Facebook Quotes

“Homeschool doesn’t give you a get out of teenage jail free card. It just
gives you fewer opportunities to become the butt of someone’s lame Facebook joke.”
― Kim Culbertson, The Liberation of Max McTrue

“Crime fiction "confirms our belief, despite some evidence to the contrary, that we live in a rational, comprehensible, and moral universe.”
― P D James

“Now friendships depend on and are subject to the Facebook's privacy policy”
― Sunil Raina

“Stupid quotes are only Twitters in disguise.”
― Shannon Alder

“simple love's hard to come by/ I'm just living my life, and I'm trying to be a lady.”
― L.divine

“Maybe she's got a Facebook page, like every other kid in America. We could put something on her wall."
Her eyes lit up very briefly before she slumped. "No, she's far too paranoid for that."
"I was joking."
"Yes, but you know how kids are about Facebook."
"But she's hiding from an eight-foot-tall sociopathic werewolf wizard who can call down lightning bolts."
"We're also talking about Facebook."
Tristan contemplated her. "I think I need to feed you. Your blood sugar must be getting low.”
― Angela Knight, Master of Shadows

“عندما وصل عليه الصلاة والسلام إلى حيث قال "لا تحزن إن الله معنا" ، كان قد خطط لكل شيء وتم تنفيذه بدقة...
كم هو محزن أن نقول الآية ونحن ننسى ذلك.”
― أحمد خيري العمري

“Things changed when my phone outsmarted me. Once Facebook had a permanent place in my pocket, it became a permanent portal—able to transport me away from my family. Even if we were physically in the same room, I wasn’t necessarily there with them. Facebook was no longer simply a naptime vacation but an all-day form of escapism.”
― Wendy Speake, The 40-Day Social Media Fast: Exchange Your Online Distractions for Real-Life Devotion

“Do not be angry with the dormant friends you have on Facebook and on social media who do not LIKE or comment on your statuses and pictures, and do not congratulate you on your birthday. See them just as the regular passengers you meet every morning on the train and bus on your way to work, and with whom you do not exchange greetings ― the only thing you share being just passengers on board the same train and bus.”
― Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu

“This thrilled Zuckerberg, whose primary measure of the service’s success was how often users returned.”
― David Kirkpatrick, The Facebook Effect: The Inside Story of the Company That is Connecting the World

“Amazing, life-altering anonymous picture quotes on FaceBook: Are they created by graphic designers who steal quotes or don't bother to research the author, or are they original and just have exceptionally less ego than I do? Cos if I ever write something that brilliant it's gonna have flashing headlights.”
― Fierce Dolan

“Despite its revolutionary promises, Facebook can turn our everyday lives into that wedding we have all heard about: the one where the bride chooses her prettiest friends, not her best friends, to be bridesmaids. It can feel like a popularity contest where being Liked is what matters, being the best is the only respectable option, how our partners look is more important than how they act, the race to get married is on, and we have to be clever all the time. It can be just another place, not to be, but to seem.”
― Meg Jay, The Defining Decade: Why Your Twenties Matter - And How to Make the Most of Them Now

“In Friendster's wake, a throng of social networking sites blossomed in San Francisco attempting to duplicate its appeal. Each tackled the idea of connecting people in a slightly different way. One was Tickle, a service which, on observing Friendster’s broad-based appeal, altered its own service, which had previously been based on self-administered quizzes and tests. Two of the other new social sites—LinkedIn and Tribe.net—were founded by friends of Abrams.”
― David Kirkpatrick, The Facebook Effect: The Inside Story of the Company That is Connecting the World

“By early 2004 Tickle had become the second-largest social network after Friendster, with two million members actively connected to others and exchanging messages.”
― David Kirkpatrick, The Facebook Effect: The Inside Story of the Company That is Connecting the World

“For users, Facebook Connect offers what could turn into a universal Internet log-in. Over 80,000 websites use it in some fashion, as of February 2010, and 60 million Facebook members are actively employing it.”
― David Kirkpatrick, The Facebook Effect: The Inside Story of the Company That is Connecting the World

