wench

Was Gutenberg really in love with a wench named Helvetica, like in the show?

Until 2018, the Pirates of the Caribbean ride featured an auction block with women for sale under the sign: “Auction, take a wench for a bride.”

So while Landor quiets his demons in the arms of a tavern wench, it’s left to Poe to amuse us.

As BoingBoing notes, words that have been removed as solutions include “fibre,” “pupal,” “slave,” and “wench.”

It isn’t really fair to be an unpleasant wench all the time, just because I’m mad that I didn’t spend enough time writing, so … yeah, that poem.