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This is me π―
Haha, feel you on that one π
"how to kill a daemon"
βDelete table from snowflakeβ
This is the best meme I've seen on DEV π
current status
Let's start with an awful AI-generated meme
Even the syntax is incorrect. That's an anonymous function (arrow function) symbol, not a greater-than or equal to >= symbol. π
Everyone who upvoted this will have their Official Developer Card revoked!
You are on double-secret probation!!
...faster than zig? Damn, that's a lot of confidence, considering the language isn't even as polished as it intends to be π€
Faster than nocode?
Assembly?
True tales of horror from my own youthful past:
Same as above, except with "DELETE"
... in client's production.
I'm better for it, but could have done without it.
Eh, itβs a rite of passageβ¦youβre not really a dev until you break something important at the worst possible timeβ¦
Or so Iβm toldβ¦ π
Rollback
"we didn't just delete the entire user accounts table on mainnet did we?"
"rollback"
"it's blockchain, there's no rollback - it's live on mainnet for everyone to see, forever."
Why is this one so accurate? π