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A Girl Named Zippy by Haven Kimmel
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I should probably leave well enough alone and not post any sort of review regarding little Zippy, but I’m not gonna. I’ve been seeing this title pop up on various lists and whatnot for YEARS now and always managed to avoid it due to the eternal question I ask myself whenever I see a memoir written by a non-famous person: “WTF was so special about you that you think everyone else wants to read about it???” But then the dang thing came back again when I was perusing the Faceplace and saw my library’s weekly question post, which this time around was “what’s the last book you read that made you laugh out loud.” Some of the answers provided by rando strangers on the interwebs I agreed with, some made me want to find out where they live so I could go smack them around a bit for obviously being super unfunny people and probably a real drag to hang around with and then there was Zippy. Again. I popped over to GR and saw my few friends who had read it had enjoyed it and then I noticed reviews from others. Those people belong in a category I like to call . . . .



It didn’t take long for me to figure out this might be my type of memoir when on Page 2 I discovered the author’s sister’s reaction when she discovered Haven Kimmel planned on writing about growing up in their small town was . . .

“I know who might read such a book. A person lying in a hospital bed with no television and no roommate. Just lying there. Maybe waiting for a physical therapist. And then here comes a candy striper with a squeaky library cart and on that cart there is only one book – or maybe two books: yours, and Cooking with Pork. I can see how a person would be grateful for Mooreland then.”

Since I had already read Cooking with Pork myself, I figured what the hell. And what did I find? First, I really did laugh out loud and second . . .

“It’s a memoir, and a sigh of gratitude, a way of returning.”


I spent nearly the entire book trying to figure out why (aside from the fact that a lot of pieces of Zippy’s life – especially those of the camping variety - seemed to mimic my upbringing) I was having quite the spell of déjà vu all the way up to the last page when finally it dawned on me . . . . .



And speaking of that last page. Dammit woman!!!!!



WTF? I thought I was signing up for something that triggered everybody and their brother, not one that made my eyeballs get tingly with happy tears about dogs as Father’s Day presents or the most magical Christmas ever.

Now, before you go putting this on your TBR, here are some things I know almost for certain about the people who will be able to enjoy this book:

1. They need to be a bit long in the tooth. This is the story of a girl who was brought up in the late ‘60s and early ‘70s. It’s not what you would call “politically correct” so the younger generation will definitely find 1 or 12 things to get worked up about.

2. They need to be familiar with small town life. We’re talking about real small town life – Zippy grew up in a town with a population of 300.

3. They have to be able to differentiate between animal abuse and (i) farm living as well as (ii) the foreshadowing that your neighbor Petey Scoggs might grow up to become Jeffrey Dahmer.

4. An appreciation of this statement regarding food groups as being gospel: “fried, meat, bread, coke, and ice cream. She was an excellent cook.” A first-hand knowledge of the difference between a FryDaddy and a FryGranddaddy is also a necessity.

5. A pretty iron stomach, being raised with an aluminum Christmas tree (and if you were rich, the accompanying color wheel) in your house (and not because it’s awesomely “retro” now – even though I agree it is), knowing how bad it sucked to have to “ride the hump” or sit in the “way-way back” of the Family Truckster on road trips, and quite possibly have your only braggable talent being that you could “sing along with every word of a complicated song” (for Zippy, it was the “canticle part of Scarborough Fair” – for me it was We Didn’t Start the Fire by Billy Joel).

Did you answer in the affirmative/take a trip down memory lane with respect to all of the above? If so, maybe you should give this one a try . . . .



If not? Well, go ahead and fill this out in triplicate and Shelby will be with you shortly . . . .

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Reading Progress

April 4, 2017 – Started Reading
April 4, 2017 – Shelved
April 6, 2017 – Shelved as: becoming-groweds-up
April 6, 2017 – Shelved as: funny-haha
April 6, 2017 – Shelved as: liburrrrrry-book
April 6, 2017 – Shelved as: memoir
April 6, 2017 – Shelved as: non-fiction
April 6, 2017 – Shelved as: read-in-2017
April 6, 2017 – Finished Reading

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message 1: by Vivian (new)

Vivian As the youngest of four, I have intimate acquaintance of 'riding the hump'. That said, I have no knowledge of this: A first-hand knowledge of the difference between a FryDaddy and a FryGranddaddy.

Sounds like a hoot. Almost as much fun as shooting lizards with a BB gun.


message 2: by Stepheny (new)

Stepheny Ha! The town I grew up in has a population half that size! So small we share a zipcode with a different town! LOL

That's not a joke. haha

Nice review, Kelly!


Kelly (and the Book Boar) Vivian wrote: "As the youngest of four, I have intimate acquaintance of 'riding the hump'. That said, I have no knowledge of this: A first-hand knowledge of the difference between a FryDaddy and a FryGranddaddy.
..."


Ha! I'm waiting for someone to say "why didn't you call the police when you were made to ride the hump at 8 years old?!?!?!?!"

Oh, and a FryDaddy is a kitchen fire waiting to happen. It's basically an electric pot you put grease in and then fry shit like onion rings and morel mushrooms. The FryGranddaddy is the same thing but on steroids so you can feed the entire neighborhood.


