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If you were looking for the article about the product, then see Dr. Krabton's Miracle Everything Juice.

"Everything Juice" is a song sung by Mr. Krabs and Plankton in the episode "There Will Be Grease."

Lyrics[]

Mr. Krabs: Hey, there, mister, would you like to know
About a very special something
That makes all your problems go away?
Man: What is it?
Mr. Krabs: It's Everything Juice
Hey, there, madam, can I help you out
With those false teeth of yours
It must be very hard to shout hooray
For Everything Juice.
Slappy Laszlo: Can it make my voice sound much more creepy?
Mr. Krabs: Probably.
Girl: Will it fix the smell of my pet Kiki?
Mr. Krabs: Buy it and see!
Plankton: Indeed!
Hey, there, son, looks like you might need
To find some slickening solution
So your marbles can get up to speed today
Try Everything Juice!
Pardon me, but I see you chose
Not to trim that rather lengthy hair
Protruding from your nose but that's okay
With Everything Juice!
Woman: How much does it cost?
Mr. Krabs: Quite a lot!
Lady Upturn: I don't care, give me everything you've got.
Mr. Krabs and Plankton: Yes, my friends, this is the greatest stuff
It's a wonder, it's a miracle
You just can't have enough
So we say hey
Get some today
There's no excuse
Everyone needs Everything Juice!


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