The Mating of Michael Quotes

“My mom told me once—relationships end until the one that doesn’t. So you can’t be sad, really. Because if the wrong ones didn’t end, you wouldn’t be available when the right one came along.”
― Eli Easton, The Mating of Michael

“When you first approached me, all I could think was that life didn't work that way. The most beautiful boy in the universe doesn't come knocking on the grisly recluse's door. If I wrote that plot, I'd be laughed off Goodreads.”
― Eli Easton, The Mating of Michael

“Michael looked embarrassed. “No, I don’t really… I mean in real life, I don’t do that. I read BDSM once in a while, but honestly, I prefer the sweeter romances.”
“Sure. I believe you. Bondage Ben.”
“Stop it.” Michael laughed.
“Cracky McCracken.” James flicked an invisible whip.
“I am not! I’m more like Nick Normal.”
“Nipple Clamp Ned.”
“Vince Vanilla.”
James gave him a dubious look and snorted. “I doubt that very much.”
Michael shrugged with an evil little smile. “Well, maybe not entirely vanilla.”
― Eli Easton, The Mating of Michael

“Michael scrambled around again and kissed James’s lips and cheeks in brief, silly pecks.
“Breakfast?”
“You offering or ordering?” James grumbled.
“I’m offering to cook if you’re offering up the groceries. Do you have eggs?”
“No, I have sperm. What the hell do they teach you in school these days?”
Michael giggled. “Chicken eggs, wise ass. In your refrigerator.”
― Eli Easton, The Mating of Michael

“I really, really like him. I mean, I like him more than it makes any sense to... Like my heart has already signed the contract and picked up the keys even though my brain is still going 'wait... what?”
― Eli Easton, The Mating of Michael

“New love is grand. Savor all the crazy, muddled might of it.”
― Eli Easton, The Mating of Michael

“Being bisexual is like spending your life choosing between meat and potatoes.” Marnie suddenly guffawed. “Make that bananas and mangos!”
― Eli Easton, The Mating of Michael

“There was no decision to make, really. When, against all odds, the miraculous happened and the spaceship landed for you and the hatch opened, you got on. The end. It didn't even matter if you would wind up as food or taken on a trip to the stars. Some things were worth the risk.”
― Eli Easton, The Mating of Michael

“James rolled his eyes. "That was way harder than it should have been." "That's what he said.”
― Eli Easton, The Mating of Michael

“The only ones I really dislike are the E.D. patients. I don't understand why they get to wake Michael up at 3 a.m. if they get an erection, but I have to wait until 7.”
― Eli Easton, The Mating of Michael

“Like an alchemist, he had taken something dark and painful, and he'd transmuted it into gold. In doing so, he'd created a new reality within himself, a new understanding and a bridge - a bridge to Michael.”
― Eli Easton, The Mating of Michael

“The kind of compassion you have is like a diamond—won under tremendous pressure.”
― Eli Easton, The Mating of Michael

“Uh-huh. You can’t fool me. The kind of compassion you have is like a diamond—won under tremendous pressure. Well, whatever fire forged you, you are special. You’re a jewel.” Michael”
― Eli Easton, The Mating of Michael