Gaffe Quotes

“I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.”
― George W. Bush

“I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”
― Arnold Schwarzenegger

“It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago”
― Dan Quayle

“When the President does it , that means that it is not illegal.”
― Richard M. Nixon

“I love California; I practically grew up in Phoenix.”
― Dan Quayle

“He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it—you can see it all over their faces.”
― Ron Atkinson

“Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs”
― Nancy Pelosi

“If Lincoln were alive today he'd be turning over in his grave.”
― Gerald R. Ford

“We've got to stand with our North Korean allies.”
― Sarah Palin

“I took the initiative in creating the Internet”
― Al Gore

“The Cuban Missile Crisis. It had to do with Cuba and missiles, I'm pretty sure.”
― Dana Perino

“The woman beside him was shivering, her arms clasped around herself, her knees drawn up. “Sorry,” he said. “The heater in the old whore takes a long time to warm up.” A second after he spoke, he remembered he was talking to a priest. “Oh, Jesus,” he said, caught himself, then blurted out, “Christ!” at his own stupidity before he could help it. He hung his head, laughing and groaning at the same time.

“You! Swearing in front of a priest!” She pointed her finger at his chest. “Drop and gimme twenty!” He stared at her, not sure he was hearing right. She smiled slowly, her eyes half-closing. “Gotcha.”
― Julia Spencer-Fleming, In the Bleak Midwinter

“I was the Willy Wonka of slip-ups”
― Jason June, Jay's Gay Agenda