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The Other Boleyn Girl by Philippa Gregory
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did not like it
bookshelves: 2016, historical-fiction

Well, then...

Reviewing this book should be more fun than reading it, but since I'm not in the mood to deal with rabid fangirls (yes, I very consciously use a term describing only one gender), I'm not sure if I want to risk criticising such an amazingly overrated book.

The book does have some redeeming qualities, and luckily I feel that most of my disappointment lies with this book specifically and not with Philippa Gregory as an author, so I'll happily read more by her.
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Reading Progress

February 21, 2016 – Shelved
February 23, 2016 – Started Reading
February 24, 2016 –
page 1
0.18% "I'm not sure if I'm really in the target group for this book, but hey, it was cheap!"
February 25, 2016 – Finished Reading

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message 1: by Nate (new)

Nate HOW FUCKING DARE YOU.


Markus Nate wrote: "HOW FUCKING DARE YOU."

I'm so sorry, Nate. I know this book means a lot to you.


message 3: by Nate (new)

Nate Fuck the Tudors anyways, Plantagenets 4-ever.


message 4: by Andy (new)

Andy cluck cluck


Markus Nate wrote: "Fuck the Tudors anyways, Plantagenets 4-ever."

Yeeeeeeeesssssss.


Markus Andy wrote: "cluck cluck"

Are you subtly calling me a chicken, Andy?


message 7: by Andy (new)

Andy Brrrrrp Cluck Cluck Cluck Brrrrrppppp :D


Markus Andy wrote: "Brrrrrp Cluck Cluck Cluck Brrrrrppppp :D"

All right, all right. I'll try writing a full slaughter review straight away.


Markus ✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) wrote: "Unleashing the trolls on you right about NOW."

Sarah? YOU liked this book? You shall never hear the end of this :D


✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) Markus wrote: "✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) wrote: "Unleashing the trolls on you right about NOW."

Sarah? YOU liked this book? You shall never hear the end of this :D"


That menacing tone doesn't become you, Markus. Besides, I have a very valid excuse for liking this book. I was young and naive when I read it. Now I am ancient and wise, and make much better reading choices (as you are well aware).


Markus ✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) wrote: "Markus wrote: "✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) wrote: "Unleashing the trolls on you right about NOW."

Sarah? YOU liked this book? You shall never hear the end of th..."


I should hope so. Well, I'll save this information for an occasion where I need to blackmail you.


Celise I loved the book at the time I read it but I hated the next one in the series which I read years later. I hope you do write a full review!


✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) Markus wrote: "✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) wrote: "Markus wrote: "✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) wrote: "Unleashing the trolls on you right abo..."

So cruel. I didn't think you had it in you.

Talking about crappy reads and bad book taste, when are you going to dnf read Outlander?


Markus Celise wrote: "I loved the book at the time I read it but I hated the next one in the series which I read years later. I hope you do write a full review!"

I don't blame you for loving it. But how old were you? I constantly felt like this book was written for teenage girls.


Markus ✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) wrote: "Markus wrote: "✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) wrote: "Markus wrote: "✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) wrote: "Unleashing the trolls o..."

Much about me is carefully hidden.

Sooooon. I just have so much else on my immediate list.


✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) Markus wrote: "Sooooon. I just have so much else on my immediate list. "

That's the lamest excuse I've ever heard. Chicken.


Markus ✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) wrote: "Markus wrote: "Sooooon. I just have so much else on my immediate list. "

That's the lamest excuse I've ever heard. Chicken."


Good try, but I won't bite :D


✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) Markus wrote: "✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) wrote: "Markus wrote: "Sooooon. I just have so much else on my immediate list. "

That's the lamest excuse I've ever heard. Chicken."..."


You're no fun, Markus:P


Markus ✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) wrote: "Markus wrote: "✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) wrote: "Markus wrote: "Sooooon. I just have so much else on my immediate list. "

That's the lamest excuse I've ever h..."


The book is no fun! You already said that :P


Lilyan I'm surprised you even read this.I wouldn't have thought Otag


Lilyan I wouldn't have thought it's your cup of tea** totally overrated


✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) Markus wrote: "✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) wrote: "Markus wrote: "✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) wrote: "Markus wrote: "Sooooon. I just have so..."

FINE. I give up. You win this round. Again.


Markus Lilyan wrote: "I wouldn't have thought it's your cup of tea** totally overrated"

I just heard how I had to read Philippa Gregory, then found the book cheap at a used bookstore. It's probably going back to the same bookstore, as I have no intention of keeping it.


Markus ✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) wrote: "Markus wrote: "✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) wrote: "Markus wrote: "✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) wrote: "Markus wrote: "Sooooon...."

I play to win.


✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) Markus wrote: "✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) wrote: "Markus wrote: "✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) wrote: "Markus wrote: "✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nef..."

And I never give up.


message 27: by Andy (new)

Andy Never surrender!


✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) Andy wrote: "Never surrender!"

You're not encouraging Markus, are you? I might have to retaliate if you are. Markus is nasty enough as it is, he doesn't need people to support his evil ways.


message 29: by Andy (new)

Andy Jus stoking the fires is all..... :D


✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) Believe me, the wicked person known as Markus doesn't need his fires stoked.


Markus Actually, I do need people to support my evil ways if I'm going to succeed in my vile plans. It would be really nice if you could stop discouraging potential supporters, Sarah.


✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) My evil plan is to thwart your evil plan, hence the attempted demoralization of your troops.


message 33: by Andy (new)

Andy Get a room you two..... lols


Markus @Sarah: Cease your efforts, and you shall be given a place of honour in the new world order.


Markus @Andy: Classic British sense of propriety.


message 36: by Andy (new)

Andy The man doth protest too much I fear...... :D


✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) Andy wrote: "Get a room you two..... lols"

Such lewd thoughts. I am shocked. Wait till mother superior hears about this. She will not be pleased.


✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) Markus wrote: "@Sarah: Cease your efforts, and you shall be given a place of honour in the new world order."

Interesting. What kind of place?


Markus ✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) wrote: "Markus wrote: "@Sarah: Cease your efforts, and you shall be given a place of honour in the new world order."

Interesting. What kind of place?"


Power... blah blah blah... Riches... blah blah blah...


✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) Markus wrote: "✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) wrote: "Markus wrote: "@Sarah: Cease your efforts, and you shall be given a place of honour in the new world order."

Interesting. Wh..."


Well riches I'm not that interested in. Power? I guess we could cut some kind of deal based on that. You know what would really win me over though? The Lady. Let me have her and I'll join your ranks.


Markus ✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) wrote: "Markus wrote: "✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) wrote: "Markus wrote: "@Sarah: Cease your efforts, and you shall be given a place of honour in the new world order."

..."


I don't know, Sarah. Can't you make do with power?


✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) Markus wrote: "✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) wrote: "Markus wrote: "✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) wrote: "Markus wrote: "@Sarah: Cease your effo..."

Nope.


Markus ✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) wrote: "Markus wrote: "✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) wrote: "Markus wrote: "✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) wrote: "Markus wrote: "@Sarah: ..."

Then we are at an impasse.


✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) Then I shall continue to discourage your potential supporters. It's much more fun than siding with you, anyway:P


Markus I willingly give up my chances at world domination to keep Lady :P


Markus Such jealousy.


✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) Jealous? Yes. Absolutely. And pig-headed, too. This is not the end.


Markus Resistance is futile.


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