I would like to treat you with a profile made entirely out of userboxes. I will try to describe myself the best way I know how without actually telling you, if that makes sense...? At the moment I don't feel like organizing these in any certain way. Instead I'll put the hard work into editing.

This user is a male.
NameThis user wants their name to be confidential.XXX
sibs-0This user is an only child on their mother's side.
This user is heterosexual.
GOPThis user is Republican.


This user supported Senator John McCain for President in 2008.
This user drives a Jaguar.
STL This user is a fan of the
St. Louis Cardinals
Cubs This user is upset hell froze over. That probably happened since the Chicago Cubs won the 2016 World Series and end the Curse of the Billy Goat.
This user is a member of WikiProject St. Louis Cardinals.
Ball This user believes GOD saves everyone - including YOU!
LuThis user is a confirmed Lutheran
This user's favorite ice cream flavor is mint chocolate chip.
SoE-2This here user has an intermediate understandin' of Southern American English, occasionally using "y'all" and at times even a "ain't".
en-GB
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This user has a near-native understanding of British English.
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ORLThis user is a fan of the
Orlando Magic.
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IntS-2This uxor's Internet slang is k, but TBH, they're still mostly a lurker.
LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.
This user is of British and German ancestry.
This user plays basketball.
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This user is a high school student.
UF  This user is a Gator.
This user is near sighted.
This user is interested in history.
This user is interested in World War II.
This user is interested in Ancient Rome.
This user is addicted to Presidents.
This user believes that the 111th United States Congress was the worst ever.
IraqThis user believes that there is still a cause in Iraq.
This user supports the troops.
MaddenThis user believes in the Madden Curse.
RAPThis user enjoys Rap and Hip Hop music.
This user likes most types of music.
Why would anyone eat a peep?
??This user doesn't know how to organize their userboxes.
The Far SideThis user reads The Far Side.
This user enjoys rock music.
This user likes alternative rock.
This user has visited 24 of the 50 U.S. states and the District of Columbia.24
This user is an advanced mathematician.
This user prefers Coca-Cola over Pepsi.
This user prefers satellite television over cable television.
This user is interested in the
Middle Ages
This user is for the Euro, but not for use in the United Kingdom.
This user enjoys photography.
Cannabis prohibited signThis user is drug-free.
ubxThis user uses userboxes.
"No smoking" sign with text This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.
This user is an omnivore.
This user is interested in politics.
MThis user is a muggle.
R This user is a Ravenclaw.
This user loves the Winter.
ft-lbThis user uses American Measurements.
This user eats raspberries.
This user enjoys films.
ND This user caught you a delicious bass.
This user eats salad.
This user loves spaghetti.
This user is an Indiana Jones fan.
This user is a waffle eater.
"Surely this user can't be serious?"
This user demands a shrubbery! Ni!
This user prefers red grapes over green grapes.
This user actually liked The Phantom Menace.
G This user's favourite colour is red.
OThis user is a fan of Observational comedy.
SThis user is a fan of surreal comedy.
This user is a Monty Python fan.
CTThis user alternates between artificial and real Christmas trees
This user is a chocoholic.
ScorpioThis user is a Scorpio.
This user does not hug trees.
This user loves
Chinese cuisine.
This user loves
The Beatles.
This user prefers pepperoni pizza.
This user has satellite television provided by DirecTV.
This user believes that life begins at conception
This user eats quesadillas.
ubx-4This user is an expert userbox user.
This user is learning how to ski or snowboard.
This user eats apples.
This user loves using Google Earth.
Eagle Nebula This user is interested in astronomy.
This user loves eating carrots.
This user is a subscriber to XM Satellite Radio.
This user eats steak.
C2H5OH-1This user drinks relatively infrequently. they are probably the better for it.
This user enjoys chess.
FNCThis user watches and supports FOX News Channel.
This user always celebrates with a glass of Champagne
abcThis user may be a teenager, but they love vinyl records.
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