Facebook Quotes

“Sheryl Sandberg, Chief Operating Officer of Facebook, is another person who I like. I like her sassy ass. I think Sheryl has an ungodly amount of cool”
― Karl Wiggins, Wrong Planet - Searching for your Tribe

“But even when Facebook isn't deliberately exploiting its users, it is exploiting its users—its business model requires it. Even if you distance yourself from Facebook, you still live in the world that Facebook is shaping. Facebook, using our native narcissism and our desire to connect with other people, captured our attention and our behavioral data; it used this attention and data to manipulate our behavior, to the point that nearly half of America began relying on Facebook for news. Then, with the media both reliant on Facebook as a way of reaching readers and powerless against the platform's ability to suck up digital advertising revenue—it was like a paperboy who pocketed all the subscription money—Facebook bent the media's economic model to match its own practices: publications needed to capture attention quickly and consistently trigger high emotional responses to be seen at all. The result, in 2016, was an unending stream of Trump stories, both from the mainstream news and from the fringe outlets that were buoyed by Facebook's algorithm. What began as a way for Zuckerberg to harness collegiate misogyny and self-interest has become the fuel for our whole contemporary nightmare, for a world that fundamentally and systematically misrepresents human needs.”
― Jia Tolentino, Trick Mirror: Reflections on Self-Delusion

“Believe half of what you see and nothing you read online.”
― Pablo Reyes

“It’s no use trying to reasonably argue with unreasonable people. Better to spend your time in more productive pursuits.”
― Laurence Overmire, The One Idea That Saves The World: A Call to Conscience and A Call to Action

“One night, he posed the question: Does your husband mind that you are chatting with me?
New York Times Magazine, LIVES”
― Lisa K Friedman

“إن شرط حصولك على جنسية الفيسبوك هو أن تكون مواطناً عالمياً بامتياز”
― Khaled ElAhmad, Shusmo شسمو

“Drugs and addiction impact all classes, genders, ages, and races.”
― Asa Don Brown

“Social media is a boon for businessmen, curse for kids.”
― Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

“What are Facebook and other social media but adverts for how we’d like to be seen?”
― John Yorke, Into the Woods: A Five Act Journey Into Story

“Facebook: Helping you acknowledge the existence of people you had been successfully ignoring for years.”
― Nitya Prakash

“My dog’s Facebook status: Tried to save the master from the vacuum cleaner today… He just yelled at me.”
― Nitya Prakash

“Facebook has the Face and Book. One may notice the Book, not the Face. All users face only its book, means, face a book of Facebook.”
― Ehsan Sehgal

“Libra is an intangible global currency that comes with better mileage.”
― Mohith Agadi

“A Wall for the Mexican border was passed, and billions approved in 2006 [H.R. 6061 (109th): Secure Fence Act of 2006] , with the votes of Senators Chuck Schumer, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. Ouch! Facts hurt.”
― Greg Palast

“If you love something let it go but make sure one of your close friends is still friends with it on Facebook so you can stalk it.”
― Nitya Prakash

“If you get a crush on a girl on Facebook you should quickly get over it by adding him on Whatsapp.”
― Nitya Prakash

“Due to reliance on money, people are generally cajoled into working and lead to believe they have no other choice in this matter. Many are manoeuvred into living in monotone stacked boxes of apartment buildings where they return each sat like mindless drones to their tv sets and facebook pages.”
― Mango Wodzak, The Eden Fruitarian Guidebook

“For me, it comes down to the fundamental question of who owns knowledge, who produces knowledge, who enables other people to produce knowledge. And that’s why it’s important that knowledge should not belong to one person or group, neither should the profits of that knowledge belong to one corporation, whether it’s The Washington Post or The New York Times, and the Amazons and Jeff Bezoses of the world. It’s absolutely important that all of us, whether we are brown or black, have the capacity to produce knowledge and own that knowledge.”
― Suchitra Vijayan

“Facebook is an Ancient and Modern book that reconnects you with ancient friends and connects you with modern ones. People add and minus you as a friend at whim. Some people change their profile pictures everyday as if they’re WANTED by the police. On it, you chat with ur fingers, not with ur mouth. It’s a status-conscious society. It’s a place where, even if you can’t afford a house, you at least have a wall where passersby do graffiti.”
― Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu

“A cross with a bent tip that's the Facebook logo
New religion, clouds drip Grapefruit Yoko Ono

A clown wears the crown for years and we celebrate
Rule of law turned upside down, we tolerate

I no longer know, where we headed on this path
Pen my words, just forget it, waiting on the crash

Documenting life, I am Mr Werner Herzog
’72 Aguirre, this is the wrath of God”
― Soroosh Shahrivar, Letter 19

“I am here on Facebook only for pleasure, happiness, and humor and also posting my writings to all my friends. Please do not take anything seriously and personally from my comments, status and any posts that are based only on humor, I know sometimes my comments and posts go a bit far of the reality, and create the confusion.

Please also keep in mind that I am not always online though my network is on, and sometimes administrators update my FB, even comments, status, and other things.

Please be civilized and gentle at the wall and inbox. I do not reply at inbox except a few ones. I answer only necessary matters that you inbox. If you ask personally, not on the wall or in comments since those are for the public, not private.

Neither I have taken of you seriously anything, nor I will ever do that. I only take serious all matters of my family and friends whom I know personally.
Thanks.

Ehsan Sehgal”
― Ehsan Sehgal

“The company's stellar growth revived more than a few economic sectors, as well as a few neighborhoods.”
― Douglas Rushkoff, Throwing Rocks at the Google Bus: How Growth Became the Enemy of Prosperity

“Growth is good, at least for those doing the growing.”
― Douglas Rushkoff, Throwing Rocks at the Google Bus: How Growth Became the Enemy of Prosperity

“We're all operating on borrowed time and borrowed money. We need to make a choice.”
― Douglas Rushkoff, Throwing Rocks at the Google Bus: How Growth Became the Enemy of Prosperity

“A social network everyone said they hated but no one could stop logging in to went public at a valuation of one-hundred-odd billion dollars, its grinning founder ringing the opening bell over video chat, a death knell for affordable rent in San Francisco.”
― Anna Wiener, Uncanny Valley

“Two hundred million people signed on to a microblogging platform that helped them feel close to celebrities and other strangers they’d loathe in real life. Artificial intelligence and virtual reality were coming into vogue, again. Self-driving cars were considered inevitable. Everything was moving to mobile. Everything was up in the cloud. The cloud was an unmarked data center in the middle of Texas or Cork or Bavaria, but nobody cared. Everyone trusted it anyway.”
― Anna Wiener, Uncanny Valley

“My father is a good farmer.
The reason, he does not know Facebook.”
― Moaath Alhmamdeh

“Facebook friends share fun, they don't share feelings.”
― Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

“Don't confound being on the front line and online on face!

Nao confunda estar em linha de frente com estar na linha de frente!...”
― Ana Claudia Antunes, 100 Inspirational Quotes in Spiritual Notes: The World’s Most Original, Funny, Inspirational and Motivational Book Quotes Today to more Happiness, Success and Love in Your Life

“Facebook has emotions, YouTube has likes and dislikes but to like 50 times over you’ve got to find a happy Medium.”
― Chandra dos Santos