Laptop Quotes

“A smell of burned hair and cotton wafted into the air as I spun toward my desk. There was a low whine from the desk and then smoke billowed out of my closed laptop.
I gaped.
My precious, perfectly brand new laptop I cherished like one would a small child.
Son of a mother…
Friend or not, it was so on”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Opal

“By the way, if you get mad at your Mac laptop and wonder who designed this demonic device, notice the manufacturer's icon on top: an apple with a bite out of it.”
― peter kreeft, Jesus-Shock

“Why can’t I use my laptop to take notes?” To which the Brother Tohrment had replied, “Because the tap-tapping of a keyboard makes me want to get my shotgun. Do you feel like having a cranial leak tonight?”

Ward, J.R. (2015-12-01). Blood Kiss: Black Dagger Legacy (p. 229). Penguin Publishing Group. Kindle Edition.”
― J.R. Ward, Blood Kiss

“I don't choose between my house phone and my mobile. I don't choose between my laptop and my notebook. And I don't intend to choose between my e-reader and my bookshelf.”
― Sara Sheridan

“I really hate that I need my glasses while using my laptop. What I hate even more is that I need those glasses to be full of vodka at all times.
-Karen Quan and Jarod Kintz”
― Karen Quan, liQUID PROse QUOtes

“In summers, after 1 hour of extreme gaming you can use your laptop to iron your shirt.”
― Neetesh Dixit

“Windows 10 on both an old 2011 upgraded computer and a new 2016 computer was an excruciating experience”
― Steven Magee

“Nothing was a natural predator of productive fiction writing like the cell phone. Ditto the laptop. As she had well learned, the laptop could destroy a day.”
― Elin Hilderbrand, The Rumor

“You’re the cure? I hope you come in a portable version, like a laptop. Can you find me a boyfriend while you’re at it?”
― Larry Kramer, The Normal Heart & The Destiny of Me

“The trick with getting Windows 10 to work well on my 2011 Windows 7 laptop computer was to use a HDMI cable and plug it into a full High Definition (HD) 1920x1080 resolution computer monitor at 60Hz as the sole display.”
― Steven Magee

“After two months of horrible computer problems, I had concluded that the free Windows 10 installation was an unreliable lobotomized operating system as compared to Windows 7 on a 2011 HP G72-B50US laptop computer.”
― Steven Magee

“Tether smartphones with laptops when you need a connection. Turn off updates to avoid exceeding plan data. NetworkEtiquette.net”
― David Chiles

“http://www.batteriesmall.com.au/hp-co... HP COMPAQ Business Notebook NC6400 Laptop Battery”
― Barry, TWO STANDARDS 1898

“http://www.batteriesmall.com.au/ibm-l...
IBM ThinkPad X60 Series Laptop Battery Replacement”
― Barry, Art Culture and the Semiotics of Meaning

“http://www.batteriesmall.com.au/lenov... LENOVO ThinkPad X200 Laptop Battery Replacement”
― Barry, Practical Logic: Answer Key

“I pull out my laptop, which is probably the most advanced piece of technology that has ever crossed the threshold of Lapin's lair, and set it up on a stack of heavy books, all from the Wayback-list. The shiny MacBook looks like a hapless alien trying to blend in with the quiet stalwarts of human civilization I crack it open - glowing alien guts revealed! - and cue the visualization as Lapin crosses the room with two cups in two saucers.”
― Robin Sloan, Mr. Penumbra's 24-Hour Bookstore

“During COVID-19, laptop computers became a hot commodity.”
― Steven Magee

“Not pausing, Justin grabbed my laptop and opened applications for me to return to college, the moon framed in our kitchen, winking in the window from behind a slate storm-cloud. He asked me questions from the forms aloud, marking my responses—applying me to schools in New York City.”
― Aspen Matis, Your Blue Is Not My Blue: A Missing Person Memoir

“Using Twitter on a laptop is just kind of strange.”
― A.D. Aliwat, In Limbo

“can you get a laptop at 20% off Amazon..?”
― Amazon

“I had a history of using company laptop computers since 1999 and my right hand would rest in the area of the keyboard that was above a high pulsating electromagnetic field the laptop computer was emitting. I was not surprised my right hand had developed issues.”
― Steven Magee, Magee’s Disease

“Electromagnetic emitting laptop computers are among the most toxic devices the electronics industry has marketed to the unsuspecting masses. The last place you would want to put one of these devices is on your lap!”
― Steven Magee, Magee’s Disease