Midget Quotes (5 quotes)

“Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong men; a child, old men; an ignorant man, knowledgeable men; and for a dwarf to control giants.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, The Use and Misuse of Children

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“He who makes fun of a short and fat man’s weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his height.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

tags: chubby, corpulent, cruel, cruelty, deride, dwarf, exercise, fat, fatty, flab, flabby, fleshy, gym, heavyset, hope, joke, meaty, midget, mock, obese, obesity, overweight, paunchy, plump, portly, potbellied, potbelly, ridicule, short, tall, tease, weight, weight-loss

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“It takes me a while to drag him out, he's got himself stuck to the axle, and by the time I am done and stand over the body something strange has started to happen. The alley's filled with a half-dozen cats, runty little things with their ribs showing and their tails worn high like they're pointing to the moon. I stand there, breathing froth into the snowflakes and watch them gather round me, soft kitty paws, and now and then a patrol car rolls past in the distance. The cats are circling us, tails cocked at the moon, their muzzles bloodied by the tail lights' glow. They are vicious bastards, let me tell you: frost on their whiskers, eyes like cut glass, a half-dozen pairs, on me and the dead man. And then they start licking. Licking at the snow I mean, the blood in the snow, they lap it up like mother's milk. And all the while from their throats, from their whole bodies, there issues this sound, you hear it with your skin, it's like an engine running under your palm. That's when I realize they are purring, man, purring as they feed on the midget's death.”
― Dan Vyleta, Pavel & I

tags: cats, dead-body, midget

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“Yes, I'm sure [the princess] thinks daily of a delinquent midget apprentice growing up to claim her hand ahead of all the nobles and princes of the realm. What could any of them possibly give that you don't have, except titles, land, wealth and all that.”
― Jonathan Renshaw, Dawn of Wonder

tags: apprentice, claim, desire, dream, land, love, marry, midget, noble, prince, princess, realm, riches, think, wealth

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“Midget is kind of a long word. I wonder if it’s short for anything.”
― Jarod Kintz, Powdered Saxophone Music

tags: humor, midget, word, words

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