Where I roast the shit out of books that are lacking in flavour, spice and depth. However, the spice was NOTWelcome to my cooking channel. (Recipe 3!)
Where I roast the shit out of books that are lacking in flavour, spice and depth. However, the spice was NOT an issue here, if you're spice of choice is cum.. Because you'll either be SO SICK OF CUM by the end of this book, or you'll be close to dying from cumming in your pants. There is no in-between here people. (Also, did you really like this book or are you just horny? #nojudgmenthere)
It's been awhile since a book was worthy of the recipe honour. SO I am happy to be here, without further ado. READY, STEADY, COOK!
This is a super easy one, just chuck all of the following ingredients into a crockpot, set to high, leave your kindle inside and wait until your house burns down....more
Welcome to my cooking channel, this is recipe 2, where I roast the shit out of books that are lacking in flavour, spice and depth because it's 2024, aWelcome to my cooking channel, this is recipe 2, where I roast the shit out of books that are lacking in flavour, spice and depth because it's 2024, and I'm not apologising for how I feel about books anymore because *reasons*. ...more
Welcome to my cooking channel. Where I roast the shit out of books that are lacking in flavour, (sometimes) spice and depth.
THIS RECIPE IS 100% SPOILEWelcome to my cooking channel. Where I roast the shit out of books that are lacking in flavour, (sometimes) spice and depth.
THIS RECIPE IS 100% SPOILER FULL. THERE ARE 10 STEPS TO MY CREATION AND PROMISE IT'S WORTH IT TO READ. maybe?
Do not read this if you are wanting to read this, or want your feelings to be considered because I'm going in RAW, and we are all getting food poisoning babyyyyyyyyy. (I will come back to this RAW reference as it is a crucial part of my recipe/analysis, also please be aware I will not get into the grief sides of this book too much, if at all, because I couldn't overlook all the ridiculous shit I was reading to really feel the grief properly in this book. Check your trigger warnings if you read it)
Now: on to my recipe.
Nothing says 1 star ⭐ like the following ingredients all added together to make an absolute shit show of a book...
Step 1: Insert a cheating trope. Right away, you will have a large (not all I know, I know) but large % of readers off hand right from the start. YUM!
Step 2: Add a side of "falling in love because *reasons*" because PEOPLE LOVE SEEING PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE FOR SEEMINGLY NO REASON ...more
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