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 This user does not eat fish. Ever.
  This user is a carnivore.
 This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.
 This user is a chocoholic.
 This user prefers pepperoni pizza.
 This user prefers
New York pizza
 
 This user has been known to eat a hot dog on occasion.
 This user loves Hot Dogs in all their varieties.
 This user eats sufficient quantities of Hot Dogs to positively qualify as an Honorary Hot Dog in their own right.
 In this user's version of fine cuisine there are two sauces: ketchup and mustard. 
 This user loves to eat fries, or chips.
 This user loves to eat pizza.
 This user enjoys muffins.
 This user loves pancakes.
 This user loves hamburgers.
  This user eats sushi.
 This user loves brownies.
  This user prefers white chocolate
 This user drinks Coca-Cola
 This user prefers Coca-Cola over Pepsi.
 This user eats at McDonald's.
  This user uses
Windows Live Messenger.
  This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia.
 This user has a channel on YouTube.
 This user plays Diplomacy.
  This user likes playing as Austria in Diplomacy.
 This user plays the flute.
 This user plays the guitar.
song-2This user likes the song "Riders on the Storm" by The Doors.
RAPThis user enjoys Rap and Hip Hop music.
RUN DMCThis user enjoys rap music and
hip hop culture.
 This user knows that Christian rock doesn't make Christianity any better, but makes rock and roll worse.  
 This user enjoys psychedelic rock.
AfroThis user is an African American who loves to rock and rock hard!Punk
 This user enjoys rock music.
 This user likes grunge music.
 This user enjoys heavy metal music.
 This user enjoys hip hop music.
 This user is tired of reggaetón.
 This user enjoys R&B and soul music.
 This user enjoys indie rock.
 This user likes alternative rock.
80sThis user rocks out to totally rad 80s new wave music.
 This user likes disco music.
  This user listens to music when editing Wikipedia.
 This User LOVES Parakeets.
  This user is a car enthusiast.
Driver's
license
This user has a driver's license.
 This user has an interest in Ford Mustangs.
  This user is interested in Hummers.
  This user would like to own a Rolls-Royce Phantom Drophead Coupé.
  This user owns or wants to own a BMW M3.
=DThis user thinks Star Wars is the cause of World War 1.
BThis user is a fan of black or dark comedy.
OThis user is a fan of Observational comedy.
SUThis user is a fan of Stand-up comedy.
 This user is a Monty Python fan.
БОРАТThis user is a fan of Borat.
 The user is a SUPER FAN of
Mr. Bean.
 This user has been stealing their neighbor's wireless Internet connection, but now they have their own Wi-Fi router. Now this user knows that they have to protect their router to avoid paying big bills because of their neighbors.
 This user still remembers these.
  This user owns a nice black iPod
 This user's mobile phone and data services provider is Vodafone.
 This user thinks Sudoku is too hard.
 This user is interested in the History of Portugal.
 This user is interested in the history of the Cold War. 
 This user is proud to be a United States citizen.
 This user lives in or is from the
United States Commonwealth of Massachusetts.
 This user lives in or comes
from Boston.
band-3This user likes [[Nirvana]].
fan-3This user loves [[Kurt Cobain]].
song-3This user's favorite song is "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana.
60sThis user is a fan of Sixties music.
 This user believes that mankind cannot progress unless
Country Music is eliminated.
WMPThis user contributes while using Windows Media Player.
 This user loves vinyl records.
 This user wants to be signed on G-Unit Records
SelloutThis user watches the Super Bowl for the ads.
 This user is a skater.
 This user plays association football.