General

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This user is a modern follower of Bushido. 
  This user practices Jeet Kune Do.
 
NEen This user speaks with a New England Accent.
 This user lives in New England.
  This user is a carnivore.
H2OThis user is H2O intolerant. Achoo!
 This user enjoys ice cold Jägermeister
DuffThis user drinks Duff Beer.
 This user has never encountered a style of beer they don't like.
 This user eats at SUBWAY and eats fresh.
  This user likes to frequent any local coffeehouse except Starbucks.
 This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!
 This user wants to see uniform userbox sizes and shapes.

Sports

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RRRoyal Rooters of the Third Base Saloon. Where you don't pay to be a citizen, you're born into it.
BOSThis user is a fan of the
Boston Red Sox
NEThis user is a fan of the
New England Patriots.
BOSThis user is a fan of the
Boston Celtics.
BOSThis user is a fan of the
Boston Bruins.
NEThis user is a fan of the
New England Revolution
 This user is a member of the
Boston Bruins task force.
 This user plays ice hockey.
 This user employs
mixed martial arts.
MLB This user is a Major League Baseball fan.
7 This user has been to
7 Major League Baseball stadiums.
UNH This user is a fan of the
New Hampshire Wildcats.

Films

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Pulp FictionThis user knows that in France, they call a Quarter Pounder a Royale With Cheese because of the metric system.
PULPThis user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.
 This user accepts the alias Pink.
  This user doesn’t expect you to talk. This user expects you to die!!
 This user needs two more kills to qualify for Double-0 status.
 This user has already had a quantum of solace..
 This user always respects
the Departed.
  This user's got a case of the Mondays.
Sin CityThis user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you can find anything...
 This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.
Mike This user's favorite Ninja Turtle is Michelangelo.
 This user is a fan of Quentin Tarantino's films.
 This user has been to Casino Royale.
 YYYEEEESSSS!!
This user is INVINCIBLE!!
 This user is an Indiana Jones fan.
TABak user derka derka derka!
  This user loves Halloween - the night he came home.
  This user knows a great camping spot.
  Whatever they do, this user won't fall asleep.
 Fear does not exist in this user's dōjo!
TDKThis user wants to know, "Why so serious?"

Video Games

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 For this user, the Sega Saturn
was definitely not ill-fated!
  This user still enjoys his/her Game Gear, and still thinks that it was better than the Game Boy.
Diff NoneThis user watches recorded game-sessions.
!This user plays the Metal Gear series.
! This user knows there's only room for one Snake and one Big Boss
Coming Soon! This user can't wait for Metal Gear Solid 4.
 This user thinks the best Smash Bros. character is Solid Snake.
VFThis user plays the Virtua Fighter series.


 This user still enjoys the
Nintendo 64.
 
This user once loved Grand Theft Auto.
Mario
Kart
This user knows that Rainbow Road is always the last track.
PSxThis user is a fan of Sony PlayStation console series hardware and software.
 This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.
+This user enjoys playing retro games.   
+ (Nintendo)
This user still enjoys the Nintendo Entertainment System.
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  This user plays Guitar Hero on expert.
MGSThis user loves the Metal Gear Solid series.

TV Shows

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GEThis user watches Good Eats.
 This user enjoys watching The Real Ghostbusters
FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.
 This user likes to watch
Adult Swim.
ATHFThis user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G.
 Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
This user ain't right!
D'oh!This user knows Lenny=White and Carl=Black.
  This user loves Cartman.
This user secretly wants to be the Green Power Ranger.
B:TASThis user is a fan of Batman: The Animated Series.
AThis user is zany to the max!
PEE-WEEThis user said the Secret Word.

Misc.

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 This user is a subscriber to Sirius Satellite Radio.
 This user is a fan of The Howard Stern Show.
  This user eats food.
 Beer respects me.
 This user drinks so much milk, their bones can cut diamonds.
 Fact: There are no steroids in baseball. Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
 This user has no idea who Mr Ducky is, but wanted to join in the fun.
This user is a NINJA!

What Ninja? I don't see a...
*SCHHING!* AAH!
AYBThis user knows that
"all your base are belong to us."
Mike&
MIKE
This user knows
real sports fans don't listen to
Mike and Mike in the Morning.