Ninja Quotes

“Remind me," he paused, drawing in a stuttered gasp, "to never piss you off again. Christ, are you secretly a ninja?”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Obsidian

“I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

“You think Bernadette Maguire killed him?”
“Uh… no. She’s, like I said, she’s old.”
“Old people can kill people too.”
“I know, but…”
“She could be a ninja.”
“She’s not a ninja, for God’s sake. She’s somebody’s great grandmother.”
“I want you to think carefully about this, Kenny. Have you ever seen her with a sword?”
“What?”
“How about throwing stars?”
“This is ridiculous.”
“Have you ever seen her dressed up as a ninja? That would have been my first clue.”
The girl sucked in her cheeks so she wouldn't laugh out loud.”
― Derek Landy, Death Bringer

“I'm Kakashi Hatake. Things I like and things I hate… I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future… never really thought about it. As for my hobbies… I have lots of hobbies.”
― Masashi Kishimoto

“What are you doing?"
"Ya!" said Jane, whirling around, her hands held up menacingly.
It was Mr. Nobley with coat, hat, and cane, watching her with wide eyes. Jane took several quick (but oh so casual) steps away from Martin's window.
"Um, did I just say, 'Ya'?"
"You just said 'Ya,'" he confirmed. "If I am not mistaken, it was a battle cry, warning that you were about to attack me.
I, uh..." She stopped to laugh. "I wasn't aware until this precise and awkward moment that when startled in a startled in a strange place, my instincts would have me pretend to be a ninja.”
― Shannon Hale, Austenland

“n the world, those who break the rules are scum, but those who abandon their friends are worse than scum.”
― Uchiha Obito

“Are you going to change yet again, shift your position according to the questions that are put to you, and say that the objections are not really directed at the place from which you are speaking? Are you going to declare yet again that you have never been what you have been reproached with being? Are you already preparing the way out that will enable you in your next book to spring up somewhere else and declare as you're now doing: no, no, I'm not where you are lying in wait for me, but over here, laughing at you?'
'What, do you imagine that I would take so much trouble and so much pleasure in writing, do you think that I would keep so persistently to my task, if I were not preparing – with a rather shaky hand – a labyrinth into which I can venture, into which I can move my discourse... in which I can lose myself and appear at last to eyes that I will never have to meet again. I am no doubt not the only one who writes in order to have no face. Do not ask who I am and do not ask me to remain the same: leave it to our bureaucrats and our police to see that our papers are in order. At least spare us their morality when we write.”
― Michel Foucault, The Archaeology of Knowledge and The Discourse on Language

“The warrior learns of the spiritual realm by dwelling on the cutting edge of the sword, standing at the edge of the fire pit, venturing right up to the edge of starvation if necessary. Vibrant and intense living is the warrior's form of worship.”
― Stephen K. Hayes

“Ninjas don't wish upon a star, they throw them.”
― Jarius Raphel

“Achievement. Just another skill of a ninja.”
― Jarius Raphel

“To become a vampire, you must be bitten by one. To become a ninja, you first have to allow yourself to be one.”
― Jarius Raphel

“Unfortunately, religion often works to shrink and tame the very wild and mysterious forces that first drew our wonder. In the process of making the inexplicable safe for the masses, the possibilities for real illusion-piercing insight becomes reduced. One might say that they are only available to those who dare to ride the breaking crest of direct life-altering experience.”
― Stephen K. Hayes

“A master can teach many things. But the most important lesson for a ninja is to learn oneself.”
― Jarius Raphel

“Finding a master of the dark art of ninjutsu in modern westernized Japan seems as unlikely as finding an active practitioner of the magic of Merlin in contemporary industrialized England.”
― Stephen K. Hayes

“I’m a natural-born ninja saddled with the awkward grace of a drunk camel.”
― Tabi Card, Mersong

“True ninjas are always outnumbered, because they are individuals.”
― Jarius Raphel

“Later she would think about how he'd snuck up on her so silently. The man was on crutches - what was he, a ninja or something?”
― Sarah Mayberry, Burning Up

“The rat scuttles, the big cat creeps, the monkey dashes,
The bat glides, the white crane soars, the lizard darts,
And the owl hoots
In the middle of the night.”
― Sandy Fussell, Owl Ninja

“Ninjas are far more important to science than anyone realises. If we could capture one to study, I think most of science’s biggest puzzles might be resolved.”
― Jasper Fforde, The Woman Who Died a Lot

“Fighting is easy. Tranquility is hard.”
― Tori Eldridge, The Ninja Daughter

“Humans lose focus of the big picture when they’re drunken in the midst of their feelings. - Tojuro Hattori”
― Yuhki Kamatani

“Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use.”
― Will Advise, Nothing is here...

“When I walk my feet and knees pop. They always have. I could never be a ninja. I'm as stealthy as a strobe light at midnight, which of course is the universal sign for Buy One Duck, Get Twelve FREE. My neighbors love when I flash that deal outside their bedroom windows.”
― Jarod Kintz, Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

“No one knew what was wrong with me or what kind of sick joke my head was playing, but it felt like a ninja was chopping my heart.”
― Noob Loop, My Mistake: Pregnant by My Student as Told by Axel Knox

“If you are afraid of dying it just like being afraid fly because that's the only way a human being can fly”
― Telman Patricio Chincocolo

“Never become so attached to following the path that you cease to question whether you should still be on it.”
― Tori Eldridge, The Ninja Daughter

“Imagination is ruler of darkness, twisting and racking one’s mind until it succumbs to the will of the master.”
― H.C. Townes

“Lot of Black folks, we talk about bein’ invisible, you know—white people, they can look right through you, like you ain’t even there. I judo that shit, right? I make it work for me. I’m like a ninja, I vanish. Ali said float like a butterfly. One minute I’m there, the next, I ain’t. Ain’t nothing but burnt rubber and a little bit of Forever Red in the air.”
― S.A. Hunt, Burn the Dark

“What kind of spy network would the Shinobi be if we only accepted Japanese people? It would be easy to spot us anywhere.”
― Kenwa Sugihara, World War Ninja

“You stupid ni-”
― Tyler Blevins, Get Good: my ultimate guide to gaming