Kelly (and the Book Boar) Stepheny wrote: "Ha! The town I grew up in has a population half that size! So small we share a zipcode with a different town! LOL

That's not a joke. haha

Nice review, Kelly!"


That's awesome! You are the exception to the "young people will be offended by this." You definitely wouldn't be : )


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter My and the bro's 'way-way back' was in a Chevy Suburban, but i bet it's close enough : )
This one looks promising.


Kelly (and the Book Boar) Zombieslayer/Alienhunter {Gandalf the Blonde} wrote: "My and the bro's 'way-way back' was in a Chevy Suburban, but i bet it's close enough : )
This one looks promising."


Yes! The way-way back most definitely existed in SUVs before the third row of seats was invented. (Also counts for 2-seater pick-up trucks with camper shells!)


Shelby *trains flying monkeys* LOLOL! I Just love everything about this


Kelly (and the Book Boar) Shelby *trains flying monkeys* wrote: "LOLOL! I Just love everything about this"

This book was so dang good.


message 9: by Erica (new)

Erica Any review that starts with my beloved Death Fairy is a good review, in my opinion.

Of course, this is a good review, anyhow, but the Death Fairy is what takes it to the next level.
Also, I am so happy to hear someone else use the term "way-way back." I thought that just existed in my family.

You: your only braggable talent being that you could “sing along with every word of a complicated song” (for Zippy, it was the “canticle part of Scarborough Fair” – for me it was We Didn’t Start the Fire by Billy Joel)

Me: Hey! I can do that! With both songs! Or...could. I don't know if I can anymore. I should find out! I'll cue 'em up later today and find out if I can still sing along word-for-word.


Kelly (and the Book Boar) Erica wrote: "Me: Hey! I can do that! With both songs! Or...could. I don't know if I can anymore. I should find out! I'll cue 'em up later today and find out if I can still sing along word-for-word. ..."

Confession: I totally played Scarborough Fair while at work yesterday to see how mad my skillz remain. NAILED IT!

Also, I think there's like an 85% chance you wrote this book under a pen name.


message 11: by Lani (last edited Apr 06, 2017 06:32PM) (new) - added it

Lani This is hysterical to an over 40 lady like me, whose family car was a Pinto Station wagon! Being the youngest, guess who always got the hump?


message 12: by Diane S ☔ (new)

Diane S ☔ Wonderful review, Kelli.


Tadiana ✩Night Owl☽ I got a kick out of this book when I read it with my book club a couple of years ago. But yeah, lots of stuff for people to take offense at.


message 14: by Carmen (new) - added it

Carmen Great review.


message 15: by Ɗẳɳ 2.☊ (new)

Ɗẳɳ  2.☊ You should probably go ahead and attach that form to all of your reviews.


Kelly (and the Book Boar) It belongs to Shelby. I have to use it sparingly since I can't afford the license fees.


message 17: by Kathleen (new)

Kathleen I grew up in a town of 3000, where we knew all our neighbors, never locked our doors; this was in the 1950s, so I am long in the tooth. I would love this book if not for the threat of animal cruelty. I never had a neighbor that might grow up 2 b a serial killer. A firebug, yes. We had a flasher, but no crime that I knew of. if my library gets a copy, I'll risk it.


message 18: by Christine (new) - added it

Christine Beautiful, Kelly! This one is for me! And it's on sale. Yay.


Kelly (and the Book Boar) I hope you love it Christine!


message 20: by Dallas (new)

Dallas Dallas You weren't appalled by the "amusing" cruelty to animals?


message 21: by Kelly (and the Book Boar) (last edited Mar 28, 2018 01:28PM) (new) - rated it 4 stars

Kelly (and the Book Boar) Dallas wrote: "You weren't appalled by the "amusing" cruelty to animals?"

Nope. Future psychopaths tend to start on animals and this was in a different time/different place where a dead piglet (because it couldn't be saved despite some children trying) was simply part of the circle of life. Go write your own review and talk about that topic as much as you want. EDIT: BECAUSE GO READ THE BOOK BEFORE YOU COMMENT ABOUT THE DANG ANIMAL CRUELTY.


Karen Loved your review. I am long in tooth myself and grew up in a small town (in New Jersey). 100 kids in my high school graduating class.


message 23: by Gayl (new) - rated it 4 stars

Gayl After letting Zippy linger on my want to read list for a few years, I just ordered it from my library. Then started reading some reviews to remind myself why I wanted to read it in the first place. I was becoming a little alarmed at all of the animal cruelty discussion - but figured there had to be more to it. I have NEVER laughed so much at any review. Ever. I am now looking forward to forming my own impressions of the book (which I would have done anyway). Still waiting for my heartrate to return to normal after the best laugh I've had in a while. Thanks.


message 24: by Mike (new) - added it

Mike This is wonderful, Kelly. Glad I found your review of this one. Will definitely have to track down a copy of this down.


Kelly (and the Book Boar) I hope you like it, Mike. This remains one of my favorite funny memoirs (by a regular person and not a famous comedian).


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