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404 pages, Paperback
First published January 5, 2012
“I launched into a graceful ninja-like front roll, then stood my ground to face the monstrous heathen, fearless in my determination to vanquish the deadly foe.
Nah, just kidding. I bolted, discretion being the better part of not getting dead.”
What I thought I will get from reading this:
-paranormal girl who in insecure because she has lived alone all her life or has a bad family
-instalove in the first person she sees
-he will try to push her away because he is bad for her
-she will be saved in the end by the person she loves
(like every other paranormal YA nowdays)
What I really got from reading this:
-a great bad-ass main character who's strong and funny and one of my favorite characters of all time
-HILARITY(this is one of the funniest books I have ever read)
-solid romance
-a great story
-again hilarity(you have to read it to understand)
“We are killers,” Matthias said.
Bad news.
“Not girls. We don’t kill girls.”
Good news.
“She’s no girl.”
Insulting news?
“What? Of course she’s a girl.”
“Want me to check?”
“Shut up, Blake,” the rest of them chorused.”
Demons at Deadnight is a paranormal YA who is written by some of my favorite authors of all time,and some of good friends here.It's a story worth reading.And it has everything,and I was really excited to read this because,according to the authors,I am officially a part of the Hex Boys(applauding for myself*).
“I reached for something to break my fall. The ground obliged.”
The characters are awesome.The main character is mind blowing.And believe me,this book got me laughing out loud.It is so funny,like Jimmy Fallon+Ellen+Kimmel funny.Seriously,you have to read it to understand:)
“Want some ice cream?"
His head bumped the frame. "Ouch! What?" His voice was back to normal. He turned around. "Don't offer me ice cream. I just broke into your room and threatened you.”
I highly recommend it.If you are in a good time for a solid paranormal YA,this is the best choice!
“Bad things happen and somehow the Hex Boys are always nearby.”
“The monstrous body heaved for a powerful flap,ready to propel us high in the air and me to my doom.It would probably strip my flesh while giving me vocabulary lessons.I'd be dead but smarter.How's that for glass half full?”
“I couldn't wrap my mind around all the weird.Demons trying to kill me,old friends re-surfacing as demon drug lords,a winged woman with cryptic messages,I glow,and now I superheal?”
“Since when does Ayden get to save the girl?”Gigantor said.“That's my job.”
The Albino smirked.“Since when have you ever saved a girl?”
“It hasn't come up before,but clearly it would be my job.I'm the hunky one.”
“Her dad’s coming,” she said, voice shrill.
“What?” we all said in unison.
Tristan, Ayden and the fairy looked at me and said, “What?”
“What?” I repeated, panicked and irritated at my lack of control in responding to a fairy I wasn’t supposed to see or hear.
“What?” came their reply.
“What?” I continued the theme of repetition because I lacked any form of explanation.
Ayden held up a hand for silence. “Why are you ‘whatting’?”
“What?”
The hand again. “Okay, stop that,” Ayden said.”
Something darted out from my left, ground level. I swerved right, nearly falling, but kept going. I glanced back. A dog, one of those tiny, foo-foo things, scampered out on stubby legs, planted its feet, and started barking skyward. The demon diverted its sights from me and swooped down on the yappy mutt.
Dogs aren’t my thing.
I hate dogs.
And if this one was dumb enough to sacrifice itself for me, hallelujah. I kept running.
After I reversed course.
Stupid dog.
I launched into a graceful ninja-like front roll, then stood my ground to face the monstrous heathen, fearless in my determination to vanquish the deadly foe.
Nah, just kidding. I bolted, discretion being the better part of not getting dead.
“Clyde, she said it’s fine. What? Really?” Mom huffed. “Your dad wants to know if ‘fine’ is code for ‘please come home, I’m being held hostage by hormonal maniacs.’” Pause. “And if said hormonal maniacs are listening he wants them to know he will cut off vital body parts and watch them bleed out a slow and torturous death then bury said body parts on different continents throughout the world so he will never be brought to justice and will revel in their excruciating demise for the rest of his life because they had the nerve to cause his daughter any discomfort whatsoever.”
I grinned. “Mom, Dad didn’t say that.”
“I may have ad-libbed that last part. But he did ask about the hormonal maniacs.”
A rap on my window. I cringed. With a smirk, Luna pushed the curtains aside.
She waved and opened the window.
“Hey, Tristan.”
“Hey, Luna. What’s up?”
“Just blackmailing my sister.”
“Good for you.”
“Mom, they could be mutant zombie serial killers by now,” Lucian warned.
“Enough with the mutant zombies. No more video games for you.”
“Fine. Can I talk about boobs?”
“We are killers,” Matthias said.
Bad news.
“Not girls. We don’t kill girls.”
Good news.
“She’s no girl.”
Insulting news?
“What? Of course she’s a girl.”
“Want me to check?”
“Shut up, Blake,” the rest of them chorused.”
“Want some ice cream?”
His head bumped the frame. “Ouch! What?” His voice was back to normal.
He turned around. “Don’t offer me ice cream. I just broke into your room and
threatened you.”
Logan rummaged through the cupboards. “Where’s the chocolate?
Girls like chocolate when they’re upset.”
“Yes. Very good.” Jayden nodded. “But not identical. Fraternal. We developed from two distinct eggs. Identical twins develop from the splitting of one egg and—”
“I know,” I said. “I’ve got a pair.”
“Of eggs?” Jayden said.
Ayden closed his eyes. I would’ve needed the Heimlich maneuver if I’d been eating.
