Womaniser Quotes

“Saying a womaniser loves women is like saying a fighter ace loves his kills.”
― Wayne Gerard Trotman

“The Great Carouser by Stewart Stafford

The Great Carouser approaches,
His belly as stacked cheddar rolls,
Used as a springboard for lust,
And a battering ram for tavern doors.

Shrieks of terror and welcome,
Greet his arrival with ale demands,
Tankards clank and merriment begins,
Lewd ditties and jokes by the bar.

Balancing acts on tables,
With tongues held hostage,
By braggadocio squatters,
In an intoxicated stranglehold.

Slurred speech and equilibrium loss,
Signal festivities end for the gang,
Staggering out into the starlit street,
Partners on each arm for shady exertions.

Then waking as if mauled by a bear,
A quick drink and a greasy feast initiated,
For the strange girls snoring in his bed,
The Great Carouser has struck again.

© Stewart Stafford, 2022. All rights reserved.”
― Stewart Stafford

“I would rather be a womaniser than a sodomiser.”
― Habeeb Akande

“Women come and go. The wives stay.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, Yet Another New Land

“The one who said "YES" made a hasty decision. He continued to question other women”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, Yet Another New Land