User:Delicious carbuncle/Poetry is always wrong

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This page in a nutshell: When tempers are high Choosing rhyme over reason Doesn't help matters.

Poetry is always wrong,

Talk pages are not for rhymes or riddles,
or sonnets or bonnets,
or couplets or tuplets,
or curses or verses,
of dark, lonely hearses,
which roll home empty at the end of the day.

You might as well laugh in the face of your opponents.