“No.” I shook my head. “No, I—”
“Because you’ve got far more than two,” Jayden said in a lecturing tone. “In
fact, girls are born with approximately two million eggs patiently awaiting puberty to—”
“Ooookay.” Ayden slung an arm around Jayden and gave him a rough squeeze. “Why don’t you leave something for Sex Ed class, huh?”
“Blake, it’s not—” Ayden rubbed his eyes. “And that has nothing to do—”
“I could get a book,” Jayden brightened.
“Seduction course?” I said. “I’m sure I didn’t see that one on the high school
curriculum.” But it would certainly explain a few things.
“It’s not—” Ayden took a calming breath. “It’s one of the Mandatum’s psychology courses. The Art of Persuasion.” Ayden gritted a tight smile
at Blake. “And calling it anything else is what got you kicked out of the class.”
Matthias and I exchanged disgusted looks.
“Over my dead body,” I said.
Matthias slithered a smile. “Then I’m in.”
“What do your parents do? Do they travel a lot"
My brow wrinkled. “No, they don’t.” I was tired of the interrogation. “Do yours?”
He blinked. “What?”
“Do your parents travel a lot? Are they still married? How many in your family? How old are you? What classes do you have? Boxers or briefs? What’s
your GPA? Do you always go around knocking strange girls off their feet and then hammering them with a barrage of personal questions?” I finished with a cocky smirk.
Tristan hid a grin behind his fist. Mr. Exotic leveled me a steady stare, a sly smile gaining momentum. “Do you always end up straddling the guys who do?” Tristan choked. My smile froze.
Crap.
“And as for the boxers or briefs.” One hand went to his belt buckle. “I’d be happy to…”
The story was told in Aurora Lahey's POV and it started in an intriguing way. There weren't many descriptions about settings, people, or anything special in the first few pages; instead, Aurora jumped into chaos and brought the readers with her. Best part was that she met her Prince Charming Hex Knight, Ayden Ishida, really soon after that. Plus, like I mentioned before, I literally choked on my own laughter from the first chapter. It was awesomely funny!
Aurora, a seventeen-year-old, red-headed, blue-eyed girl, had some superpower that she didn't even know before those demons were chasing after her. In short, she then teamed up with the Hex Boys, 6 of them altogether and prepared to fight against the Kalifera(the most formidable demon). Of course, she wasn't ready yet; that explained why she was attacked ALL THE TIME throughout this book. Anyway, let's talk about the Hex Boys. There were Ayden & Jayden(gorgeous twins), Logan(a shy albino), Blake(someone had a huge crush on Aurora who loved to play hero and dreamt about saving girls), Tristan(Aurora's handsome neighbor and enjoyed sneaking into her bedroom at night, lol), and Matthias(a stone cold, emotionless "Aussie" who only drank chocolate milk "Milo"). Aside from them, Aurora had a wonderful family and they played a big part in this story as well. Honestly, I love the characters more than its plot.
As for the plot, I personally think there was something missing all the time. At first, the sudden attack of Aurora's made me feel excited and couldn't wait to see how she got out of the mess. However, it seemed like she'd always got rescued by someone or something and didn't use her own fighting skills(as she claimed she had some experiences, I hope she wasn't joking about that) or her supernatural power to defeat her enemy. Maybe because I was currently biased(as you know, I just finished reading the super fast-paced, action-packed Throne of Glass series), Aurora just wasn't the kind of heroine that impressed me.
Moreover, she was extremely stubborn! She wouldn't listen to whatever the Hex Boys told her to keep herself safe and brought more trouble for them. AND that's not what annoyed me most! Sometimes the banters between those teenage boys and Aurora were very cute, hilarious, and...brainless, but not wherever, or whenever was a good place/time for kidding. The story lacked its tension and the atmosphere of anxiety because of those not-so-funny conversations. At that time, the supposed-to-be-nervous moments turned out to be super ridiculous and childish.
In my opinion, the twists in the plot were way too predictable and bland. The settings were fine. And the depictions of either the characters' movements or simple events could be more creative and vivid. It was just an ordinary story for me. Even a little bit...meh.
Although the plot was quite weak, the ending was rather interesting. It ended just a bit abruptly, leaving us a hint of cliffhanger and propelled us to read the next book. I know it sounds contradictive, but that's what I feel after reading the last part of this one. All I hope is that the story can be more action-packed and Aurora can finally control her special power at will.
"Ironic, is it not, that the great Divinicus Nex cowers in fear from that which should be her fated prey? A decidedly diametric circumstance."
What? It's irritating when the monster hunting you has a better vocabulary than your own. Maybe it could do my eulogy?
"I harbor no trepidation but that you remain alive. And my immutable predilection is to deliver your corpse in a profusion of pieces." Then that laugh.
I couldn't comprehend much of what it said, but overall, I wasn't getting a warm, fuzzy vibe.
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"Aurora!" Dad came running out.
"Over here."
"We're going to head home." Dad leaned against a post at the bottom of the steps. "Hey, guys, what're you talking about?"
I smiled. "Just... girl stuff."
"Tampons," Blake blurted.
My jaw dropped. Dad's eyes went wide. "Well, that's...very..uh..." He backed a few steps. Glanced over his shoulder. "I'll just...um...Gemma!" And he was sprinting toward the building.
"Blake!" we all snapped.
"Sorry, I panicked."
"Aurora," Ayden said. "You'd better--before your mom--"
"Yep." I raced down the steps. "Dad, he was kidding!"
I launched into a graceful ninja-like front roll, then stood my ground to face the monstrous heathen, fearless in my determination to vanquish the deadly foe.
Nah, just kidding. I bolted, discretion being the better part of not getting dead.