Hello, I am a business consultant, I just started editing Wikipedia, although I have been using the site for a long time. I am originally from New York, but currently work and live in Jersey.
Pro's to being a business consultant
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- No one knows what you do when you tell them your a consultant.
- I am hired because of my B.A. in B.S.
- Free advice costs nothing until you act on it
- If you consult enough experts, you can confirm any opinion.
Con's to being a business consultant
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- Hiring consultants to conduct studies can be an excellent means of turning problems into gold, your problems into their gold.
- Always listen to experts. They'll tell what can't be done and why. Then do it.
- Haha to bad im the expert......
- It takes two things to be a consultant - grey hair and hemorrhoids. The grey hair makes you look distinguished and the hemorrhoids make you look concerned.
- After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done.
Userboxes...for the user
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+ | This user, like every other sane person, wants to be paid more. |