“Discover the fulfillment of intimate relationships with flesh-and-blood neighbors and teammates in concrete place and time, and we escape the pressure of mainstream media to channel intimacy only as virtual embrace.”
― Jose Panate-Aceves and John Hayes

“Facebook would never put it this way, but algorithms are meant to erode free will, to relieve humans of the burden of choosing, to nudge them in the right direction. Algorithms fuel a sense of omnipotence, the condescending belief that our behavior can be altered, without our even being aware of the hand guiding us, in a superior direction. That's always been a danger of the engineering mindset, as it moves beyond its roots in building inanimate stuff and beings to design a more perfect social world. We are the screws and rivets in their grand design”
― Franklin Foer, World Without Mind: The Existential Threat of Big Tech

“Only lame people make status updates about music on Facebook after college. Unless you’re actually a musician or music journalist or blogger or something, and have some direct involvement in what you’re posting, nobody cares about what the fuck you’re listening to or your thoughts on it.”
― A.D. Aliwat, In Limbo

“Cohler advertised for summer interns, then sometimes told promising applicants when they came for an interview that Thefacebook was only hiring full-timers.”
― David Kirkpatrick, The Facebook Effect: The Inside Story of the Company That is Connecting the World

“Revenues were, according to well-informed sources, more than $550 million for 2009—up from less than $300 million in 2008. That represents a stunning growth rate of almost 100 percent. The same sources say that the company could exceed $1 billion in revenue in 2010.”
― David Kirkpatrick, The Facebook Effect: The Inside Story of the Company That is Connecting the World

“WHAT IS SOCIAL NETWORKING? – it’s a way for submissives to tweet, nudge and post their way to oblivion. While dominants get on with using their time to create things and dominate the world, the submissives fritter their time away in the most futile stream of trivial consciousness ever known. The intergalactic static that provides the microwave echo of the Big Bang has come to life in the shape of Facebook and Twitter. Now we can hear the vacuum speak.”
― Adam Weishaupt, Resurrection: The Origin of a Religious Fallacy

“It is very dangerous for a man to be wise, if his leaders are mugginses.”
― ZABs

“To bring home the bacon, one must flee from people who always try to disparage their efforts.”
― ZABs

“A man who betrays a brother for position or power betrays himself, and will forever remain weak and desperate.”
― ZABs….

“I am a three social media posts a day kind of guy.”
― Steven Magee

“They are all gone somewhere. Someone on twitter, someone on instagram, someone on facebook...No one is at home.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, Yet Another New Land

“I feel like a fraud, what do I do?
I have lied to millions, I have hurt many.
I just divorced number 3, what do I do?
I still love number 1, and number 2,
but they have moved on, I will still get what I want.
My worlds are blending, my online fantasy
becoming further from my real truth of life.
I wish I could have both, Maybe if I lie more
no one will ever know, who I really am.
but will I remember? who am I again?
Louise short, or Veronika Jensen?
my worlds are colliding, fusing together.
I now have two, delusional worlds.
I will keep up the fraud. No one must know.
only my Soul, and number 3 but I dealt with him.
no one will believe him, Because I am Veronika Jensen, but...Who are you?” —lulus.secrets.desires”
― lulus.secrets.desires

“I feel like a fraud, what do I do?
I have lied to millions, I have hurt many.
I just divorced number 3, what do I do?
I still love number 1, and number 2,
but they have moved on, I will still get what I want.
My worlds are blending, my online fantasy
becoming further from my real truth of life.
I wish I could have both, Maybe if I lie more
no one will ever know, who I really am.
but will I remember? who am I again?
Louise short, or Veronika Jensen?
my worlds are colliding, fusing together.
I now have two, delusional worlds.
I will keep up the fraud. No one must know.
only my Soul, and number 3 but I dealt with him.
no one will believe him, Because I am Veronika Jensen, but...Who are you?” —lulus.secrets.desires”

Facebook - lulus.secrets.desires”
― Lulu short

“Want to spot fake friends? Log into your Facebook account.”
― Tamerlan Kuzgov

“Imagine Facebook not having the Unfriend button! Quite like remaining in a relationship that has grown too old to make you feel too young at heart!”
― Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu