This article is a transcript of the Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years episode "The Suit Suits You" from season 2, which aired on July 10, 2024.

• [The episode opens in a forest, where SpongeBob and Patrick are walking while wearing backpacks.]
• SpongeBob: What a day for a hike, eh, Patrick? The warm sun, the cool breeze, the soothing forest noises. [hears a grating sound and groans]
• Patrick: What? Did you say something?
• SpongeBob: [yelling at Patrick, blowing on his face skin] I said the soothing forest noises!
• Sandy: [grunting while struggling to walk as her suit makes grating noises]
• Patrick: [covering his ears]
• Sandy: Oh, whoa! [suit sputters, slumps]
• SpongeBob: Hey, Sandy, [points] is your suit okay?
• Patrick: It sounds like if toasters could scream.
• Sandy: I guess she is getting a little old and creaky. [moves arm, which creaks] Plus she has been acting up on me recently.
• [Flashback to Sandy holding a ball on a pole. She raises it, but then her suit makes her arms spin around rapidly.]
• Sandy: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! [gets launched into the air]
• Camper: Huh?
• Sandy: [yelling as she spins around to the camper] Whoa!
• Camper: [screams, gets hit by Sandy and falls on his face]
• [Cut to Sandy in the lunch line, where she gets randomly electrocuted. Her suit then makes her jump into the air and create an explosion.]
• Sandy: Sorry, everyone.
• [Cut to Sandy sitting with SpongeBob at a table, where SpongeBob is eating slop. An alarm goes off on Sandy's suit.]
• Sandy: Huh?
• Sandy's suit: Emergency mode activated.
• Sandy: [her suit instantly inflates, pushing SpongeBob away and making her float into the sky] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
• [End of flashback.]
• Sandy: Oh... [pats her suit] I just haven't had the heart to get rid of her. But I think it's time I got a new suit!
• All: [cheer and run away, with Sandy's suit barely letting her move]
• [Bubble transition to the Dinghy cabin.]
• Sandy: [rummaging through a chest] Mm-hmm. Found it. [holds up a magazine] Squirrel Science Monthly magazine. [opens up the magazine, then SpongeBob and Patrick appear]
• SpongeBob and Patrick: [mesmerized] Ooh.
• SpongeBob: [looking at suit in magazine] The Subaquatica Lux 5000.
• Sandy: [pointing at the magazine] That there's the fanciest, highest tech, most fashionable underwater squirrel suit ever made! [holds up a pencil] Time to order it!
• [Sandy runs outside to a mailbox and opens it. She puts her order in and closes the mailbox. SpongeBob and Patrick arrive.]
• Sandy: [humming before the mail truck arrives]
• Mailman: [takes the order and drives off, shooting a crate from the back, which crushes SpongeBob]
• Sandy: [takes off the "PULL" sticker on the crate as it opens up to reveal the new suit] Cool!
• [Close-up of the suit is shown, then SpongeBob touches it.]
• SpongeBob: Ooh, it's got that new suit smell. [sniffs, then sighs and jumps off]
• Sandy: I reckon I should try it on! [presses a button on her suit, which turns her into a drill that burrows her into her new suit, then sniffs] It does have that new suit smell.
• [Sandy's new suit sounds an alarm as it holds up a boombox to play music. It makes Sandy dance.]
• SpongeBob and Patrick: [oohing and ahhing]
• Sandy: [boombox retracts] Impressive. This suit fits better than slither on a snake.
• Patrick: And it doesn't sound like a blender full of rusty nails!
• Sandy: I love it! [picks up her old suit and drops it along the trash, then sighs and wipes her hands] C'mon, fellas! Let's take this new suit out for a test drive!
• SpongeBob and Patrick: Ahh!
• All: [laugh and run off]
• Sandy: [as her old suit watches them run off] This is so much better than my old suit!
• Sandy's old suit: [sighs]
• [Bubble transition to the the campers playing baseball with a dodgeball.]
• Larry: [pitches an extremely fast dodgeball, which knocks Bubble Bass away as well as Elwood's clothes]
• Bubble Bass: [screams as his glasses are left in the air]
• Elwood: [kicks in the air, then falls over]
• Bubble Bass: [still with the dodgeball in his face] You're out.
• Larry: [catches the dodgeball] All right. Who's next, bros?
• Sandy: [off-screen] I can reckon I can handle the heat. [walks to face Larry as she is seen]
• Crowd: [surprised clamor]
• Larry: [close-up of his face, laughs]
• Sandy: [close-up of her face]
• Larry: [tosses the dodgeball]
• Sandy: Time to activate home run mode! [she kicks the ball with her boot, sending Bubble Bass and Larry flying]
• Larry: Whoa! [pops out of view]
• Crowd: [cheering]
• Sandy: [as her suit grows hands as feet] Yeah! [her suit takes her away, then fireworks explode]
• Sandy's old suit: [takes the lid off a trash can, takes out and holds a bindle, and walks away]
• [Bubble transition to her walking in the kelp forest.]
