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"Everything Juice" is a song sung by Mr. Krabs and Plankton in the episode "There Will Be Grease."
Lyrics[]
- Mr. Krabs: Hey, there, mister, would you like to know
- About a very special something
- That makes all your problems go away?
- Man: What is it?
- Mr. Krabs: It's Everything Juice
- Hey, there, madam, can I help you out
- With those false teeth of yours
- It must be very hard to shout hooray
- For Everything Juice.
- Slappy Laszlo: Can it make my voice sound much more creepy?
- Mr. Krabs: Probably.
- Girl: Will it fix the smell of my pet Kiki?
- Mr. Krabs: Buy it and see!
- Plankton: Indeed!
- Hey, there, son, looks like you might need
- To find some slickening solution
- So your marbles can get up to speed today
- Try Everything Juice!
- Pardon me, but I see you chose
- Not to trim that rather lengthy hair
- Protruding from your nose but that's okay
- With Everything Juice!
- Woman: How much does it cost?
- Mr. Krabs: Quite a lot!
- Lady Upturn: I don't care, give me everything you've got.
- Mr. Krabs and Plankton: Yes, my friends, this is the greatest stuff
- It's a wonder, it's a miracle
- You just can't have enough
- So we say hey
- Get some today
- There's no excuse
- Everyone needs Everything Juice!