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“No book worth its salt is meant to put you to sleep, it's meant to make you jump out of your bed in your underwear and run and beat the author's brains out.”
― Dancing Lessons for the Advanced in Age
― Dancing Lessons for the Advanced in Age
“You will treat my underwear with the reverence it deserves. Next time, you will stop and appreciate--hell, you'll marvel at the miracle of my ass clad in silk.”
― How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf
― How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf
“The mechanic had laid out two suits of their Martian-made light combat armour, a number of rifles and shotguns, and stacks of ammunition and explosives.
“What,” Holden said, “is all this?”
“You said to gear up for the drop.”
“I meant, like, underwear and toothbrushes.”
― Cibola Burn
“What,” Holden said, “is all this?”
“You said to gear up for the drop.”
“I meant, like, underwear and toothbrushes.”
― Cibola Burn
“Always wear pretty underwear, on account of you just never know.”
― The Sweet Potato Queens' Book of Love: A Fallen Southern Belle's Look at Love, Life, Men, Marriage, and Being Prepared
― The Sweet Potato Queens' Book of Love: A Fallen Southern Belle's Look at Love, Life, Men, Marriage, and Being Prepared
“I'll say it: I want to see an ugly woman as a spokeswoman for a women's network. Ugly men are out there all the time – look at Larry King, for God's sake. He looks like someone's talking underwear. Why not give America a spokeswoman who ain't much to look at but is competent as Hell? If accomplishments actually count for women, this ought to be a no-brainer.”
― Your Hate Mail Will Be Graded
― Your Hate Mail Will Be Graded
“I like dogs better than men and cats better than dogs and myself best of all, drunk in my underwear looking out the window.”
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“Alexis grabbed his arm. "Tom Jones? Wow, I totally love Tom Jones. He's like quintessential Vegas—over the top and indecent fun. Let me just go grab a pair of underwear to throw at him and we'll be all set."
Over his undead body. If anyone was getting her underwear tossed in his face, it was going to be him.
"I don't think so, Ball Buster. You're not giving your panties to an old man."
"Oh, and you're so young, Garlic?"
"Garlic?" What the hell was that?
"Yep. Now we have pet names for each other, isn't that adorable? You're Garlic and I'm Ball Buster. Now everyone will believe we're a real couple.”
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Over his undead body. If anyone was getting her underwear tossed in his face, it was going to be him.
"I don't think so, Ball Buster. You're not giving your panties to an old man."
"Oh, and you're so young, Garlic?"
"Garlic?" What the hell was that?
"Yep. Now we have pet names for each other, isn't that adorable? You're Garlic and I'm Ball Buster. Now everyone will believe we're a real couple.”
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“She had the underwear of a thirteen-year-old, as well, he thought. He glanced back at her. But the shoes of a courtesan.”
― The Unfortunate Miss Fortunes
― The Unfortunate Miss Fortunes
“Second," Frank said, "I want to reassure you that I'm alive and well." He patted his chest as if to prove it. "My fate is no longer tied to a piece of wood, which is nice. And if you would all please forget that you saw me in my underwear, I'd appreaciate it."
That got some laughs. Who knew Frank could be funny on purpouse?”
― The Tyrant’s Tomb
That got some laughs. Who knew Frank could be funny on purpouse?”
― The Tyrant’s Tomb
“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.”
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“Strapless bras? Well let's just say, I'm the kind of girl who likes things sufficiently strapped.”
― Cross My Heart and Hope to Spy
― Cross My Heart and Hope to Spy
“Fred is staying with his mother these holidays. She's living in London for six months, in Chelsea, studying Georgian underwear at the National Art Library. It's a thesis, not a fetish.”
― Six Impossible Things
― Six Impossible Things
“Chato visualised strangling her thin neck with the same underwear; tying it around her collar like a luscious red bow on a birthday present. Pesto gasped for air, her reptile like tongue sticking out, her face turning to a beautiful shade of onion pink as she choked on Chato’s kachcha. What a lovely contrast of that delicate pink against that gaudy red and green underwear. Poetry in motion, Chato thought, smiling. What an exquisite and intense way to die.”
― Cinnamon Bizarre : Collection of Short Stories
― Cinnamon Bizarre : Collection of Short Stories
“You just can't fly when you're wearing socks, and shoes, and coats, and pants, and underwear. Everything has to go.”
― Start Where You Are: A Guide to Compassionate Living
― Start Where You Are: A Guide to Compassionate Living
“my English teacher, Mrs. Harbor. She’s always going off on tangents. Sometimes I’ll zone out for a few minutes, and all of a sudden she’ll be talking about underwear in the eighteenth century or oppression in Africa or the way the sun looks rising over the Grand Canyon.”
― Before I Fall
― Before I Fall
“When you’re a young male, the penis is like a non-stop fountain of semen. Sometimes all you gotta do is look at it sideways and it goes off. Clouds go by a little too suggestively and puh-pow! Time for a fresh pair of underwear…”
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“Do you not know? No Sicilian will wear underwear for five months. It is just too hot. Oh, the day in September when you have to put on your underwear!”
― The Emperor Waltz
― The Emperor Waltz
“Sometimes I feel like I'm rescuing a drowning man, and I only have time to rise to the surface for one gasp of air before I go back down again. There is an exhilaration to it, a high born only partly of exhilaration, and I find myself almost frighteningly alive. There is nothing like calamity for refreshing the moment. Ironically, the last several years my life had begun to feel shapeless, like underwear with the elastic gone, the days down around my ankles. Now there is an intensity to the humblest things- buying paper towels, laundry detergent, dog food, keeping the household running in Rich's absence.”
― A Three Dog Life
― A Three Dog Life
“He wore very tight Inexpressibles, and very high and rigidly starched shirt-points, which made it hard for him to turn his head; and when he bowed a slight creaking betrayed that a swelling paunch was confined by stays.”
― The Reluctant Widow
― The Reluctant Widow
“Patriotism is like underwear, which comes in all different colors, shapes and sizes, which you cannot see but is very useful. Nationalism is like Superman's underwear which you show all the time and has no use.”
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“Declan got a tie. He applied ties to his person like most people applied underwear; he clearly didn't think himself decent to appear in public without one.”
― Mister Impossible
― Mister Impossible
“Is this weird?”
“Is it more or less weird than me manhandling your underwear?” he asked.
“We can’t use you manhandling my underwear as a gauge for our entire friendship.” His pillowy lips quirked.
“Is it more or less weird than you getting almost naked half a foot away without so much as a warning?”
― Plier
“Is it more or less weird than me manhandling your underwear?” he asked.
“We can’t use you manhandling my underwear as a gauge for our entire friendship.” His pillowy lips quirked.
“Is it more or less weird than you getting almost naked half a foot away without so much as a warning?”
― Plier
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