World Domination Quotes

“Who are you?" he asked.
I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer to me as Mistress Koboi for the next five minutes. After that you may refer to me as Aaaaarrrrgh, hold your throat, die screaming, and so on.”
― Eoin Colfer, The Time Paradox

“Ships are my arrows, the sea my bow, the world my target.”
― Robert Thier, Storm and Silence

“Like that's the only reason anyone would ever buy a first-aid kit? Don't take this the wrong way, Professor McGonagall, but what sort of crazy children are you used to dealing with?"

"Gryffindors," spat Professor McGonagall, the word carrying a freight of bitterness and despair that fell like an eternal curse on all youthful heroism and high spirits.”
― Eliezer Yudkowsky, Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality

“One day you wake up and realize the world can be conquered... I'm going to put a mask on and scrawl my name across the face of the world, build cities of gold, come back and stomp this place flat, until even the bricks are just dust. So you can just shut up. All of you. I'm going to move the world.”
― Austin Grossman, Soon I Will Be Invincible

“Yes," Vorkosigan agreed, "I could take over the universe with this army if I could ever get all their weapons pointed in the same direction.”
― Lois McMaster Bujold, Shards of Honour

“There is no real world, just the one you create.”
― Jolene Stockman, Total Blueprint for World Domination

“Shrug off the no’s – they are temporary. This is your world. In your world there is only yes.”
― Jolene Stockman, Total Blueprint for World Domination

“The world is one unending chess match, my dear, and I am the one playing it how I please. I poke and prod to move my pieces to places I find desirable. And the defiant ones who resist me I simply remove from the board." He pulled up his right sleeve, showing Laura a sheathed dagger strapped to his arm. "But you, Laura, are not of this chess match at all. You walked unexpectedly onto my board, scattering my pieces out of the way, the ones that I had worked on so tirelessly to arrange to perfection.”
― J.S. Bailey, The Land Beyond the Portal

“He made my life hell. Him and Tonto over there." Daniel glared toward Nick. "Poor little Clay. He has problems. He's had a tough life. You should be nice to him. You should make friends with him. That's all I ever heard. All they saw was a cute little runt of a wolf cub. He bared his teeth and they
thought it was cute. He ordered us around like a miniature Napoleon and they thought it was cute. Well, it wasn't cute from where I was standing. It was—"

I held up my hand. "You're ranting."

"What?"

"Just wanted to let you know. You're ranting. It's kinda ugly. Next thing you know, you'll be laying out your plans for world domination. That's what all villains do after they rant about their motivation. I was hoping you'd be different.”
― Kelley Armstrong, Bitten

“You can't take over the world without a good acronym”
― C.S. Woolley

“Let's be honest. There's not really any safe place to meet an aspiring head of a top-secret organization, trained in every manner of mind control and manipulation and bent on word domination by any means necessary.”
― Matt Kindt, MIND MGMT, Volume Five: The Eraser

“In another curious and roundabout way, however, the Nazis gave a propaganda answer to the question of what their future role would be, and that was in their use of the “Protocols of the Elders of Zion” as a model for the future organization of the German masses for “world empire.” The use of the Protocols was not restricted to the Nazis; hundreds of thousands of copies were sold in postwar Germany, and even their open adoption as a handbook of politics was not new. Nevertheless, this forgery was mainly used for the purpose of denouncing the Jews and arousing the mob to the dangers of Jewish domination. In terms of mere propaganda, the discovery of the Nazis was that the masses were not so frightened by Jewish world rule as they were interested in how it could be done, that the popularity of the Protocols was based on admiration and eagerness to learn rather than on hatred, and that it would be wise to stay as close as possible to certain of their outstanding formulas, as in the case of the famous slogan: “Right is what is good for the German people,” which was copied from the Protocols’ “Everything that benefits the Jewish people is morally right and sacred”.”
― Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism

“The purpose behind your aggravating persistence eludes me, sirrah. What is it exactly that you wish to know? Lord Lucien is a fine, noble gentleman – ”

“Who loves you to the point of distraction and cannot bear to think of a prolonged separation.”

“A noble gentleman,” she reiterated furiously, “who – ”

“Who wants something you have, and is willing to sacrifice his much prized freedom to get it.”

She flushed hotly. “There may have been some consideration given to the dowry, but – ”

“My lady,” the rogue laughed outright. “You are far too modest. With what you bring into the marriage you will turn Lincoln into his small, private domain. A kingdom, if you will, with a dragon on the throne and a nest of serpents writhing at his feet, eager to do his bidding.”
― Marsha Canham, Through a Dark Mist

“The moment we stop caring for one another regardless of race..is the moment we lose our humanity.”
― James Morris Robinson, Accelerant...The Sixth Extinction

“Beware the seas of change when there is a tidal imbalance in the wind.”
― Anthony T. Hincks

“The world's a huge thing; it is a great price for a small vice.”
― William Shakespeare, Othello

“No one can tell you how the world is - because the world is defined as you go.”
― Jolene Stockman, Total Blueprint for World Domination - Illustrated

“We are all on the same planet, but not in the same world.”
― Jolene Stockman, Total Blueprint for World Domination - Illustrated

“You can put your foot on the path to exactly what you want this second. When you open that book or go online today, you are carving out a direct link to your perfect world.”
― Jolene Stockman, Total Blueprint for World Domination - Illustrated

“We all have different dreams and different worlds we want to dominate. Your favorite food is someone else's phobia. Your dream job is someone else's worst nightmare. Your perfect world is unique to you.”
― Jolene Stockman, Total Blueprint for World Domination - Illustrated

“World domination means conquering the space around you, finding happiness in your everyday. Because there is no real world, just the one you create.”
― Jolene Stockman, Total Blueprint for World Domination - Illustrated

“As the red dragon flies over the pacific, cradles of yuan shall soften the fall of many when they seek shelter under the umbrella of friendship.”
― Anthony T. Hincks

“World domination is the ultimate white privilege.”
― Abhijit Naskar, Himalayan Sonneteer: 100 Sonnets of Unsubmission

“French is soon to be replaced by a new international language which will have all of Europe talking.”
― Anthony T. Hincks

“There is a concerted push by some international countries to rename France, 'Little China'.
Yes, it's set to be the new home of instant noodles.”
― Anthony T. Hincks

“I salute you from my grave,
For today you are king,
Ruler of a million lands,
Yet still, ruler of nothing!”
― Abhijit Naskar, Either Right or Human: 300 Limericks of Inclusion