Angela Allan is a character in the Grand Theft Auto series, who can be heard on the Just or Unjust show on WKTT Radio in Grand Theft Auto IV.
She is voiced by Pascale Armand.
History[]
Background[]
As of 2008, Angela had just been coming out of a year-long relationship with Lavar Davis. In this relationship, they had a child who Lavar claims isn't his.
Events of Grand Theft Auto IV[]
Around the time of Just or Unjust's broadcast on WKTT, Allan was suing Davis for $5000 to fix damages to her car which Lavar caused with a baseball bat.
Lavar immediately calls Angela crazy, which Judge Grady concludes "yeah, yeah, sounds like the truth to me" before banging his gavel. Angela butts in to ask to tell her side of the story, to which Judge Grady agrees, going on to ask her to sit on his lap while he strokes her back.
Angela states that she had been together with Lavar for over a year and that he had began acting crazy. She is interrupted by Judge Grady's groping, to which he tells her to shush as it is "part of the legal process".
Judge Grady moves back to Lavar, who states "we were together for a while, she was fine, she carries herself well, she's got big err-errs, if you know what I mean" to which Judge Grayd agrees that "she sure does, I'm feeling them right now". Lavar goes on to add that "she's evil, and a cheater" and that she had scratched his brand-new truck which he needed due to being an accountant. Judge Grady takes Lavar's side, saying that he is the kind of man who needs a new truck "to feel like a man again".
Angela states that Lavar sits outside her house at all times of the night, and that he is there in the morning watching her. When she goes to the store, Lavar is watching her "through the Sprunk bottles on aisle 7". Lavar immediately refutes this, telling the judge "I'm not a stalker, Your Honor, after my last conviction I'm just trying to get some information." When asked by the judge what information he is looking for, Lavar states that he wants to know "who she's screwing so I can kill him." Angela tells Judge Grady that because of this, Lavar is psychotic, before being groped once more.
Going on further with his story, Lavar states that he was really mad about his truck, so he went to his quiet place after his yoga class, meditated, then "kind of accidentally beat all of the window out of her car with a baseball bat, pee'd in the front seat, slashed the tires and took a dump in the air filter." Judge Grady loves this, laughing specifically at Lavar taking a dump in the air filter, as Lavar goes on to add that "every time she turns on the air conditioner, her car smells like my shit." Judge Grady tells Angela that this is why she is the "undisputed weaker sex and we are humiliating you on the radio. Name on woman wrestler who's any good. Name the first woman on the moon. Ah, trick question. Name one woman pro football player. How many women wrote Shakespeare's plays. Answer me, you can't."
After being asked if she deserved all this, Angela states that "he owes me. He's got a good child and I had his child." Turning the conversation to Lavar, Judge Grady asks if they had a child, to which Lavar comments "we did, but I tried to do the right thing and push it down the stairs, like you recommended on one of your shows, but she had it anyway, and then I tried to sell it on the internet." Judge Grady calls this a "good deal", before moving back to Angela, who adds "he acts like he isn't the father, I had to do everything on my own, I didn't sleep for six months." On this, Judge Grady calls Angela a "terrible mother", saying he can tell just by listening to her.
Lavar goes on to add that "when I met her I was 24, she said she was 23 but was really 13." Angela refutes this, saying that she told Lavar that she was 13 as soon as they met, to which Lavar simply replies "well they sound alike". She says that Lavar told her it was okay because he was "from South Carolina".
Upon asking "how do I know it's my baby anyway", Judge Grady tells Lavar that a DNA test says so, to which Lavar adds "what is DNA, I've never seen it, and I'm an accountant. How are you going to believe in something you can't see? I can't see the wind". Judge Grady laps this up, saying "I ain't never seen DNA, or a stem cell, or a law degree for that matter." He then returns to his quarters to make judgement, taking Angela with him.
Judge Grady returns, asking the studio audience what game the plaintiff and defendant should play, to which they choose the gladiator cage. A lion in the cage immediately kills Angela Allan, biting off her arm, before turning on Lavar, killing him too. Judge Grady tell the studio audience that after the lion is done, they can eat what's left. A member of the audience later states that human meat does indeed taste like chicken.