[SECURITY CLEARANCE: INFRARED - CLEARED FOR ALL CITIZENS]
THE UNCOOPERATIVE BOARD GAME
Attention Citizen: Welcome to Alpha Complex, the perfect (and in no way dystopian) city run by the benevolent and infallible Computer!
A highly replayable game of sci-fi slapstick one-upmanship for 2-6 players, Paranoia: The Uncooperative Board Game will leave you and your friends in stitches - both figuratively and literally*!
(*Medical-grade stitches sold separately)
Prove your loyalty! Complete missions for The Computer - by sneaking, snitching and scheming - to earn the highest Clearance Level! Rest assured, your clone will absolutely not die in spectacularly horrible ways. In the unlikely event of their premature demise, your next clone will do better! Probably!
Remember: Other Troubleshooters are NOT your friends.
[THE COMPUTER IS YOUR FRIEND. TRUST THE COMPUTER.]
SIGN-UP IS MANDATORY
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