading this, so that was the perfect gif...lol."
Ha. Drew was awesome! Such a great debut novel! Thanks!
Ha. Drew was awesome! Such a great debut novel! Thanks!