• Snail: [meowing under a fallen tree]
• Sandy's old suit: [jumps to the snail and lifts the tree by cranking one of her arms, then tosses it]
• Snail: [meows, rubs against Sandy's old suit, purring as she pets him]
• Moose snail: [crying]
• Sandy's old suit: [runs to the moose snail to see a thorn stuck in its nose, and takes it out]
• Moose snail: Oh? [slithers off]
• Sea urchin: [approaches to Sandy while missing a thorn, clears throat, then raises its fist]
• Sandy's old suit: [picks up the urchin and puts its thorn back on like a screw]
• Sea urchin: [jumps up and down and off of Sandy's old suit's hand]
• [A whistle-like screech is heard, and Sandy's old suit grabs a vine and swings on it. A sea bear is roaring in front of a scared sea bunny. Sandy's old suit lets go of the vine next to them, separating the sea bear and sea bunny. A sandwich pops out of her and onto her hand, and she feeds the sea bear, making it turn away. Several animals approach Sandy's old suit and cheer, lifting her up. Bubble transition to everyone picking up Sandy holding a trophy and cheering.]
• All: [singing] ♪ For she's a jolly good squirrel, which nobody can deny. ♪ [they let Sandy onto the ground]
• Campers: Speech! Speech!
• Sandy: All right, all right, fellas. [clears her throat, then her suit tosses away her trophy]
• Sandy's new suit: New threat detected.
• Sandy: Huh?
• Sandy's new suit: Activating dealytosis mode.
• [Sandy's new suit opens up Sandy's mouth, squirts toothpaste in it, then brushes her teeth. The suit's arms make Sandy spit into a tiny cup.]
• Sandy's new suit: Spit.
• Sandy: [her suit goes back to normal] Well, that was weird. Now, as I was saying--
• Sandy's suit: [alarm goes off again] Cavity detected.
• Campers: Huh
• Sandy's suit: [four robot arms open her mouth and start drilling a tooth, making Sandy fall over and yell]
• SpongeBob and Patrick: Sandy!
• SpongeBob: Are you okay?
• Sandy: [sits up and groans, now having realistic white teeth]
• SpongeBob: Well, at least you don't need braces anymore.
• Sandy: [sighs]
• [Bubble transition to the animals still cheering and carrying Sandy's old suit.]
• Sandy's old suit: [let go to the ground and begins walking, making creaking sounds that disturb the animals]
• Jellyfish: [squirt jelly onto Sandy's old suit and fly away]
• Sea bunny: [puts his hand in his mouth to whistle, then a sea bear appears, grabs him, and licks him]
• Sea bear: Mm. [puts the sea bunny on a drill and makes it spin, cleaning Sandy's old suit]
• Sandy's old suit: [moves her limbs with no creaking]
• Sea bunny: [falls down and groans, disoriented]
• Jellyfish: [cheering as they put a toga onto Sandy's old suit]
• All: [cheer as Sandy's old suit beats her chest]
• [Bubble transition to SpongeBob and Patrick at a table, Squidward at an easel, and Sandy next to a log.]
• Sandy: Hmm.
• Patrick: Ah! [draws a face on his forehead with a black crayon, laughs]
• [Sandy's new suit alarm goes off, which expands a chainsaw in the back. It begins to cut the tree.]
• Sandy: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. [finishes carving a squirrel statue] Ah.
• Squidward: [tosses his art supplies away] Voila. [takes the painting off of its easel, which depicts him in a fancy suit while holding a rose and red cape] Another feast for the eyes, if I do say so myself.
• SpongeBob: [lying] Uh, real great, Mr. Tentacles.
• Patrick: It's so painty.
• Sandy: Uh, sure is... nice? [her helmet flashes the words "ART CRITIC MODE"] Art critic mode?
• Sandy's new suit: [scans the painting as the word "EYESORE" appears on it] Eyesore. [aims a laser at the painting]
• Sandy: Whoa!
• Squidward: [screams as the laser destroys his painting]
• Sandy's new suit: [aiming a cleaning spray at Patrick] Goofy.
• Patrick: [screams, then gets sprayed in the face and whimpers, then his face is taken off with a paper towel] Whoa! Hey, you erased my drawing!
• Sandy: [her suit makes her walk away] Sorry, fellas, I can't seem to get out of art critic mode!
• Sandy's new suit: [aiming a laser at a boulder] Rudimentary. [destroys the boulder]
• Sandy: Wow! Whoa! Whoa!
• Sandy's new suit: [cuts down a coral tree] Ugly. [walks up to a cabin] Unrefined.
• Sandy: Whoa!
• Sandy's new suit: [burns the cabin with a flamethrower, making Bubble Bass drop to the ground]
• Sandy: Whoa!
• Sandy's new suit: Pretentious. [flicks Bubble Bass away]
• Bubble Bass: [screams]
• Sandy: [walking in her suit as some campers run away] Help! Help, help, help, help, help!
• Sandy's new suit: [shooting lasers] Awkward. Plebian. Unsophisticated.
• SpongeBob: [chasing after Sandy with Patrick] We're coming, Sandy!
• [Fade to Sandy's old suit sitting in a wooden throne next to the animals as the jellyfish arrive to give her a battery on a place.]
• Sandy's old suit: [eats the battery, burps]
• Sandy: [off-screen] Help! Help, help, help!
