karen's Reviews > Grey

This is the most spot on reaction so far. I gotta feeling, this book coming out, people taking notice of it: popcorn time.

i feel like it's time to put this franchise to bed and move on. it's weird to put this out four years after the first book. maybe right before or after the movie release. this just seems like milking that cow til it bleeds. let the udders be.

Hey, some people are into that.

karen wrote: "i feel like it's time to put this franchise to bed and move on. it's weird to put this out four years after the first book. maybe right before or after the movie release. this just seems like milki..."

That's exactly my feeling. I mean, it's not like she's likely to succeed with anything else, right?

[Name Redacted] wrote: "Hey, some people are into that." you mean like His Human Cow: Bred for Milking

Lol!

Sigh...I just stopped by the iTunes store for an unrelated matter and this is at the top of Paid Books.

And with so much good BDSM out there!!!

Thr book is... not exactly my style but I understand why people go all gaga at it...

I don't know why, but that picture makes me feel really uncomfortable. Like just ... no.

BAHAHAHAHA you crack me up!

Beating a dead horse?

Sign of a lazy writer-rehash same story with different POV. Annoyed.

poor horse....

yeah, it' very popular in the fanfic world to rewrite things from a different perspective, but usually it doesn't take FOUR YEARS to do it.

my pleasure!!

they are making the second one?? that movie looked terrible...

wow. i thought it did poorly. based on nothing other than how bad the trailer was, all the drama surrounding it, and the fact that no one i know liked it.

the world baffles me.

There must be something wrong with people.

and why is it the longest book ever???

Nick wrote: "To be fair to her, she's been busy throwing temper tantrums on the set of the first film and trying to gain complete creative control over the second."

*This*
lol

not to mention the OST theme song shot straight to no. 1 on literally every chart...the power of mommies!

I love you SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much

♥

hahhah i love you right back!

Awwwww *blush* thanks :)

How's you, m'dear?

getting better each day! what about you?

Hahaha, loved this

Thanks for the laugh

I wish someone would snap those cuffs on her to keep her from writing more garbage and spare us all.

karen wrote: "getting better each day! what about you?"

I had a slight hiccup this weekend (The Beast was in a car accident that's potential for bodily damage - that DID NOT happen, thankfully - has caused much stress and upsettedness in me. But he is okay, other than some minor cuts and soreness.) but by and large I am well.

karen wrote: "[Name Redacted] wrote: "Hey, some people are into that." you mean like His Human Cow: Bred for Milking"

I mean EXACTLY like that.

Karly *The Vampire Ninja & Luminescent Monster* wrote: "karen wrote: "getting better each day! what about you?"

I had a slight hiccup this weekend (The Beast was in a car accident that's potential for bodily damage - that DID NOT happen, thankfully - h..."

oh, dear lord, karly!! ugh - that's a hell of a hiccup! but i'm glad it's all minor damage. stupid cars...

Have you actually ever eaten a Rutabaga? It is quite an erotic turnip

i have, but i don't think i ever got out of it what you got out of it. ):

I watched about twenty minutes of the movie and was sooo DISGUSTED I had to turn it of.

Nick...

How do you know these things? *scratycing head in confusion*

It's making me suspicious...

i would take notice of it if i had to

Your safe word sucks.

don't judge me!! i have hard limits when it comes to root vegetables!

ps Joanne and I loved the 50 Shades movie. Haven't had that much fun hatewatching something since Glitter. It's awful, of course, but in a super entertaining way.

karen wrote: "don't judge me!! i have hard limits when it comes to root vegetables!"

Bwahahahaha ♥

karen wrote: "Karly *The Vampire Ninja & Luminescent Monster* wrote: "karen wrote: "getting better each day! what about you?"

I had a slight hiccup this weekend (The Beast was in a car accident that's potential..."

Stupid DRIVERS.... I'd like to give his 'friend' (who was driving) a punch in the privates... but I won't because violence doesn't solve things... or whatever.

resolve, no. instruct, yes. he won't make that mistake again!

LOL!! And it might make me feel better too, which is a plus :P

it's like swatting a dog's nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

"it's like she doesn't understand how BDSM works!!!
oh, wait."

LOL literally... and I'm at work!

hahahaah sorry!! but maybe they will think you just love your job so much that you periodically laugh with joy and gratitude!

karen wrote: "it's like swatting a dog's nose with a rolled-up newspaper."

Bwahahaha, yes... exactly like that.

Nick wrote: "I know no one who even saw it, so I can't explain how it made that kind of money. Then again, I can't explain how any movies released over the last ten years have made any money anyway. S'pose all ..."

That one's easy: they don't make money based on whether or not the movie was good but on how many people watched it. When you have a fan-base that big, it stands to reason that a lot of people would want to watch the movie.

Then you have all the curious people who didn't want to read the book but still wanted to know what the fuss was all about.

And the last category regroups the people wwho wanted to have a good laugh. (Of which I am part of)
And yes, before you ask, I AM still having nightmares about it. #ScarredForLife

too many bags!

So he's sploogtastically successful at business, but can't figure out how to get a car from under a sofa with a stick?

Damn, my dog must've been scarred for life by those time I didn't get his ball back out from under the sofa.