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Park Weekly Report

For July 9–15, 2045

[DATA CORRUPTED] ...calving has begun. Cow elk may be hostile during calving season. Do not approach within 25 yards of elk at this time.

Fire Security

Due to recent cool and damp weather, fire danger downgraded from MODERATE to LOW. No restrictions on campfires.

Robot Activity

Seven additional complaints were logged regarding the behavior of "Smokey" (Hestia-class firefighting robot) toward campers in the park. Despite being programmed to reflect current weather conditions, Smokey snuffed several campfires lit within designated fire rings while playing back the recorded message intended for conditions of SEVERE fire danger.

On Friday, Smokey did not return to the robot stowage shed at the time of park closure. Rangers located him near the North Entrance, dumping ice into designated swimming areas of the hot spring. Resisting all attempts at containment, he acted aggressively toward the rangers and was disabled with a hunting rifle by the Site Supervisor.

A Faro technician will arrive on Monday to evaluate Smokey.

--Milton Dalley, Park Ranger

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