“	See that? Without all your smoke and mirrors, no one would stomach this garbage!	”
	— Eugene H. Krabs, "Selling Out"

Synthetic Krabby Patties are a type of Krabby Patty that were served at Krabby O'Monday's. They appear in the episode "Selling Out."

Description[]

They are very similar to normal Krabby Patties from the exterior, but upon biting into one, they are clearly spray-painted to look like Krabby Patties, and the food itself is raw, gray sludge from a "patty"-making machine.

Role in episode[]

They were made from gray sludge that comes out of a machine, heated and cooked in a furnace, and finally spray-painted to look like a regular Krabby Patty. Seeing the process sickens SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs, and eventually the latter reveals what is inside the patty to all of the Krabby O'Monday's customers. At first, the customers enjoy the patties, but as soon as they see what is inside, most of them flee the restaurant in disgust.

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Krusty Krab:	Krabby Patty • Jelly Patty • Salad • Seahorse radish • Ketchup • Mayonnaise • Mustard • Krusty Krab Pizza • Rusty on Rye • Monster Krabby Patty • Pretty Patty • Wow! Soup • Krabby Newburg • Tartar sauce • Kelp fries • Coral bits • Paper Patty • Spongy Patties • Supersized Patty • Nasty Patty • Foggy Patty • Krusty Dog • Secret Patty • King-Size Ultra Krabby Supreme • Krabby Patty creatures • Synthetic Krabby Patty • Cheese • Pickles • Patty (To Love a Patty) • Patty Pal • Sponge Sauce • Bobby Sauce • Double Triple Bossy Deluxe • Pipsqueak Patty • Krusty Chum • Hatty Patty • Secret Krabby Sauce • Krabby Pâté • Deluxe Krabby Patty • Executive Treatment • Aged Patty • Patty (Fear of a Krabby Patty) • Patty (Dream Hoppers) • Free Sample Krabby Patty • Giant Krabby Patty • Emergency Krabby Patties • Frozen Krabby Patty • Danger Patties • Night Patty • Great pacific garbage patch • Krusty Kid's Meal • Wordyburger
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