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Raisins Quotes

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Dorothy Parker
“This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it."

[Women Know Everything!]”
Dorothy Parker

Lemony Snicket
“Raisins are healthy, and they are inexpensive, and some people may even find them delicious. But they are rarely considered helpful.”
Lemony Snicket, The Miserable Mill

“As Luxenberg's work has only recently been published we must await its scholarly assessment before we can pass any judgements. But if his analysis is correct then suicide bombers, or rather prospective martyrs, would do well to abandon their culture of death, and instead concentrate on getting laid 72 times in this world, unless of course they would really prefer chilled or white raisins, according to their taste, in the next.”
Ibn Warraq

Jesse Jackson
“If there are occasions when my grape turned into a raisin and my joy bell lost its resonance, please forgive me. Charge it to my head and not to my heart.”
Jesse Jackson

Dana Bate
“I meet Heidi beside the loading area and grab a crate of oatmeal raisin cookies. Their sweet, toasty aroma makes my stomach growl. They are nearly five inches in diameter and packed with plump golden raisins and fat rolled oats, the perfect balance between crispy and chewy. Every bite is perfumed with vanilla and just a touch of cinnamon, and I can see why Rick sells out at every market.”
Dana Bate, A Second Bite at the Apple

GLEN NESBITT
“On accident, I stuff a pill bug into his mouth.
To this day, he refuses to eat food with raisins.”
GLEN NESBITT, BREAK OUT OF HEAVEN