• Sandy's old suit: [hears Sandy, looks around as the animals cheer, then swings away on a vine]
• Campers: [screaming and running around as the cabins are on fire]
• [The fire completely disintegrates a cabin in front of Sandy, whose suit is playing a boombox and holding a flamethrower. Sandy's suit uses a chainsaw to cut down the zipline platform.]
• Elwood: [grabbing onto a zip-line as the platform tips over] Whee!
• Sandy: [banging on her suit] Help! Help!
• SpongeBob: [arrives riding on Patrick while holding a coral sword] Sandy! We'll save you, Sandy!
• Sandy: [with excitement] SpongeBob! Patrick! [hyperventilates, then her suit extends an arm] Huh?
• [The arm breaks off a flagpole and holds it ahead of itself.]
• Sandy: [screaming]
• SpongeBob: [yelling and charging at the suit]
• Patrick: [yodeling, then the suit uses its flagpole to hit the sword into the air] Maybe we should've used a bigger branch.
• SpongeBob and Patrick: [get crushed by the suit's hammer multiple times]
• Sandy: [as her suit raises SpongeBob and Patrick as flags on the pole] Sorry, fellas. Really great try, though.
• SpongeBob and Patrick: [groan]
• Sandy: [her suit salutes the flag and walks away] Huh? Hey, wait! Somebody help!
• [Sandy's old suit lands on the ground.]
• Sandy: [her new suit turns around] Huh? My old suit?
• Sandy's old suit: [bangs fists, spins around, then gestures to fight]
• Sandy: [as her new suit runs to her old suit] Whoa, whoa! [whimpers as the suits clash and start punching and kicking each other, then her old suit is knocked away, then they continue fighting]
• [Sandy's old suit slaps her new suit repeatedly, making it launch away. Then they begin kicking each other, then the new suit spins the old suit around. The old suit is launched into the air, then lands on the ground, kicking up lots of dust.]
• Sandy: [coughing, then gets hit by her old suit] Ow! That's it! [her head gets spun around, then gets hit again and screams] Give it to me good! [her new suit's alarm goes off as she is shot into the air] Whoa! [lands on the ground, then the suit's alarm goes off again as she is turned around]
• [The new suit continues throwing punches at the old suit, then the new suit falls to the ground as it tries to swing at the old suit, which inflates and rises. The old suit lands a hit on the new suit, kicking up more dust. The new suit lies on the ground again.]
• Sandy: [groans]
• Sandy's new suit: [makes Sandy run away while it holds the hammer] Unacceptable.
• Sandy: Look out, suit!
• [Sandy's old suit gets out of the way and plays Whack-a-Mole with the new suit by moving between holes. The game moves gradually faster until the new suit falls over.]
• Sandy: Whoa! [her new suit chases after her old suit with a chainsaw, and chops down a coral tree that the old suit runs onto]
• [The old suit jumps off the coral tree as it falls over, which crushes Sandy in her new suit.]
• Sandy: [screams as her new suit comes out with two chainsaws, then aims and shoots three lasers at her suit, then trips over a rope held by two sea bunnies]
• Sea bunnies: [laughing]
• Sandy: Way to go, guys.
• [Sandy's suit grows six long legs to prop her up like an insect.]
• Sea bunnies: [scream and run away]
• Sandy: I'm sorry! Help!
• [Three jellyfish fly away and squirt a bunch of jelly onto the ground. Sandy's new suit slips on the jelly and falls several times.]
• Sandy: [screaming as her suit is pelted with sea urchins being thrown by a sea bear and her old suit] Wow, nice teamwork, guys. [gets kicked by her old suit and lands on a rock] Nice shot!
• Sandy's old suit: [kicks open the new suit's acorn badge, which reveals a circuit board heart; she takes it out and the suit turns off]
• Sandy: Oh, removing my suit's computer brain! Good thinkin'! [her suit's badge closes, then her suit armor falls off, gasps] You saved me! [hugs her old suit] And you're much more [her old suit pats her] sentient than I remember. [the animals approach] I never should've thrown you away. I missed you, you old suit. What do ya say, can I wear you again?
• Sandy's old suit: I am sorry, Sandy. That was all I ever wanted once. But things changed. I befriended these wild animals, and I learned the ways of the woods. I am queen of the forest now.
• Animals: [cheer]
• Sandy's old suit: My only wish is that we may part as friends.
• Sandy: If there's ever anything I can do for you, just let me know.
• Sandy's old suit: [puts her flower onto Sandy's new suit and walks away]
• SpongeBob: Sorry about your old suit running off like that, Sandy. But at least now things can get back to normal.
• Sandy: Yeah, you're right.
• Patrick: Hey, guys! [a crate opens up to reveal him in a new suit] Check out my new suit! [the suit's alarm goes off and expands several tools to use them]
• New suit: This camp is an eyesore!
• Patrick: [screams]
• Sandy: Well, normal enough for this camp, anyway.
• SpongeBob: [laughs as he and Sandy chase after Patrick]
• [The camera moves upwards.]
• Sandy's old suit: [screams like Tarzan as she swings a vine over the screen]