cute short little story about a lesbian fairy couple. pretty good, although the sex was a bit awkward in places. maybe just because i don't like foot cute short little story about a lesbian fairy couple. pretty good, although the sex was a bit awkward in places. maybe just because i don't like foot stuff lmao. but it was a fun, quick read and it was free.
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cute short little story about a lesbian fairy couple. pretty good, although the sex was a bit awkward in places. maybe just because i don't like foot stuff lmao. but it was a fun, quick read and it was free....more
if i had a nickel for every time i rated the first book in a series 5 stars and could barely get through the second one i'd actually have a fuck ton oif i had a nickel for every time i rated the first book in a series 5 stars and could barely get through the second one i'd actually have a fuck ton of nickels so this is probably a me problem honestly ¯\_(ツ)_/¯...more
I've been trying to get through this for months and I think it's time to accept I'm just not that into it. The first book I thought waDNF @ around 45%
I've been trying to get through this for months and I think it's time to accept I'm just not that into it. The first book I thought was promising but the way this one is split up has made me realize that the only character I even mildly care about is Gabriel and even then unfortunately he's no Mia Corvere and this series is no Nevernight. Maybe I'll feel the urge to come back to it later but for now I'm just not into it enough for how ridiculously long these are. ...more
Honestly one star probably is a bit harsh but I feel like the 'twist' that comes about a third of the way through is very dishonest to the poDNF @ 32%
Honestly one star probably is a bit harsh but I feel like the 'twist' that comes about a third of the way through is very dishonest to the point of making the book into an entirely different genre and makes me feel like the summary really misrepresented the book so yeah I'm mad about it.
For those who want to decide whether or not they're going to read this, (view spoiler)[apparently this whole thing is a reality tv show - which is as far as I got in the actual book - but saw on another person's review that it's apparently being aired on ~the dark web~ [lmao please, are we still doing this? what year is it?] and Caz and the one other dude are the only real contestants and the other two were plants and then in the last chapter she gets left alone on a plane to do it all over again????WHAT? (hide spoiler)] I know it's fiction but come on, if I had a week I couldn't cover everything that's entirely ridiculous about that.
I guess if you like outlandish plots or want something that is NOT a locked room mystery then go for it but I found this to be absolutely infuriating, especially because I was actually really enjoying it up until that point. I wouldn't have even been mad if it was (view spoiler)[aliens bc at least that would put it in the realm of sci-fi (hide spoiler)] even though I usually hate that trope. So annoying. Probably would have been a two star but I'm so annoyed that I was really enjoying it and then this happened....more